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hohyeon: there's always that one weak bitch in a group who isn't down with murder.

hohyeon: *side eyes kangmin*

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hyunwoo: hohyeon gave me a get better soon card.

hakmin: aw, thats so sweet!

hyunwoo: i wasn’t sick. he just thinks i can do better.

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jisung: i hate you with every inch of my being

taeseon: that’s not a lot of inches

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kangmin: [crying]

hyunwoo: i will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure i eradicated whatever hurt you.

kangmin: i’d rather just... have a hug...

hyunwoo: whatever you want sweetie come here

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wooyeop: hey, can you hurry up? hohyeon just challenged a guy to a duel and someone honest to god handed him a sword.

hakmin, confused: he didn’t have his own?

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jihun: why is hohyeon crying?

taeseon: he took one of those “which TRCNG member are you?” soompi quizzes.

jihun: oh, who’d he get?

taeseon: kangmin

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jisung: im small but knowing

taeseon: you don’t know what the top shelf looks like

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“I think my neighbour just overheard me telling my balcony plants to “take a fuckin sip, babes” as I watered them”

—Hohyeon

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Alternative responses to “I love you”

Jihun: Who doesn’t

Hakmin: I know

Siwoo: Thanks

Wooyeop: Why

Kangmin: *laughs nervously*

Hohyeon: *laughs hysterically*

Hayoung: YEET

Taeseon: I’m sorry

Hyunwoo: *finger guns*

Jisung: If only there was someone out there who loved you

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Hohyeon: Here you go, Wooyeop-hyung, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Wooyeop: It's cold.

Hohyeon: Nice cup of coffee.

Wooyeop: It's horrible.

Hohyeon: Cup of coffee.

Wooyeop: It's not even coffee.

Hohyeon: Cup.

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Hyunwoo: I've only known Kangmin for a day and a half.

Hyunwoo: But if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

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Jisung: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Taeseon: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Jisung: You don't have to wear it.

Taeseon: No, I'm going to wear it forever. Back off.

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Hyunwoo: I’ll have the number 8.

Waiter: That’s a party platter. It serves 12 people.

Hyunwoo: I know what I’m about, son.

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Wooyeop: Why are you guys posing? There are no photographers here.

Siwoo: You know, Google Earth.

Hyunwoo: Always taking pictures.

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Kangmin: You're so tall Taeseon. What can you see up there?

Taeseon: Everybody's flaws.

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Hayoung: I'm a confident driver.

Wooyeop: You almost ran over someone.

Hayoung: confidently.

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Hayoung: I really wish there was something between us

Hyunwoo: yeah same

Hayoung, blushing: yeah, like what?

Hyunwoo: a wall.