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poppy: alright, alright. calm down. calm down.

guy diamond: what happened?

branch: he hit me first!

tiny diamond: liar!

branch: i’m a liar?! i’m the liar?!

bruce: okay, aspetta. calm it down.

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poppy: i’m your bff, i know you.

branch: i’m a grown man. i don’t have bffs.

poppy: technically you can only have one bff.

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poppy: that’s great, bridget. is that the only interaction you two have ever had?

bridget: no! sometimes i say "okay" instead of "fine."

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veneer: i’m sorry, floyd, but velvet said i’m not allowed to fraternize with victims of her evil plot

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satin: okay. that is a beautiful man.

chenille: where is the lie? and i like girls.

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branch: all right. no heroics. don’t go chasing waterfalls.

john dory : i don't know what that means.

branch: nobody thought you would.

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poppy: i don't care if you slept with hundreds of women. you’re my dad, and i love you so much.

king peppy: [hugging her] oh, poppy!

king peppy: [to the trolls] and i haven't slept with hundreds of women.

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john dory: thirty foot rule?

poppy: what’s that?

john dory: means floyd has to stay thirty feet away from him until we find out if he's straight or gay.

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branch: why don't we just go together?

poppy: great, yeah okay, so you'll come to me in a car?

branch: Yes, like a date, cause you're pretty and you're smart and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type.

poppy: i’m sorry, what were you saying?

branch: perfect.

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poppy: so, what's your deal? are you one of those girls who's all dark and mysterious, then she takes off her glasses and that amazingly scary ear spike and you realize that, you know, she was beautiful the whole time?

val: i don't wear glasses.

poppy: then you're halfway there!

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bruce: do you just make these statistics up?

john dory: thirty-five percent of the time.

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[poppy leaving troll village to rescue the snack pack]

poppy, leaving the bunker: bye aspen! bye branch! bye darius! bye branch! bye harp—

peppy: you said bye to branch twice.

poppy: i like branch.

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john dory, sarcastically: what? a celebrity doing something unethical to protect their interests? this is shocking!

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decided to start this account off with an incorrect tweet lol !