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Well, uh, let’s see. The Friday after next? We can’t see it this Friday because of New Year’s day at all, so the 8th? Unless you have plans.

I’m free whenever you are. 

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Yep. They didn’t just make us sit there. Okay, I love the series but I am not wearing a diaper ever. I was just conservative on soda and stuff. Your belief is wrong but I’ll allow you to think that. I did not tell you I was easily turned on by everything! That’s - that’s not what I meant, Jackson! It’s not- that’s not a thing. Only twice. I haven’t had a chance to see it again. Did you only see it the one time? Sam’s really good at that stuff. Uh, okay. I mean, if that’s what Sam wants, I Won’t judge him. Well, you are believing wrong, but feel free to believe it. If she has any, I’m never talking to her again.

And yeah. I mean I shouldn’t be surprised people recognized me because of the whole title thing but it’s weird to have fans and everything, I guess.

15 minute breaks? That’s good. Well I imagine hardcore fans of the franchise wore diapers so they wouldn’t miss a moment. Even in between breaks. I’m still sticking to my belief that you were hyperventilating. I know you. Thank you for telling me you’re easily turned on by everything. I hope you carry spare underwear because of this condition. You could be, I don’t know. They make simulated games so why not paper characters? How many times have you gone back and watched the movie so far? Really? Well thank Samuel for making sure I looked the part at this premiere. Because of tradition? I don’t know, it’s your kingdom and I think Samuel wanted to be Queen anyways. Now that you have said this I will fully believe you did. I’ll be sure to ask if there’s a picture of you in this state.

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Please never get that sick again. I thought I was going to die and I have no idea what you gave me. I’m pretty sure you had some pandemic, Morg. I never want to experience it again.

Hey! I’m not an asshole..I just wanted to cheer you up and make sure you were alive. I didn’t mean to get sick and I did need to see it! They had a marathon, I wasn’t going to miss it. I just - it wasn’t going to happen! You don’t need to top it. I just knew you wanted a puppy for a while and well - Christmas was the right time to get you one.

I still don’t get why I’m an asshole and I have a feeling the puppy is gonna get more attention than I am from now on.

Ugh on multiple levels.

First of all, I’m so glad I’m not sick anymore. Seriously, it’s been almost a month of this shit. I can’t stand being bedridden. Riding in bed, totally different story. I like how I’m done being sick just in time for break too! I actually like school, guys. I missed it. 

Secondly, my best friend is an asshole. I told him to leave me alone while sick and what does he do? He comes over anyways and brings me a stuffed animal to cuddle with when he can’t be here because he’s a fucking sap. Ends up getting sick himself but apparently he’s a fucking Jedi and willed himself better because he needed to see the new Star Wars the day it was released. And then yesterday, when I’m finally given the all clear, he shows up with a fucking puppy as a “Christmas reward” for finally getting my shit together! What the fuck?! I’m now the proud human companion of the cutest seven week old Rottweiler puppy! Who is the proud owner of a stuffed animal that looks just like him! Fuck you, Joseph Smythe. How am I supposed to top this?! I’ve been sick! 

TL;DR version: I’ve been sick, it sucked. I’m not anymore, yay. JJ is an asshole and outdid anything I could ever dream of for Christmas and got me a fucking puppy. Said puppy is cute and I love him more than my boyfriend already. Oh, and I missed you all. <3

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I’m not sure if I really wanna be photographed, ever, but like, I could help you behind the scenes if you want? I mean, I guess. I might just knock stuff over.

Portfolio is looking bare

If anyone wants to do a fun shoot or get some headshots, hit me up! I’m not doing much since school is out.

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But now I’m tempted to ask. Uh, I can’t tell you either. Morgan got me sick so I was sick for like a month.

Guess who’s back?!

It’s been a wild fucking ride, but I’m here now. Don’t ask what I’ve been up to, just be happy to see me. What the hell has been going on, somebody catch me up?

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@heidiyokids: so many emotions, how does one handle them? #helppls

@NotaredshirtJJ: @heidiyokids Uh, what do you need help handling?

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If I find you a Star Wars Christmas song to sing next year, will you sing it?

Alright, so here’s the thing: I fucking love Christmas. And if one more of you Scrooge McDuck’s gets mad about me singing carols loudly and unapologetically in public, I’m gonna get you an actual lump of coal.

