john-captain-price

[john-captain-price]

Mod: pff, Sorry about that. Enjoy your Dr pepper.

(OOC)

I fell down the stairs again

Mod: how???

[john-captain-price]

(OOC)

I fell down the stairs again

Mod: how???

[john-captain-price]

Mod: this is sad. How did you come across them?

(OOC)

Wake up, I found a interesting video on toxic girl dads

Mod: oh, really?

[john-captain-price]

(OOC)

Wake up, I found a interesting video on toxic girl dads

Mod: oh, really?

[john-captain-price]

I'm not surprised, he's not very good at driving.

*the Sargent walks over, confused and a bit irritated.*

“Go’ hi’ while drivin’ m’ truck! Pissed!!”

*the Sargent stays silent for a second.*

“chickie (the jaguar) is fine tho. Sister had ‘em.”

What happened?

[john-captain-price]

What do you mean?

*crosses arms*

*the Sargent walks over, confused and a bit irritated.*

“Go’ hi’ while drivin’ m’ truck! Pissed!!”

*the Sargent stays silent for a second.*

“chickie (the jaguar) is fine tho. Sister had ‘em.”

What happened?

[john-captain-price]

Are you two okay?

*the Sargent walks over, confused and a bit irritated.*

“Go’ hi’ while drivin’ m’ truck! Pissed!!”

*the Sargent stays silent for a second.*

“chickie (the jaguar) is fine tho. Sister had ‘em.”

What happened?

[john-captain-price]

*the Sargent walks over, confused and a bit irritated.*

“Go’ hi’ while drivin’ m’ truck! Pissed!!”

*the Sargent stays silent for a second.*

“chickie (the jaguar) is fine tho. Sister had ‘em.”

What happened?

[john-captain-price]

Oh well, good job anyway kid.

Captain look!

*He comes running up and gestures to the sleeping Whisky in his vest.*

Strange that he's sleeping, how did you do it?

[john-captain-price]

Captain look!

*He comes running up and gestures to the sleeping Whisky in his vest.*

Strange that he's sleeping, how did you do it?

[john-captain-price]

As you should.

-Lieutenant Boa

I'll do it somehow.

[john-captain-price]

No. I've decided against that. I meant what did you think about me just showing up with a random man in a shopping cart... as well as a baby jaguar and a big ass snake.

-Lieutenant Boa

It's weird, but I think I'll get used to it.

[john-captain-price]

I have brought you Sargeant Horror.

*The Lieutenant pushes the shopping cart closer until it was right next to you*

What do you think?

-Lieutenant Boa

About? The adoption?

[john-captain-price]

Good. From Lieutenant Boa?

*The Lieutenant proceeds to just push the cart away, stealing the Sargeant. He proceeds to bring him over to Captain Price despite having zero affiliation with him*

-Lieutenant Boa

*the Sargent stares at captain price before waving and saying hello in Russian.*

“Привет!”

@john-captain-price

[john-captain-price]

Good.

CAPATIN!!!—

*Otter was being chased by the baby jaguar that Sergeant Horror had brought.*

AAAAAAA

Wha-*picks up Otter and pulls him up* Jaguar, down.

[john-captain-price]

What's happening here?

*The Lieutenant proceeds to just push the cart away, stealing the Sargeant. He proceeds to bring him over to Captain Price despite having zero affiliation with him*

-Lieutenant Boa

*the Sargent stares at captain price before waving and saying hello in Russian.*

“Привет!”

@john-captain-price

[john-captain-price]

I know, But that's no excuse to be curious, especially if there are otters around.

CAPATIN!!!—

*Otter was being chased by the baby jaguar that Sergeant Horror had brought.*

AAAAAAA

Wha-*picks up Otter and pulls him up* Jaguar, down.