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Sarany: *whispers something threatening into Conor’s ear*

Kel: Oh my god… what did she just say to you? that if we don’t give Malgasi what they want, they’ll declare war?!

Conor: Worse, she mumbled and I didn’t hear.

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Kel: Let’s do-

Lin: No.

Kel: But-

Lin: No.

Kel: Oh, come on, live a little!

Lin: IT’S LIVING THAT I’M WORRIED ABOUT!

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Kel: I don’t even know what to do to please this family anymore!

Conor: You should just give up, I have.

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Kel: As you know, I keep a list of my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. We’ve established this.

Jerrod: Where am I on this list?

Kel: Well, I can’t tell you that because you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

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Ji-an: Merren, we have a problem.

Merren: What, the fire?

Ji-an: No, the- wait, what fire?

Merren: …nevermind this seems more interesting.

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Mayesh: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?

Lin: No, you misheard me. I said it was a sadness factory.

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Lin: Conor, let’s go to the lost and found.

Conor: Why?

Lin: Because you’ve lost it.

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Lin: You know, people treat me like the goddess.

Aron: How?

Lin: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

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Conor: I did meet some of the most insufferable people.

Conor: But they also met me.

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Lin: I just think we need to find a different way to get what we want. If we stoop to their level, we’re no better than them. They go low, we go high.

Ji-an: Yeah. Eyes, nose, throat.

Lin: No.

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Elsabet: Nonsense! We do not even know the meaning of the word surrender!

Liorada: But we’re willing to learn!

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Lin: I’ve been living a lie!

Kel: Just one? I’ve been living twenty.

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Lin: Are you alright? You look like you didn’t get a lot of sleep last night.

Conor: I got a solid eight minutes.

Conor: Not consecutively, but still it’s fine. You’re not even that blurry.

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Conor: Today, I learned the distance between me and a full blown mental breakdown is alarmingly short.

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Kel: Alright, who here has experience hiding a body?

Jerrod, Merren, and Ji-an: *raises their hands*

Kel: Seriously? Am I the only one who’s never hidden a body.

Jerrod, handing him a shovel: No time like the present!

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Kel: Just stay here, and don’t get into any trouble.

Conor: I don’t know why you still bother saying that.

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Jerrod: We can take them, three in three.

Merren: Actually, Jerrod, there’s four of us.

Jerrod: Oh, sorry. I don’t count you. You know *gestures to Merren* and all.

Merren: I can still fight.

Jerrod: Okay. Three on three plus Merren.