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Shion: Solon, can I ask you a question?

Solon: You just did.

Shion: Okay, can I ask you two questions?

Solon: You just did.

Shion, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!

Solon: You just did.

Shion: WHEN?!

Solon: Just now.

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Jay: *seductively takes off glasses*

Jay: Wow...

Sunghoon: *blushes* haha...what?

Jay: You're really blurry.

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Heli: We're going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

Khan: We are not friends.

Heli, holding an axe: We're going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence!

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Riki: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

Jay: ...What??

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can't believe he just yoinked her like a literal kitten like that

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park jongsung, jay (enhypen)

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Jay: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Heeseung: You need to stop.

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Riki: How petty can you get?

Jake: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Jungwon: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Heeseung: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Jay: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Sunghoon: So that’s my plan.

Jay: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Sunghoon: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Jay: It fucking sucks.

Sunghoon: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Heeseung: Jay, keep an eye on Sunghoon today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Jay: Sure, I’d love to see Sunghoon get punched.

Heeseung: Try again.

Jay, sighing: I will stop Sunghoon from getting punched.

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Heeseung: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Jake: Heeseung, that's a coma.

Heeseung: Sounds festive.

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Sunoo: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Sunghoon: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Jake: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Jay: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Heeseung: My moral code, is that you?

Sunoo:

Sunoo: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Heeseung : Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Jay: Looking right because you left

Jake: Looking up cause you let me down

Sunghoon: Looking down cause you fucked up

Jungwon: What is wrong with you guys

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Jay: I know you snuck out last night, Jake.

Heeseung: Play dumb!

Jake: Who's Jake?

Heeseung: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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*The group is getting into the car*

Jake: I’m driving.

Riki, out of view: Shotgun!

Jungwon, turning to face Riki: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Riki: WOAH-

Riki, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*