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I hate studying psychology because if even I have no fucking idea what’s wrong with me I must either be really dumb or really messed up

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Week so bad I’m thinking about driving somewhere willingly 😔👊

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Rush week is about to make me rush off a cliff I stg

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I just fell out of a coconut tree

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I’m back on my RE8 bullshit accidentally and I am Starved for content

Please please please give me more Ethan Winters I beg

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Zoom meetings with mandatory participation and cameras on have me gnawing at the bars of my enclosure fr

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hi

I feel like I don’t ask for much, why must you do this

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I had hoped I was done with hyperfixations after COVID, but then fnaf came back with a metal chair to finish the job

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The concept of Greek Life being called Greek Life is actually really funny to me

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My real life (intimidating) boss made a mistake and then asked over the walkies for one of us to run him over

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I cannot believe that my real life boss physically put in writing “Hydrate or Die-drate” in his presentation, What has the world come to?

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You’ve heard of a camp counselor, now here’s the camp counsellor (at law) for when these kids need legal representation

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Why must social etiquette demand that I speak, let me communicate through deadpan stares and anxious hand flapping