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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

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reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from

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"girl help" you know what? no. girl hinder. girl hurt. girl... kill

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what if . . . you sensually caressed my eyebrows

haha jk . . . unless . . .?

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raviolis look like condom packets with really thick condoms inside

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Hello people we are in need of help our country is in deep trouble having 2 typhoons at the same time please help us. Thank You to everyone who help me bought medicine for my parents the past weeks but this situation is another problem to Us.... the rain don't stop it makes it hard to buy food outside our sitio.

Please help us.. For food and additional medicine for my parents please.. PLEASE SEND IT AS FRIENDS AND FAMILY BECAUSE PAYPAL HOLDS THE MONEY FOR 21 Days

paypal.me/lynsanity09

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people, CHILDREN, are dying. i see posts all over social media about people, CHILDREN, screaming for help as the flood reaches their heads. i saw a screenshot of a text going around pleading for help, that they see dead bodies floating on the water and it's fucking enough to make me cry. people, CHILDREN, are sleeping on their roofs because, yes, the flood's reached the ceiling of their houses, and YES, they're STILL FUCKING THERE. it fucking pains me that all i can do is bawl and curse. that the highest amount of money i could donate is equivalent to about ten fucking dollars because that's the only amount of personal money that i have since i'm a student and i don't have a fucking job. these people have been tag-teamed by four fucking typhoons, FOUR FUCKING TYPHOONS, and one of them's the strongest typhoon of the year thus far. and with this fucking pandemic, the motherfucking-never-ending corruption of filipino politicians, these typhoons, my country is drowning in both debt and flood. please, we need help.

Devastating typhoon in the Philippines. Many are stranded on rooftops for hours exposed to wind and rain. Lives properties possessions lost. Victims of floods as tall as houses. Power outages across the country. Its devastating. Please donate if you can. Link to thread here

https://twitter . com/RDWritesThings/status/1326748023020347392?s=19

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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Nico: Are you depression

Nico: Cuz I can’t seem to get you out of my head

Will:

Will: I don’t know if I should be flattered or scared

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R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

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Jason: Hey bro, how’s life?

Percy: Fine bro, wanna know why?

Jason: Why bro?

Percy: ‘Cause you’re my life bro. And you’re mighty fine bro.

Jason: Bro

Percy: Bro

Nico:

Nico: Are you two sure you’re straight?

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Jason: Hey bro, what’s the time?

Percy: Wait a sec.

Percy: *pulls out a recorder*

Percy: *plays said recorder in full volume*

Nico: wHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE DAM RECORDER AT 2AM?!

Percy: It’s 2am.

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Some person: Percy Jackson is a son of a bitch.

Literally the whole PJO fandom: eXCUSE ME HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SALLY JACKSON IS A FUCKING ANGEL.

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Annabeth: Okay guys, let's set things straight.

Nico:

Nico: I'm afraid that's not possible.