#source: arrested development

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: *sees a bag with a note in the fridge*

The note: DEAD DOVE. Do not eat!

Bruce: *looks inside*

Bruce: I don't know what I expected.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Val: I mean, it's one banana, Mel. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

Mel: ... You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?

[anew-flame]

This is exactly how that convo went

[curtis-brothers-hug]

Ponyboy: “I studied for my math test with Curly, but I still got a B minus.”

Soda: “tsk, so Curly got you a B minus.”

Ponyboy: “no, it wasn’t Curly’s fault. I just ended up thinkin about the questions too long, so by the time I put the answers down I went with like my fifth choice.”

Soda: “oh Pony, never settle for fifth choice! Someone better’s gonna come along. I mean - something better.”

Ponyboy: “maybe thinkin about Curly during a test was a bad idea. He’s just so cute, I get distracted.”

Soda: “……do you?”

Ponyboy: “I wish I could draw his nose.”

Soda: “maybe it’s your eyes. Maybe you need glasses. For, uh - for your grades.”

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Windu: Anyway, it’s a party and I want the whole Jedi Counsel there.

[Anakin walks in]

Anakin: We’re having a party?

Windu: No.

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [208/?]

[wildlyincorrect]

Glinda: Do you think Elphaba is... gay? Shenshen: I don't know. Maybe not? Glinda: Yeah, it's never the ones you hope. Pfannee: Hope??? Glinda: Think.

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Harding: You spent 68 gold on hair conditioner?! Emmrich: A small price for self-esteem, Harding.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Agatha: Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Billy: It’s a hug, Agatha. I’m hugging you.

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Peeta: You’ve got to be the laziest person in the world.

Haymitch: If you weren’t all the way on the other side of the room, I’d slap your face.

[waltermis]

Across

Y/N: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a 't' on it?

Steve: That's a cross

Y/N: Across from where??

Natasha *staring at you endearingly*: That's my girl

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Get me a vodka rocks.

Dick: Jason, it's breakfast.

Jason: And a piece of toast.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bob: Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Yelena: It's a hug, Bob. I'm hugging you.

[incorrecttopgunquotes]

Ice: So you cost us $66 million. Maverick: Ice: Also, you'll be grounded for a month. [Maverick gasps] Ice: Interesting. I would've expected that after "you cost us $66 million."

[curtis-brothers-hug]

Dallas: “I know you’re the big ‘parenting expert’ - oh I’m sorry, I forgot. Your parents are dead!”

Darry: “…………….”

Dallas: “I’m sorry, that was one hundred percent inappropriate and I do apologize profusely.”

[incorrectteyvatism]

Kaeya: Diluc! What are you doing tomorrow?

Diluc: Having my day ruined with whatever you're about to ask me to do.