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Peter's pop culture knowledge

Headcanon that peter has diverse music taste, and somehow manages to get along with everyone with this characteristic.

like just imagine this kid bonding with every avenger over music tastes and recs he thinks would suit them. He's just like, Peter: Mr. Captain America Rogers sir- Steve: Just Steve is fine, Kid. Peter: okay Mr. Steve, during your time in the war, you didn't really get to listen to music did you? Steve: No, i can't say I have Peter: You should give Paramore a try, if you want to explore it now :D. I feel like they would suit you.

Steve: I'll give it a go, Kid. [2 days later, Tony finds Steve barging in and asking for Peter so he can get more recs.]

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And what if i write this out.

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Thru the depressive episode irondad and spiderson texts prevail

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Peter does the Hamilton trend but instead of Hamilton, he is dressed up as Tony Stark.

The video would start with Peter as Tony trying to get out of the window, andMJ with a red wig, and a business suit, shows up, you could easily tell she dressed up as Pepper potts

"Alexander come back to sleep," MJ dressed as Pepper said.

Peter made a face like he had been caught "I have an early meeting out of town"

"It's still dark outside" MJ said acting fed up.

"I know, i just need to write something dwon" Peter made a writing motion in the air

"Why do you write like you're running out of time"

"Shhhhhhhh" Peter put his index finger in front of his mouth, in shoshing manner.

"Come back to bed that would be enough," MJ said while pointing to the other direction

"I'll be back before you know I'm gone," Peter said putting on an awkward smile

"Come back to-" MJ didn't finish singing with song because Peter fell from the window and she rushed to the window trying to reach him.

The video ended after MJ picked up the phone.

Under the video Tony Stark is mentioned about five times, the video blows up of course, for one reason, because Tony Stark responds to it.

YouKnowWhoI'm: Kid what the fuck.

PbP&mj: sorry not sorry

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@roanokezephyr "Peter makes comments that make the team think he's starving is actually a baller fic idea"

I'll take it one step further, Peter unintentionally makes all the Avengers (minus Tony) think he's a starving homeless orphan, and they're all very protective and trying to get him help/understand his situation, meanwhile Peter just thinks they're really nice people buying him new shoes and lunch.

"Tony, where'd you find the kid?"

"On the street in his pajamas, it was ridiculous. Had to get him a whole new outfit"

Tony does NOT help with this assumption, because they assume he rescued this poor child off the street (and not discovered Spider-Man in a YouTube video). Also dealer's choice of whether or not there's identity porn shenanigans as well, because they could think Peter is just Tony's intern which makes everything even more suspicious.

"Peter you're covered in bruises!?"

"Yeah I had a rough night, street was pretty bad last night."

"Kid why are your clothes all torn up?"

"Robbery. Didn't have time to change so they got my school clothes and backpack ripped up. This is my 3rd backpack this month I don't know what I'm gonna do..."

Peter thinks Mr. Stark told them he's Spider-Man, but the Avengers just think this poor child is getting robbed and assaulted in shelters and in bad neighbourhoods.

They buy him new clothes and backpacks which he's grateful for because he's embarrassed asking May for them.

"Where are your parents Peter?"

"Oh they died a while ago. It's fine I've adapted."

His parents are dead, but the Avengers don't realize he has an Aunt and think he's an orphan who escaped the foster system to stay on the street, because he keeps turning down offers to stay at the tower.

"Peter we have a great guest room, you could stay however long you want."

"Mr. Stark tried to get me to move in too, but I'd rather just stick to being street-level."

Peter thinks they mean move in to be an Avenger, Avengers think he means he prefers being homeless/is scared of help.

"This really nice lady bought me a churro, best day ever!"

Oh god, this kid eats so little that a churro makes his day? (Peter just likes churros)

"Thanks for the burger! I've only had free school lunch today"

We need to buy this child dinner everyday he can't keep skipping meals. (Peter just patrolled after school and didn't have a chance to eat before coming to the tower)

*stomach growls* "Sorry, I get hungry a lot"

Sneak granola bars and apples into his bag, sneak a mini fridge into there !!! (Peter just has a fast metabolism due to his powers so eats meals more frequently)

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Tony didn’t have time to grab his suit; the alarms had been blaring for only a few seconds when the elevator door opened. A man dressed in all black with a long stick in his hand walked through very casually. “Ah, Stark.”

Tony acted casual, taking a sip from the drink he had poured earlier. He didn’t have a plan, so his strategy was to delay this guy for as long as he could until other people came up with a plan. “At least buy me dinner before you start using pet names.”

The man smiled, seeming genuinely amused. “What a coincidence, that’s just what I’m here for,” he said, smoothly. Something about his voice made the hairs on Tony’s arm stand up.

“Oh great because I just ordered from a little Italian. You like pizza, right? You’ll love it,” Tony smiled, taking another sip from his glass and walking around the counter to face the man more head on.

“I’m sure I will,” the man smiled, tilting his head and squinting his eyes. “But I’m actually here for your pet.”

Tony allowed his face to fall into one of genuine confusion. “Well I don’t know who your informant was but he mustn’t have checked my medical records. Very allergic to animal fur so unfortunately most pets are off the table.”

The man simple smiled back. “Hmm, funny. Where is he?” He asked. The smile fell from his eyes. Tony was losing him.

“And just so we’re on the same page, which imaginary dog are you talking about?”

“Your intern,” the man confirmed. Tony felt any and all amusement fall from his own features. “I know he’s here so are you going to show me the way or do I have to find him myself?” The man adjusted his grip on his stick for good measure.

“What could you possible want with a kid?” Tony gritted out between clenched teeth.

“I’m getting bored of this. Where is he?” The man sighed. He began walking towards the hallway - towards where Peter actually was - and Tony knew he had to stop him.

He hurried to stand in front of him. “You know, you’re not supposed to talk about other people on a date, it’s kind of rude.”

The man didn’t stop, just pushed past Tony effortlessly. “Maybe we’ll have to reschedule-“

He is cut off by the ding of the elevator. A man in a uniform walks through the door. “Pizza delivery!” And in a moment webbing comes flying out and the man in black is dragged forward and punched hard enough that he instantly slumps to the ground.

Tony looks up to see Peter standing there, taking off the silly pizza hat and smiling at Tony. “I knew that summer job would come in handy,” he laughed, webbing the guy up fully.

This kid was going to be the death of him.

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Irondad Prompt!

What if one or more of the avengers (in my head it starts with Steve), who have never met Peter, come into Tony's lab and find him there.

Except, they've never met Peter. They have no idea who Peter is, or that Tony had taken this kid under his wing.

So, their immediate thought is that Tony has somehow been de-aged to a teenager.

Rather than explain, Peter just sort of rolls with it.

All the while, Tony is watching via Friday and it's completely tickled.

Bonus points, if this leads Peter and Tony finding it they are related.

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A scar competition was apprently pretty common in Avengers tower.

Judging by the resounding groan from everyone when Tony started talking about his open heart surgery in a cave, they’ve all heard this story a million times. Peter was on the edge of his seat though, and something about his enthusiasm made everyone else get involved.

Clint shared the story about him getting an axe in the back of his calf. The scar ran along the whole muscle and if Peter really paid attention he could see the slight favouring of Clint’s left leg.

Natasha showed him the scar of the time she was shot, through and through in the stomach. She had a few other minor ones, but her claim to fame was that he was barely scarred because she was so good (Clint rolled his eyes and Tony threw a couch cushion at her).

Steve spoke about how most of his scars disappeared, but he did have one that ran down his back from before the serum when he fell off a bike down a cliff edge. Bucky laughed about his clumsiness.

When everyone turned to Bucky for his story, it was obvious the air turned somewhat uncomfortable. Bucky didn’t talk about his arm much, but he explained the basics. Peter sat there completely enthralled.

“Yeah okay, fine, Barnes. You win the scar game,” Tony laughed, leaning back and pulling out his phone.

“Well we haven’t heard the kids, yet,” Clint pointed out, eyeing Peter with a glint in his eyes.

Peter hesitated. “I don’t scar,” he admitted, feeling guilty about it suddenly.

Clint just shrugged. “What, not even a good story to tell?”

Peter thought it over for a second. “Not really. I mean, I’ve had a building dropped on me and then crashed a plane right after but-“

“Woah woah woah, you had a building dropped on you? When the fuck was this?” Tony says, putting his phone back away and sitting forward.

“The Vulture?” Peter says, unsure of himself. He was sure Tony already knew this.

“How did you get out if Tony didn’t rescue you?” Steve asked, curious. Everyone was paying attention, Peter realised.

“I- well, I lifted it?”

Silence.

“Fucking hell, kid,” Clint said, awe in his voice. Natasha gave a low whistle too. Tony just looked horrified.

It was then that Thor walked through the door. “What’s everyone so excited about?” He asked, dropping Mjolnir off on the table before settling down with everyone.

Peter watched as Natasha and Clint had a silent conversation. “Peter thinks he can beat you in an arm wrestle,” Natasha shrugs.

Peter splutters. He tries to back out, but Thor is already in position boasting about how he doesn’t want to ‘crush the little spiders dreams’.

Peter feels bad about how easily he wins.

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hi i can’t sleep

If you cant read any of it don’t hesitate to ask for a translation I know my handwriting can be strange sometimes

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Peter had been Spider-Man for four months by now, so it felt like it had been too long to casually slip into conversation that he was basically blind.

After the bite happened, he woke up not needing his glasses anymore, but that was only because he couldn’t see anything at all. Walking around his room was weird. Where he should have been stumbling and bumping into everything, it was like some ornate part of him knew where everything was.

Sounds were louder - he could hear flies from two floors below him. If anything, he felt more aware of his surroundings now than he ever did when he could see, so he really didn’t think it was that big of a deal.

He quickly learned to identify people by their heartbeats. He would simply tell Ned he forgot his glasses in school so that he would tell him what was written on the whiteboard. He got control over his other powers and became Spider-Man.

Everything was going just well enough that he didn’t feel the need to tell anyone that he was blind.

Until there was a bomb in front of him, and he was completing all the instructions FRIDAY was giving him and it was all going really smoothly and then-

“Now cut the red wire.”

And Peter hesitates.

He hesitates just long enough to brace for the explosion.

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Tony hanging out with Peter after surviving snapping because I said so.

Peter, who just ate a month old, 3x re-microwaved pizza: Mr. Stark…I don’t feel so good…

Tony, having literal war flashbacks and a heart attack: Kid-

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right so my tiktok feed is consumed by marvel rn and this is me coping over no one remembering peter and like every death. if tony stark (or even May for that matter, but lets use Tony for now) were to come back (for whatever reason, this is js an "imagine if he did" thing) would he not know who peter was? or would he remember and wonder why no one else does because the spell strange placed applied to everyone in the whole world that could potentially have known him, even breifly?

because if tony's dead, he had no concious mind to remember peter with, hence there'd be nothing to extract from his memory, and if he came back the spell would have already been done, so he would have been exampt from it's affects. Or would it be like teh spell is a long standing thing? also how would the memories stay erased? because Peter has done things as himself (not including whatever links him to spiderman) and erasing his existence from people's memories would create gaps taht would be pretty hard to overlook, especially for Ned and MJ. Would it be like suppressed and just waiting for something to trigger it or something? also would stange have a catalogue of spells he'd done, because id say thats like a pretty important thing to document, especially in extreme cases.

might keep going with this rant, but ive got nth for now .

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Getting this after yapping to someone how fine Matt holt is. It's a sign guys, he was meant to be with me, not a fuckass clanker

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I need this written, this is such a fire idea

klance au where: They swap bodies post game show but not only do they get dropped into diff skin, they get dropped into each other's feelings.

Pidge, Hunk and Allura swap, they seem fine they're figuring it all out.

But Keith, all he can do is choke at the onslaught of lances sorrow. It's so much, too much. It immediately sends him reeling.

Keith never expects it to hit so hard yet every negative emotion slams into him like it belongs there. Like it's natural

He can hear his own words echo in Lances head

"I don't wanna be stuck here for eternity with Lance."

The laughs

The jokes at his expense

It all has Keith gasping for air

He thought

He's sure they ALL thought–

Keith's knees dug into the metal of red under him, grounded him until they landed somewhere else

Somewhere safer

The entire wait was like ice in his veins

They'd hurt lance, it wasn't a joke to him. It wasn't funny

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My entry for the amazing ancient greek au dtiys from @haibunnyy has me listening to Epic the Musical, good stuff!

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Voltronofficial making keith's song of the summer 'Back to Friends' by sombr.

What is this tomfoolery, I see those klance crumbs.

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If the bey club ever made bets on shu and valt, I feel like Ken would lead it.

Like if anyone had a certain bet going on, he would be watching, and the one who would control what happens in regards to the bets. Like, if you had a bet about those two, Ken was the go to guy for all the details.

Idk I love ken.

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WAIT THEYRE GORGEOUS OH MY GODD

What if klance wedding rings