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[ipledgeallegiancetomymom]

I wish i was a boy

Hi I'm a 16yo girl and I know how the title sounds, and you might probably think: "Oh so you're trans right?" Honestly no, I feel amazing being a girl, I love it and I wouldn't change who I am in this life for anything else, even if I got the chance. I'm a girl and I love it, don't get me wrong, but sometimes I get a bit bummed and frustrated because I feel like I wasn't meant to be born a girl, and it eats me in some way. It's not because I feel like a boy, because I don't, I'm a girl, and I'll stay a girl until I die, but I think I would've been better off if I was born a boy. I see boy friend groups, see them talking, hanging out, the bond they share... all that it makes me hopeless because I'll never be able to experience any of that, and I know this may sound like pick-me behavior, but it's really how I feel and at least in where I'm from there aren't many teenage girls who like the same things I do, make the same jokes I do, the same humor, want the same I do in friendship, when I do, they look badly at me, they don't laugh, they don't follow along but when a boy does they all laugh and shi, and it pisses me off because I want to be him. But on the other side all boys do and I feel left out, like I'm that kid who got picked out last in gym class, like I was meant to be there. I love my girlfriends and I love going shopping with them, love doing our makeups, trying cute clothes and ranting about cute boys, just being awkward and weird. I wouldn't ever change that, but I still have the sensation that I'm missing out on my life, all the things that I'm supposed to be doing, the people I'm supposed to be talking to. There's just one word for it and its hopelessness, because I know that whatever I do, I won't ever fill that empty hole in me that's reserved for those moments like i was made off a broken mold. Just wanted to give a quick thought because I really needed to get it off my chest, lol

[ipledgeallegiancetomymom]

Honestly

The urge to ask a big hairy man if you can eat his pussy 😞

[ipledgeallegiancetomymom]

GHOST SIMON RILEY FUCK YEA 🦅

How can someone be so hot omfg. Like i'm not even joking anymore. It's not just a Ghost thing. I'll be in my knees for ANY man who wears a mask honestly. "What if they're ugly underneath it?" I DON'T CARE BABE, EVEN BETTER I LOVE UGLY MEN 😍😍 UGLY MEN ARE SO HOT GODDDDD. I want him soooo badddd, but not in a balls deep sense yall i want him in my kitchen cookin, in my couch watching tv or some shit, he was built for domestic life, he's such a cutie patootie. Yea I know he's a soldier and traumatised and shit but how can you say he's not a cutie patootie when you got Soap's and his conversations??????? Like that man craves for bad jokes to tell. He's THE Cutie patootie behavior hoe.

[ipledgeallegiancetomymom]

BIG NOSED MEN 😍

I fucking love big nosed men. It's all i live for. My friends ask me why i'd ever want a big nosed man and that they're ugly and shit, BUT if everyone goes for the small nose handsome hoes who will the 'ugly' BIG NOSED 😍 men marry? Someone's gotta sacrifice themsleves and their bloodline for that matter, and that someone is fucking ME, i'm volunteering to mother your children you big nosed hoess.

Fucking hell i don't even know why but they're so hot like...? I'll sit on it or whatever. Omfggggg i can'ttttt. You could be the ugliest man alive but have a big nose and be funny af and i'll literally come. Oh and don't even get me started with BIG EARS likee omgggg you flying to me w those ears babe. BIG EVERYTHING MEN PLEASE 4 EVER. 😍😍😍😍

[ipledgeallegiancetomymom]

I fucking hate watermelon

So I hate watermelon, it's fucking disgusting. Why does it even exist?Just by its smell i deadass retch. If you like watermelon consider yourself an opp because wdym you like fruit that smells like rotten strawberries and is 70% water? It tastes like shit too, it's like eating a wet sponge, all the water dripping and shit, fucking messy stuff. I'd rather cut my tongue off with pussy clippers than have a bite of that vile if you can call it a fruit. I will literally scoop anyone's eyes with a soup spoon if they're even thinking about eating watermelon in front of me. Don't get me started on melon because just by the smell i won't just retch, i will actually vomit stomach acid in your face whore. Yes this is also me:

[ipledgeallegiancetomymom]

Whatever this is

So why tf did I start this blog? Like who asked me to? Tumblr is so fucking hard to use I'm crying and it's not even a joke. Anyways I'm DietCunt (no it's not my real name babeand i'm not saying my real name ୨ৎ) I'm a miner so...careful don't go edp on me🤓☝️So I like COD, Lana Del Rey, The sims (I'm literally just a girl), pasta, Nirvana and I hate dietcoke, it's fucking digusting (Lana kinnies don't come for me, yall are crazy) So, It's 5 am and I'm gonna kms bc why is it so difficult to start a fucking blog? Like just write...? tf do i need to code 4? I still have no clue tf im gon write in this blog or wtvr it's, probably just brainrot and whatever shit i got in my mind cause i can't help but fight my demons. I don't expect anyone to actually see this but it's fun so fuck it 🦅 Btw this is me: