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awkward dad looks 

first and second day of new job looks ✌🏼️

(he/they)

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i forgot to post a pic of the impulsive haircut i gave myself and also i had an interview for my dream job this morning send good vibes, i find out later today !!

also shoutout to @schrodingersgiraffe for suggesting the button up + sweater combo, it worked out really well! i look flat and felt masc and confident 💖

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tarot readings for my transition!

hi guys!!! so i started selling tarot readings on etsy to help me pay for transition stuff as well as saving toward moving out of my extremely toxic and emotionally abusive home. this is kind of a test run because i wasn’t sure if anyone would be interested but ive gotten a few purchases already and received positive feedback from everyone ive done readings for.

it’s just $2 for a detailed 1 card reading and $5 for a 3 card reading. it’d be super great if you guys could consider buying a reading, and if not, reblogs are just as helpful! thanks so much, ily guys 💖💖💖

check out my shop here~

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tarot readings for my transition!

hi guys!!! so i started selling tarot readings on etsy to help me pay for transition stuff as well as saving toward moving out of my extremely toxic and emotionally abusive home. this is kind of a test run because i wasn’t sure if anyone would be interested but ive gotten a few purchases already and received positive feedback from everyone ive done readings for.

it’s just $2 for a detailed 1 card reading and $5 for a 3 card reading. it’d be super great if you guys could consider buying a reading, and if not, reblogs are just as helpful! thanks so much, ily guys 💖💖💖

check out my shop here~

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guys this is my new blog <3

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(^this is my new blog)

if you guys could reblog this and consider purchasing a reading if u can that would be great!!! thanks!! 

hi guys!!! so i started selling tarot readings on etsy to help me pay for transition stuff as well as saving toward moving out of my extremely toxic and emotionally abusive home. this is kind of a test run because i wasn’t sure if anyone would be interested but ive gotten a few purchases already and received positive feedback from everyone ive done readings for. 

it’s just $2 for a detailed 1 card reading and $5 for a 3 card reading. it’d be super great if you guys could consider buying a reading, and if not, reblogs are just as helpful! thanks so much, ily guys 💖💖💖

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✨move on, dream big ✨ support your local chubby queer nb trans dude in a crop top !

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i hate when a man does something problematique™ and another man is like “that wasnt a man, that was a boy” to distance himself from the fuckery…like no thats a MAN just like you! same genus, same species, same pokemon type!

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they called me baby face in boot camp

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follow me here for more quality attention seeking 

i just want y'all to know that im a babe and there are exactly 0 ppl cuddling w me and idk why ?¿??

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i stated t :)

guess who started testosterone today and became a level 2 team mystic trans???

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why do i look 15 lol

lookin’ extra nerdy and gay at work today

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concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.