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may a love like this hit me like a freight train.

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Will - Jegulus - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 713

“What are you lot doing here?” 

Regulus had been expecting Pandora around for a cuppa and a gossip. Their long standing Sunday appointment. What he was not expecting was for Pandora to show up with Barty, Evan, Dorcas, Marlene, Mary, Lily, Peter, Remus and Sirius. 

“We're here for the reading of the Will, Reggie.” Sirius explained, somberly, as if this was the most normal thing for him to say. 

“What the fu-” 

“Ahh, right on time,” a voice behind Regulus proclaimed loudly. 

Regulus turned and saw James standing behind him in one of his favourite work suits. Regulus's jaw dropped and his eyebrows were knit together. 

“Jamie, what is going on?”

“Please, do come through,” James said in his posh voice and then waved the group in before he walked into the living room. 

Regulus had never been more confused in his whole life and that was saying something, given he grew up with Sirius. He just stood holding the front door open. 

“Regulus, could you join us in the front room, please?” Came the request from James' posh work voice. 

Regulus blinked and shook his head. Then he closed the door and wandered into the front room. 

James had set the room up so there were rows of chairs, dinning and arm, facing one of the end tables, that had a thick, A4 envelope and a glass of water on it and James sat behind it.

Regulus slowly sat down in the middle of the front row, in the only free seat and looked around at the others. None of whom looked the slightest bit confused. 

Pandora leaned over to him and quietly said, “Don't worry, Reg. Once this is done, we're still heading over to the hotel for dinner and to get ready for tomorrow. We just need to get this bit done first.” 

This cleared nothing up for Regulus at all. But there was quiet as James stood up. 

“Friends, thank you for taking the time to be here with us today. We appreciate you giving up your time this afternoon and as we all have a busy evening and very busy day ahead of us tomorrow, I will keep this brief.”

James picked up the envelope and began to open it in a ridiculously dramatic manner. Regulus huffed a chuckle but was elbowed by Remus, who was sitting on his other side and shushed him. 

Regulus rolled his eyes as James started at him and shook his head seriously. 

“The Last Will and Testament of James Fleamont Potter.”

“James, what are yo-,” Regulus started. 

“Shh, Reggie, there will be time later for questions!” Sirius interrupted him.

“For the love of,” Regulus threw his arms in the air. “Fine, do carry on, James Fleamont Potter.” 

“Tomorrow, I, James Fleamont Potter, will marry Regulus Arcturus Black and as such, I must bequeath away the following items.” Regulus squinted and his face became slightly pinched, waiting for the other shoe to drop. “To Sirius, I leave my Captain America and Winter Soldier action figures because Reggie has declared them to be childish.” Regulus nodded his approval.

“YES!” Sirius cheered. “Stucky forever, baby!” 

“To Barty and Evan, I jointly bequeath this napkin,”James held up a clear plastic wallet with what appeared to be a used napkin in it. “This napkin contains some of Reggie's dry saliva and hair, which can be used to clone him, so you're no longer mad at me for stealing him away.”

“What?!” Regulus exclaimed at the same time as Barty and Evan cheered and high-fived each other.

“To Remus, I leave my favourite Gryffindor Quidditch sweater because Reggie has declared that Slytherin is better and, although he is wrong, being a married man means I have to lie to him.”

“Oh, fuck you, Potter.” Regulus declared, having had enough of James’ nonsense, and jumped to his feet. As he started to storm away the whole room burst into laughter. “And fuck all of you too!” As he reached the door, he turned and said, “Oh, and Sirius, you can still keep those stupid toys.” 

As he stomped into the kitchen, he heard a very loud “yes” from Sirius and a very loud “baby, no!” from James.

Regulus chuckled to himself. He was marrying an idiot and, unfortunately, he couldn't be happier. 

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An island of diamond and sunshine

Probably the only time one of these actually turned out nice😂

Bank of Sapphire Cold?

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I just saw a video of a deer licking a cat's face and the cat looked mildly annoyed but didn't move and my first thought was JEGULUS

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<333

regulus who has some moles on his left cheek, and they take the form of a constellation.

james who gets them tattooed on his right hand, right at his palm, so whenever he tenderly holds his cheek to kiss him, both the moles and the tattoos align perfectly.

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Interesting interesting

"I got arrested for drug possession. Lily did too. I'm clean now, been clean for a while, but we weren't clean then. [Harry] got sent away while we fixed ourselves up. He uh… he still flinches when I yell during a sports game on the TV. He starves himself, just like they did, and he doesn't even think I notice. Regulus I… I'm not a bad dad, but I don't know what to do." It sounded like James was trying to convince himself more than Regulus that he wasn't some abusive monster hiding in the shadows. Regulus moved closer to him, trying to be soft. He had never been good at the whole, emotions thing. To Regulus it was easier to block out feelings then try to process them, but James had been breaking down those walls since he met them, maybe it was his turn to help James.

Chapter Eight of "acrylic paint and oil pastels" is out!

cw: substance usage

summary: Regulus Black is the new art teacher at the local high school after a series of bizarre events. There he meets Harry James Potter, James Potter's son, and Edward Tonks, a teenage boy Regulus knows nothing about besides his last name.

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Welp..

Lily: Hey, Peter

Lily: Kiss, Marry, Kill—Sirius, Remus, James

Peter: Kill you and James, frame Sirius for murder, and leave Remus alone for over a decade

Lily: Oh …

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PREACH

a real jegulus fan never speaks ill of lily evans

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headcanon that regulus had crazy good reflexes (bc of the seeker thing) and his friends constantly threw things at him that he caught without even looking, which a certain gryffindor chaser found very hot

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Sirius: "Moony and I are dating."

James: "Yeah we know."

Remus, confused asf: "We started dating like 3 hours ago?"

Peter: "What the fuck were you doing before that?"

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"I'm too pretty for this" is a perfectly valid excuse for Sirius actually.

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*james, remus, sirius and regulus are driving together. sirius and regulus are in the back*

Regulus: if you don’t shut the fuck up right now Sirius i’m throwing myself out of this car

*click*

Regulus [to james, driving]: did you just turn child lock on?

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She doesn’t like you bro. She likes gay werewolves with repressed trauma and jumper collections.

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yeah alcohol is cool but have you ever been someone's first choice? me neither. pass the bottle.

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Regulus hated his freckles in the summer because his parents saw them as imperfections, so that’s all he saw them as

James absolutely adored them and would not let go of Regulus until he had kissed them all

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Sirius and Regulus: *arguing in French*

Peter: do either of you know what they’re saying?

Remus: nope

Remus: but I have never been more attracted to him in my life

James, sat with a pillow over his lap: agreed