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I have got to reexamine my life.

Sayaka Miki

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Sayaka: So it’s unanimous. Hey, where’s Kyoko?

Kyoko: Mami! I don’t frea- Oh my gosh! The square root of “soon” is “never”!

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Sayaka: I can’t go, stress is bad for the baby

Kyoko: What baby?

Sayaka: me

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Kyoko and Sayaka’s first meeting

Sayaka: Who are you?

Kyoko: Sakura. Kyoko Sakura.

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Kyoko: Where can I find this ‘friendzone?’ I need some friends.

Sayaka: From the depths of my soul, I am deeply sorry that you have no friends and I wish to rectify your current situation.

Kyoko: ...That was sarcasm.

Sayaka: Yeah.

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Save the spaghetti! Save the spaghetti!

Kyoko Sakura

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Kyoko: [ referring to Sayaka ]  I'd rather face a thousand witches and their familiars than one mermaid mackerel with marriage on her mind!

Sayaka: HEY.

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Sayaka: Tea? With KYOKO? Mami, how can you be so nice to her?

Mami: I have my ways, Sayaka.

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Kyoko: *innocently* Sayaka, I got a boo-boo.

Sayaka: Oh, walk it off!

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Mami: Alright, everyone! This witch as I've heard, is pretty tough. We may need to split up.

Kyoko: Well, I'm going with not Sayaka.

Sayaka: Well, that's perfect, because I don't want to go with grammatically incorrect people anyway.

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Kyoko: This year, I lost my dear friend, Miki Sayaka.

Sayaka: Quit telling people I’m dead!

Kyoko: Sometimes, I can still hear her voice...

Sayaka: KYOKO, I’M NOT DEAD.

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Kyoko: [ Literally any interaction with Sayaka ever ] You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, Sayaka?

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Mami: Oh, look! Kyoko and Sayaka are singing together!

Homura: Harmonies make things mushy.

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Sayaka: ...All I've ever wanted was to be a mermaid, okay, and like, wear a knight's helmet...

Kyoko: Um, are you high?

Sayaka: ...I'm really stupid.

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what the heckie?!

Sayaka Miki ( probably )

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Sayaka: [ referring to Kyoko ] You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant, but scary.

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Kyoko: Don't ever to be afraid to come to me with this kinda stuff, Sayaka. The single fact that you seem to eve give a crap is why a took a interest in you in the first place. It's why I trust you as a Puella Magi; hell, it's... it's why I trust you as a person.

Sayaka: Kyoko... Are you dying?