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they call me buzz slutyear.
on account of all the cocks i’ve sucked.
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woody my bussy my pal, i think we should have nasty pirate sex tonight
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“if you fuck a jar of mayo, you will not enter the gates of heaven” - god, probably
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the floating head of wisdom
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met god and he told me my cock is fucking disgusting :(
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pesto = please eat slimy this, ok?
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one time woody tried to climb inside his own gaping asshole and the universe nearly collapsed in on itself
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