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“Oh hey it’s me, Takumi, I keep trying to get my brother back from those, stupid filthy Nohrians but I’m dummy thicc and the sound of my ass cheeks clapping keeps alerting the guards.

Takumi, at some point

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“Ya, basic!”

—Takumi

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Robin: Morgan what do you have?

Morgan: a knife!

Robin: NO!

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“My names Chaka-oof-da and my dad knows god”

—Leo

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Hi welcome to chilis

Leo, probably

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Leo: You fight like my sister!

Takumi: I've fought your sister that's a compliment!

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Begone thot!

Miriel

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My name is Inigo of Ylisse, you killed my father, prepare to die

Inigo as Chrom's son

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Chrom: If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my children equally.

[flashback to that morning]

Chrom: I don't care for Inigo

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Takumi: Whenever Hinoka asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants, I just give her the names of rappers.

Takumi: Those ludacrises are coming in nicely.

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Sumia: Where's Lucina?

Chrom: She went out.

Sumia: She's grounded.

Chrom, surprised: Are they not supposed to be let out when they're grounded?

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Xander: Alright, Camilla is at the beach for a week, time to cut all the sleeves off of all my shirts

Leo: Why

Xander: She's basically 85% of my impulse control

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Takumi: You know, I really do love working here, it's just, we all have a lot of laughs.

Takumi: Fuck off Hinoka, I'm not going to your fuckin baby shower.