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Yes? Cell phone companies? I'd like an android please. Yes. Just one. One android please.

The shame and panic u feel on iMessage when you’re trying to find the perfect emoji and you’re taking too long and they can see u typing for 4 minutes for a one sentence text

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A Hundred Ways

If I counted out a hundred ways you were perfect, You’d say it simply wasn’t so. If I counted out a hundred ways you were perfect, You’d say, “I’m no more special than any guy or girl you know.

Anyone can cook, If they can read a book. And surely there are others Who can push a child on a swing.”

If I counted out a hundred ways you were great, You’d say, “It simply isn’t true.” If I counted out a hundred ways you were great, You’d say there are millions just like you.

“Anyone with a funny hat Can make you laugh. And the birds don’t answer When I sing.”

If I counted a hundred ways you were “just okay”, You’d feel a little more comfortable with that. If I counted out a hundred ways you were “just okay”, You’d say, "Now you're on the right track."

Humility is a virtue, And none show it like you do. Broken pieces can be just as beautiful As the brand new thing

So maybe I should count out a hundred things that make you, well, you. Then just maybe, you would see… If I counted out a hundred things that make you, well, you, You would see why you are perfect to me.

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Spring Is Coming

One by one, the petals fall away

From the stem of a rose given

To one with a heart of adultery

  Snow comes and coats the ground

Burying the scarlet beneath

A barren sea of ice

  Sunlit flakes dust the ground,

Burying ever further

The brilliance of life

  Look around, and see

That life has halted,

Frozen in time

  Look closer, and see

That not everything is as it appears

In a winter wasteland

  One green stem peeks out of the ground

Red and white petals

Bleed on the white landscape

  Old Man Winter

Seems to have forgotten

That spring is coming.

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Clearly he's got those apple-bottom jeans.

can the science side of tumblr explain THIS

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Just So You Know

I feel that slight breeze on my back And it’s a long way home I can’t seem to find the right track Out here in the unknown

I’m gone now Swept away Time flew by, wow It was just yesterday

I was laughing and joking with you Out in the pale moonlight We were best friends, it’s true But I’m caught in the night

Don’t be sad that it’s over Be glad it happened at all I’ll see you later Don’t cry at the call

Live a good life; be happy and free It’ll be alright Chin up, for me? I’m in the light

I’ll still be there Watching over your shoulder The sunlight in your hair Watching you grow older

I’ll be the wind in your sails I’ll hold you close when you cry And when it seems like you’ll fail I’ll be there to help you give it one more try

Don’t be sad that I’m gone Smile that I was here I’ll see you later There’s no need to fear

I never said it enough, So here it goes: I love you so much Just so you know.

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My Monster

She was my everything My dove Then she was family That I loved

I am a monster I hurt her so The innocent child So long ago

All she wanted Was to have and to hold But the relationship Had grown so old

That was when I first saw him The creature inside Cold and heartless Along for the ride

He's my monster Inside my head My monster Killing me dead My monster It's seeing red The monster Inside my head

You came along and you made it okay The monster came out to play He waited and watched and smiled the whole time Waiting for one final moment to arrive

Push me over the edge Attack who I love Innocent manipulator And my dove

The one I love And the one I was in love with Fighting tooth and nail Punch and kick

It made a fool out of me Screaming in the hallway At myself and for nothing Then they came to lock me away

There he was The creature inside Come out to play No where to hide

From the monster Inside my head The monster Killing me dead The monster Inside of me The monster That makes me complete

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God bless Josh Peck

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What to say during sex

ooh

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ooh ahh ahh

ting

tang

walla walla bing bang

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I Had To Tell You Something

I’ve got something I need to tell you.

I saw you reflected In the ghosts of our past Six, the years since then Six years since you passed

I’ve been so disconnected With life rushing all around me Looking, wishing, dejected Waiting to be free

The holidays are here on angel wings Another empty tree I still hang the stocking You made just for me

I’m not a believer But you can’t tell from my face Until I met her And all fell into place

Happiness was born Under a bright January moon She lifted the wretched and worn She made me swoon

Like all good things, This too came to pass A mockingjay sings For love that didn’t last

I needed a guide Someone to show me the stars But you held no light You had gone too far

You left so quick And I didn’t know I needed you so much The clock continues to tick As life continues to rush

Again we celebrate the Holy Night And I think I’ve met someone new Mysterious as the gray shades of twilight But all I want for Christmas is you.

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Will never not reblog

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It was so easy with you. What happened?

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Missing Link

I’m so tired of rejection

It’s like I have an infection

I was hoping she’d be my resurrection

A relief injection

Freedom from the insurrection

Of my heart guiding me, misdirection

My brain losing that election

No heart learns to make that correction

No, see, pain equals connection

It doesn’t have to be about the erection

Of bars around my heart, protection

Protection from the wind and rain

Why do I need to feel all this pain

When it’s for no gain?

Taking a stroll down memory lane

Every time it was the same

Same result, same heartbreak

They all gotta be fake

Or get pleasure when they take

It’s gotta be fate

This fate that I hate

The life of misanthropy and loneliness of late

Nothing to pass the time but me and my workmates

But you know I’m making bank

But I’ve got no gas in the tank

I can’t do anything with money I make

I can’t treat her the way I’d like

I won’t interfere with the new man in her life

I’m not looking for that kind of fight

But damned if my heart felt light

Like everything would finally be alright

But now I don’t feel so bright

A hole is all that’s left inside

So much love to give, forced to hide

A wild rollercoaster ride

Trying to go out with the tide

But forced back into shallows wide

Everyone so snide

No one to confide

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide

My house is not a home

I’m so alone

All I’ve ever known

Is how to be on my own

My dreams went far

All I am is what they are

So far away, the North Star

Get there, work hard

Nothing to show but scars

In a rut, trapped in tar

I clawed my way back from the brink

Found my missing links

Put that down in ink

All better now, I think

But one thing was still missing

Where are the lips I want to be kissing?

I spend all this time listing

Everything I want, I’ve been wishing

I cast lines out, fishing

The bait gone, hooks glisten

Voices speaking, now listen

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Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Thicke doesn't have a history of doing stupid things on awards shows. And the fact that Miley is just generally inappropriate.

isnt it funny how people are saying it was inappropriate for miley to grind on robin thicke when he’s a married father

and yet no one’s saying it was inappropriate for robin thicke to let a girl much younger than him grind on him when he’s a married father

isn’t that funny

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Now I'm Gone

I've got my ticket for the long way round A full bandolier for the way Going as part of Charlie Company And I'm leavin' tomorrow, hear what I say

When I'm gone When I'm gone I'm gonna miss you when I'm gone There'll be bullets in the air And explosions everywhere Oh, I'll miss you when I'm gone

I've got my ticket for the long way round The one with the deadliest of views It's got wounded and blood rivers It's not for the lilly-livered But you know that I do it all for you

When I'm gone When I'm gone I'm gonna miss you when I'm gone I'm gonna miss you when I talk I'm gonna miss you as I walk Oh, I'm sure gonna miss you when I'm gone

Now I'm gone Now I'm gone You're gonna miss me, now I'm gone There were bullets in the air And explosions everywhere Oh, you'll miss me, now I'm gone

Now I'm gone Now I'm gone Yeah, you miss me now that I'm gone You got my medals in a case, A folded flag, about face But you still miss me now that I'm gone