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Mick Jagger, 72, is having a kid, his 8th, with his 29 year old girlfriend, who is 16 years younger than his oldest child, which is 45. But two moms or two dads is too difficult to explain to a seven year old.

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lol

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Sometimes I forget how young I am, I have time. There’s enough time.

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What's the last thing someone tells you before you go to sleep?

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Kik? Need new friends 🐰❤ Ayee_zombie

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Me + You = sex? ;)

why would u ever try to come on to someone using math

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damn life back at it again with the

constant disappointment

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do you ever feel like your friendship with someone has an expiration date

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me texting someone

me: hey its me, an inconvenience,

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it is International Women’s Day and National Pancake day and that is honestly such a beautiful thing because I love eating both

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This is NOT The TiMe foR CUTE LeSbiAns to be oN MY DASH

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if i was rich i would never let new friends know until like a few weeks later when i know they genuinely like me and then one morning theyd wake up with a letter that says their student loans have been completely paid off and attached is just a picture of me wearing sunglasses and doing double peace signs with the caption “oh yeah btw im rich”