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They're so girlboss and malewife.

I made this exactly 2 weeks ago but only posted it on my Pinterest. Honestly, this is one of the best het ships ever and that's saying something bc I don't even like het ships most of the time.

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They can try and make as many Spider-man movies and TV shows as they want but they'll never beat my love for Raimi's Spiderman trilogy or as I would call it, the original trilogy. Of course, I still enjoy the new ones. It's just that they'll never top the OG trilogy for me.

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I love my Baby Boggo but I wish the other Sidemen got more love too. Especially Behzy Boo.

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Deck & Patio Styles, 1996

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Whaaa!! So I recently watched the new RoV movie, and it inspired me to make some fanart.T^T I haven't drawn Andre in his emo hairstyle in literal years, so I definitely struggled a bit.;x;

I also wanted to challenge myself (yet again) to try painting! I did still have a tinyyy bit of a lineart to help guide me. Tbh I didn't know what I was really doing, which sort of affected everything else, but I triedddd.x_x It was also an interesting learning experience...

Anyways, I saw a nice photo with a streak of light over the models eye, and thought it'd make for some neat symbolism/metaphor for Andre!:-D I often draw Andre with green eyes, but I went with dark brown here, and his blind eye milky (at least that was what I tried xD). I tried not to over do the sparkles either, which was hard orz.

But anyways yea! While I have some mixed feelings about the movie, it was still a lot of fun to watch and made me fangirl like crazy aha!! I watched it in english, and the VA cast did suuuch an amazing job. Especially Andre...I will NOT get over his voice it was so pretty!!T^T (the way I squeaked when I first heard his voice....u////u)

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i hate coloring but i love them sm 🌹

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i love led zeppelin girls.

ROBERT AND JIMMY WERE IN LOVE AND THEY WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER ON THE REGULAR AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE. also… IF I CANNOT HAVE MY JIMBERT THREESOME BEFORE I DIE, I WILL DIE!

or

JONSEY SUPREMACY. look at his cute little face. JAWLINE. CHEEKBONES. 24/7 BEDROOM EYES. what a little guy. give me sweet sweet kisses and I will do anything for you in return… anything…

or

BONZO MY KING. I NEED YOU NAKED. I NEED THE WEIGHT OF YOUR BODY CRUSHING MY OWN. BANG ME LIKE YOUR KICK DRUM OR I WILL DIE

or

ROBERT’S DICK. MY MOUTH. NOW. ROBERT’S ARMS. MY MOUTH. NOW. ROBERT’S WIDDLE TUM TUM. MY MOUTH. NOW. ROBERT’S SLIGHTLY BIGGER BUT STILL WIDDLE TUM TUM IN 1977. MY MOUTH. NOW. ROBERT’S HAIR. MY MOUTH (?). NOW. ROBERT’S WHOLE FUCKING SELF. INSIDE OF ME. NOW.

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my dark lord of the night. do evil things to me. have me in anyway you want. bite chunks off of my skin and spit it back into my mouth as you penetrate my body… (i need psychiatric help)

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i’m a lesbian… GOOOOO 🥁… JIMBERT 🥳🎉

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Top 10 most underrated Sidemen ships in no particular order:

1. Zerkjzl

2. Ksjzl

3. Zerksi

4. Behzstar

5. Emon

6. Wroetojzl

7. Wroetozerk

8. Behzjzl

9. Behzsi/Ksbehz

10. Behzerk

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sam raimis spiderman movies has the most PEAK parksborn EVER and i will always stand by that

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I will never forgive Sony for cutting out that CPR scene where Peter actually gives Harry mouth to mouth.

At first when I saw the movie, I was so confused as to why Peter wouldn't do complete CPR as it's his BEST FRIEND that's dying. On top of that, I KNOW both Tobey and James are comfortable enough to do mouth to mouth as these guys: 1) have played gay roles before and 2) are comfortable with their sexuality. So that's why that whole CPR scene had me like "I KNOW BOTH THE ACTUAL CHARACTERS AND ACTORS WOULD BE DOWN FOR MOUTH TO MOUTH SO WHY TF ISN'T IT HAPPENING?!"

I need the full CPR scene from Spider-Man 3 to be released so bad bc no way Sony wasted two hot characters played by the two hottest actors that will ever play them.

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Straight ppl be saying "Why cant they just be friends?" To the most homoerotic, queer coded, gay friendship and expect people to listen to them

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Brian O'Conner has a habit of wrapping his legs around men

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Haven't posted in eons. Can't believe I started this page a few months after tumblr banned all the nsfw stuff. I've known tumblr since I think 2014/2015 but had never made an account. Tumblr has never been the same since the nsfw ban. However, I still come on here once in a while for some fan art or funny posts of rare fandoms like Parksborn (Raimi supremecy tho)

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Another 80s Lady. This time digital! (I'm too lazy to colour)

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A random 80s woman drawing.