just put in my nickname stupid random japanese characters to look cool ❕full time asshole
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how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down
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astrology be like “today libra must fuck virgo if not ur mom gay lol”
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when you have finally opened your fucking restaurant

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- oh yeah baby call me daddy
- but I call you daddy since my birth
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the internet has collectively made a meme out of every frame of Spongebob but they still have yet to hone in on the image that conveys the feeling of being in your 20s
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when you have finally opened your fucking restaurant

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Tumblr: LET👏🏻GUYS👏🏻HAVE👏🏻CLOSE👏🏻MALE👏🏻FRIENDSHIPS!👏🏻LET👏🏻THEM👏🏻HUG👏🏻AND👏🏻TALK👏🏻ABOUT👏🏻THEIR👏🏻FEELINGS!👏🏻ERASE👏🏻TOXIC👏🏻MASCULINITY!
Two guys: *look at each other*
Also Tumblr: OMG THEY ARE SO GAY! I WANT THEM TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE THE CUTEST BABIES!! NEW OTP
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sometimes when i sneeze i forget everything that happened before i sneezed
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These unwanted interactions happen way too frequently
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astrology be like “today libra must fuck virgo if not ur mom gay lol”
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