#source: seinfeld

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 82

Tim: What did you wanna be?

Jason: I don't know, but it certainly wasn't this.

Jason: Men have been popping into my sexual fantasies.

Jason: God would never let me be successful. He'd kill me first. He'll never let me be happy.

Rose: I thought you didn't believe in God.

Jason: I do for the bad things.

[incorrectdragonage]

Blackwall: The thing is, I've been living a lie. Bull: Just one? I'm living, like, twenty.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: Let's go do something. I don't want to just sit around here. Want to go get something to eat?

Kate: Where do you want to go?

Yelena: I don't care, I'm not hungry.

Kate: We could go to one of those cappuccino places. They let you just sit there.

Yelena: What are we gonna do there? Talk?

Kate: We can talk.

Yelena: I'll go if I don't have to talk.

Kate:

Kate: We'll just sit there.

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Derek: He's it for me. Stiles is it. But I can't pursue him, I just can't. He deserves better than me. Isaac: So what are you going to do? Derek: Imagine bumping into him on the street in five years, with a husband? And Stiles tells me he's a sculptor, and they live in New England now? Isaac: We'd have to kill that guy. Derek: Yeah, and we'd get caught, I'd get the electric chair. Isaac: And I go to prison as your accomplice. And I'd have to wear that really heavy denim, or that bright orange, and that would really wash me out, you know, I'm pale enough already. And I'd go to the cafeteria line, with the guy who slops those mashed potatoes onto your plate. Go to the bathroom, in front of hundreds of people. Isaac: Derek, you gotta talk to Stiles!

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: Is this about Derek? Scott: No. Stiles: Then I've lost interest.

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Alfred: What’s the point of all of this?

Jason Todd: Revenge!

Alfred: The best revenge is living well.

Jason Todd: Well, there’s no chance of that.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Diluc: Thing is...I'm living a lie.

Kaeya: Just one? I'm living, like, twenty.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."

Karai & Shinigami: We do.

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: Do you know manslaughter is the least serious murder charge? Manslaughter. Literally the slaughter of a man. Sounds brutal, doesn't it? Yet it's the most socially acceptable form of murder

Stan: So you think we should change the name?

Mike: Yes, I do. How about "inadvertent life-ending"

Bev: “Unintentional snuff-out”

Richie: How about "I can't believe it's not murder"?

[kitts-mechanix]

Orion Pax: You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself "what the hell, I'll just eat some trash". B-127: No no no no NO! It was NOT trash! D-16: Was it in the trash? B-127: Yes. D-16: Then it was trash. B-127: But it wasn't down in, it was sort of...on top. Orion Pax: But it was in the cylinder! B-127: Above the rim! D-16: Adjacent to refuse is refuse! B-127: It was on a magazine and it still had the little doily on. Elita-1: Was it eaten? B-127: One little bite. Elita-1: Well, that's garbage.

[incorrectfaithquotes]

[shyjusticewarrior]

Cass: *sitting in Steph's lap*

Jason: Does your girlfriend have to be here?

Steph: Does yours?

Jason and Roy: ...

[theunmappedstar]

Keefe: Who even buys an umbrella? You can get them for free from coffee shops in the metal cans.

Fitz: ...Those belong to people.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: People think I’m smart, I’m not smart.

Bucky: Who thinks you’re smart?

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Derek: Is this about Stiles? Scott: No. Derek: Then I've lost interest.

[terrorquotestm]

Jopson: I just want you to know that I love your First Lieutenant very much.

Crozier: You do?

Jopson: Yes.

Crozier: Really?

Jopson: Yes.

Crozier: May I ask why?