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Ann: I thought Makoto told us to stay out of it, Ryuji. Ryuji: Yeah, but that’s just a suggestion, like how they tell you to drink eight cups of water every month. Ann: A day. Ryuji: Ann, come on. This is not the time for jokes.

source: Brooklyn 99

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Ryuji: It's crazy how Leonardo could paint and invent all those things and still find the time to be a crime-fighting turtle. Ann: He was amazing in titanic. Yusuke: A real Renaissance man. Makoto: What?

source: tumblr

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[knocking on the door]

Sojiro: You wanna get that?

Futaba: And interact with people? No, thanks.

source: good luck charlie

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Ryuji: I have an idea... but I'm gonna need your permission.

Makoto: Why would you need my permission?

Ryuji: Because if I mess it up, I don't want it to just be my fault.

source: star trek

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Akira: Uh-oh.

Ryuji: Don't tell me: we're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Akira: Yup.

Ryuji: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Akira: Most likely.

Ryuji: ...Bring it on.

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News reporter: There's a body in the creek!

Ryuji: Zoinks!

Ann: Jinkies

Akechi:... FUCK

Source: Kappa Kaiju ('I reviewed Onision's Third Book So You Don't Have To')

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Makoto: Girls, I can explain.

Futaba: You get a bunch of extra screen time throughout the game from constant cutaways to your house? I only get a couple, and only during the arc where I'm first introduced!

Ann: Cutaways? I only get screen time during my confidant or when we all meet up for Phantom Thieves stuff, like everyone else.

Haru: You guys are getting screen time?

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futaba: if i were a drink, i would be a vanilla coke. if you were a drink what would you be?

akira: bleach.

akechi: sewage.

futaba: please calm down, edgelords

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Noir: I walked to burger king-

Skull:

Panther:

Joker:

Oracle:

Fox:

Queen:

Mona:

Noir: Then I walked back home from burger king-

Queen: Noir, the Burger King is on fire-

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Yusuke: I am the ultimate third wheel.

Haru: *holding hands with Makoto* What makes you say that?

Akira: *cuddling with Futaba* That's completely untrue.

Ann: *making out with Ryuji* You shouldn't think that way.

Yusuke: I have upgraded to seventh wheel. Truly, I am powerful.

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Haru: I struggle to look angry and intimidating.

Futaba: Glare at someone as if they were tall.

Haru: >:(

Futaba: There you go.

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Shido: Is it a crime to love my country so much?

Queen: No but its literally a crime to murder people??

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"Eliminate the toes. You can pretend that your feet are smooth. Men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets."

— Futaba

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Akira: *has just run inside Leblanc to avoid a bunch of girls chasing him* Please tell me nobody here wants "a piece of me".

Ryuji: Oh, well, if Akechi shows up, he'll probably want a swing at you.

Akira: ...I KNEW IT!

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Ryuji: Would you miss me if I died?

Ann, smiling: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this friendship.

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Futaba: Don’t worry, I still have a few knives up my sleeves.

Makoto: Don’t you mean cards?

Akira: She did not.

Futaba, pulling out knives: I did not.

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Ryuji: *lip bleeding*

Ann: Ryuji what happened?? You should go to the doctors-

Ryuji: No way. If doctors are so smart why are there millions of them?

Ann: