#source: game grumps

[ahfrickenfrick]

the batkids decide play a new game on patrol where they try to yell the most outrageous thing jumping into a fight

bruce bans the game after stephanie runs into a crowd of bystanders and muggers yelling

‘bienvenue power bottoms!’

and it causes jason to crash into a power pole from how hard he was laughing

[notmaplemable]

Best Bi

Jaune: We if all wear "Best Bi" shirts to Best Buy?

Pyrrha: So, people stop you because they think you work there?

Ruby: Exactly!

*Later at Best Buy*

Weiss: Hello, can you help me?

Ruby: Sorry, I don't work here. *Pulls Pyrrha and Jaune to her sides* I just fuck men and women.

Weiss: ...I'll find the camera section on my own.

[percabethconvos]

Percy: This reminds me of a dream I had where I was kissing Ann-

Percy: -a girl

Grover: uh-huh, good save

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

Lan Wangji: There’s less details, and there’s also different colors in each room. And that somehow lets my brain reset a little bit. Wei Wuxian: That’s interesting… Wei Wuxian: Have you ever considered seeing a psychiatrist? Lan Wangji: I don’t know, man-who-compulsively-draws-circles-around-everything. Wei Wuxian: *starts dying from laughter* Wei Wuxian: It’s called ADHD, and yes I’ve seen a psychiatrist about it!!

[zombiesoul93lives]

(Lucifer and Alastor are playing a game where they have to guess the phrase)

Alastor: umm…uhhhh?

Lucifer: omg, it’s “turning on the SOUTHERN CHARM” Alastor!

Alastor: what the hell does that mean?

Lucifer: you never heard of that!? They’re charming people

Alastor: I’M FROM THE SOUTH, I’M NOT CHARMING!!!!

Lucifer: yes you are, I beg to differ

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Damian Wayne: As you know, I keep a list of all my friends and family in order of how likely they are to betray me. We’ve established this.

Dick Grayson: Where am I on the list?

Damian Wayne: Well, I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

[lucky-bishova-42]

Natasha: As you know, I keep a list of all my friends…in order of how likely they are to betray me.

Kate: *giggles*

Clint: Where am I on the list?

Natasha: Well, I can’t tell you that because you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

Kate, laughing: That means you aren’t at the top then, if you could move up!

Clint, betrayed: What?!?

Natasha: *shrugs*

Clint, offended: Where is Kate on the list, then??

Natasha: Oh, malen’kiy yastreb is not on the list. I trust her fully.

Clint: WHAT?!? But— You’ve known me longer?!?

Kate, high-fives Nat: Cry about it, old man.

[pocket-raven]

Luci: I was pretty sure you'd sleep in and forget to meet me this morning.

Alastor: I wouldn't have forgotten if I was sleeping with you.

Luci: And look at this- [Freezes, blushes and panics] Jesus- look at this outfit-

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: As you know, I keep a list of all my friends and family in order of how likely they are to betray me. We’ve established this.

Steve: Where am I on the list?

Tony: Well, I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: As you know, I keep a list of all my friends and family in order of how likely they are to betray me. We’ve established this.

Colin: Where am I on the list?

Eloise: Well, I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Albedo: For me though, I can fucking tell my life's story. Here we go—

Sucrose: Really?

Albedo: —at age six I was born without a face.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: *sobbing* I'm not crying! Somebody put tears on my pillow!

[unfortunately-a-miraculous-fan]

Master Fu, handing out the miraculous: It is not an easy task. It will require honor, chivalry and above all, strength. Do you think you can handle it?

Literally the two least-okay teenagers in the entire city: Yeah, probably.

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

[During the Hunt on Baifeng Mountain] Wei Wuxian, luring one-third of the prey towards the Jiang Clan: It’s not cheating if you can do it.

[pinkydee10]

Lunar: Was there updog in there?

Eclipse: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Lunar: Updog?

Eclipse: What are you saying?

Lunar: What? It’s updog.

Eclipse: What is updog?

Lunar: *bursts out laughing*

Eclipse: *realizes* Ooooh Oh god damnit. Well aren’t you proud of yourself?

[7ndipity]

Jin: I'm a truth seeker dammit! And if I can't find the truth, then by God I'll kiss your dad!

Y/n: EXCUSE ME?!