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another iceland fact
tourists are posting pictures from several different places in the country and tagging them with the name "gjaldskylda". they seem to be under the impression that it's the toponym of the beautiful waterfall/lava field/mountain/etc. they're visiting.
gjaldskylda means "you have to pay to park here" and it's on an unreasonable amount of signs
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Little bit funny how people's dislike of Harry Potter has now lapsed into like complete and total dismissal. The other day I was at a flower show and the theme for the displays at this particular flower show were book themed. And of course an admiring crowd went round and did the circuit of displays, ooh-ing and aah-ing at various renditions of The Railway Children and Little Red Riding Hood and taking photos. All extremely cool. And then they got to the Harry Potter section and there was just a complete blank look on a lot of people's faces. They didn't even comment like with the other displays, they simply walked by giving each other what-the-fuck-is-this shrugs. My sister is getting offered the opportunity to go to Harry Potter World by her college for art purposes this year and she said people were so distinctly unpsyched by even the offer of a very cheap coach trip and abysmally low priced tickets that they were already counting themselves out of the trip months in advance. There are stores with discount Gryffindor lunchboxes and scarves piling up desperately by the masses. Little stickers on them denoting price drops. Some stickers on top of others. Nobody gives a fuck about Harry Potter. It's all terribly exciting. I hope the HBO show is the nail in the coffin and we can finally put this shambolic corpse to a stake through the chest rest
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mad scientist MARCH
who here recognises him, this is a test-
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I just can’t with this Dungeon Meshi anime. Everyone is cheering on the lesbian elf who brought a woman to life using the foul, scavenged, dead matter but when I, Victor Frankenstein,
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Thinking about starting a Occlupanid collection. I found this one living in my kitchen attached to a bag of hotdog bun. I believe it's a Palpatomimus chilensis, but the mouth is smaller and it doesn't seem to have the uneven appearance noted in the description. Could also be Palpatophora utiliformis grandis, but the mouth isn't different and it far from its usual habitat. Anyone know what this species might be?
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The cruel twist of fate wherein I need to wear a lanyard bearing my legal name around my neck at work if I want to earn a livelihood is... Not lost on me
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You know what? Forget the discourse. This is no longer my hill to die on.
You wanna ship canonically aspec characters because “aro/ace people can still date/have sex”? Okay, then. LET’S DO IT. I wanna see an aromantic character with an alloromantic love interest. I wanna see that confession of undying love and the moment when the aro character says they will never feel the same way—not romantically.
I wanna see the asexual character with their allosexual partner. I wanna see that moment when the ace characters tries sex with their partner for the first time because they want to make them happy only to realize that they are 100% sex repulsed.
I wanna see the two demiromantics who don’t even know if what they feel is romantic attraction, but they adore each other and just want to make healthy snacks together and destroy each other at Mario Kart.
I wanna see the two aces who love sensual affection and are figuring out what they define as sexual or not.
I wanna see the romance + sex neutral aroace who happily and consensually does whatever makes their partner happy…but their partner still struggles with feeling undesired.
Oh, babe. You thought shipping an aspec character would be just like shipping an allo character?
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Miwackulous Tye Monday
HOW THE DOOSE DOES HE MANAGE IT ?
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Personally I don't really understand why we are so anti-solidarity these days, but I don't like it.
"I relate to your struggle because it sounds similar to my struggle, therefore I want to help you with this the way I would have wanted to be helped myself" is pretty much the baseline of allyship. For whatever reason, though, it's almost become a matter of stolen valor and stealing the spotlight, and frequently I see it rejected outright.
I just don't get it. Personally I am thrilled when someone who Isn't Like Me reaches out to share help or even just an encouragement. I don't really see it as an out group "making it about themselves" if they're just trying to say they've experienced similar and sympathize.
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There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT
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oh shit wait brainblast incoming
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found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember
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i knew jason being untraceable by magical means would be important but i figured it would be to help HIM get away with things, not to help someone get away with kidnapping and torturing him!!
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