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@pepperann: Merry Christmas Eve to everyone who celebrates! I hope you all have a lovely time with your friends and loved ones!!🎄🎉

@pepperann: Also, it's never too late to donate to your favorite charity/organization! @pepperann: Because there are deserving people/animals that need the support this holiday season! ❤️

@NotaredshirtJJ: @pepperann I know this is after Christmas but do you have any suggestions on who or what to donate then? I'm always confused on what to do.

@NotaredshirtJJ: @pepperann Oh and I hope you had a good Christmas.

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I hope you had a good Christmas, Marley! Did you get anything good? Any chance you saved any of your baked goods or did I miss out?

Merry almost Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas Eve. I had a fun day full of baking and wrapping presents. Although I can’t wait for Christmas morning, that joy in the air is really one of a kind. How is everyone else?

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Do I want to ask what last Christmas included? But uh, not too bad. I mean, I can’t say I’m not happy it’s over. Did you get anything good at least?

While family gatherings may not be my preferred way to spend Saturdays, I must say it was nicer this year than the one before. How’s everyone else doing here post-Christmas?

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Wait, how was your brother distracting you? I think the only time I broke my arm was when I tried to climb a tree when I was 8. That was honestly the end of my daring feats of any kind. Did they give you a sling or a cast?

So I broke my arm and all that jazz. Same old thing. Turns out you shouldn’t attempt to skateboard like a boss while being distracted by you asshat of a brother. Anyway, hope you all had a motherfucking joyful Christmas time. I sure as hell did. 

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I’m surprised December doesn’t tire you out. I’m tired enough being sick, I can’t imagine really doing all that. Oh right, I forgot the musical started. Did you guys get a lot of interest?

Hello everyone! I hope you guys had an enjoyable holiday season; no matter what you to celebrate. I know I had a great Hannakuh, birthday, and even Christmas! Have I ever mentioned how much I love December? Now I’m ready to start the new year and continue working on the school musical.

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How was it gibberish? It made complete sense. Do I need to write a Star Wars guide for dummies for you, Q?

Everything you just said was complete gibberish to me, so clearly I’m still out of the woods when it comes to actually understanding your nerd movies.

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I’m... somewhat confused, but alright. I’m not sure if I’m going to like whatever news I eventually figure out. Yeah, I mean, I can’t say I’m exactly a people person, but being a hermit gets old after a while. I’m pretty sure I’ve read most of my books.

Hopefully. Well… Some things came close to both, but not quite either. Pardon the cryptic crap, I’m sure you’ll figure it out for yourself. Glad to welcome you back in the mix, man.

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It was like 16 hours long. They gave us 15 minutes break between each movie then a lunch break. I didn’t need a diaper. I did not mean it in a hyperventilating sort of way. I get... aroused by normal stuff. I’m not turned on by comics. 3D was amazing and had the best trailers. It was great, one of my favorites. You’re a good Han Solo. Wait, why does one of us have be a Queen? Can’t we just be two Kings ruling the Kingdom? I did not drool, and if Quinn tells you I did, she’s lying.

But….isn’t the marathon like a day long? Did you wear a diaper so you could sit through the whole thing? Joe, I just read this in your voice at a mighty hyperventilating speed. You know, that rapid speech you have when you get excited, borderline aroused over whatever you’re talking about? We saw it in 2D and it was really good. What’d you think of it? He dressed me us as Han Solo. Well, i’ve dubbed you and brother as the Nerd King and Queen, so you two figure out how you’ll rule your kingdom. I’m so sure you drooled with excitement and too bad I was not there to capture it on film.

I did not. I survived. Some people took pictures of me and with me. Did anyone recognize you?

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When are you free?

I would love to. 

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That’s probably a good idea. I’m kinda shocked I got Quinn to do it. Well, do it and not hate me completely afterwards. I kinda had to buy her a really good Christmas present to make up for it. It’s gotta be one of my favorites honestly. It really did have the original feel while still being original. Just hope the new Director can keep it up. It’d be just our luck if the new one drops the ball on it.

I know! But I didn’t want to subject Jackson to that. Only hard core fans can sit through 16 hours of Star Wars. I didn’t want to ruin it for him. I can’t wait for 8!!! I loved it!! It had that classic Star Wars feel to it! Reminded me of the original trilogy! I am too excited for 8!!