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Spoilers for Resident Evil 2 Remake and Resident Evil 3 Remake

So, with the news that Resident Evil 9 will be returning to Raccoon City, I’ve decided to talk about something I’m kinda hoping ends up happening.

Both Nemesis and G end up dying, but one of the throughlines with both characters is their adaptability. They just DON’T die, no matter what the characters threw at them, they always came back.

So who’s to say they’re dead? Hell, they both met their end in an Umbrella facility (or in G’s case, Umbrella facility-adjacent), so what if the Nemesis parasite found the remains of G?

After all, the FINGeR was only designed to kill Tyrants. But Nemesis wasn’t JUST a Tyrant. In fact, you could argue it was just the parasite wearing the Tyrant’s skin!

It would be quite thematic to encounter an amalgam of both 2 and 3’s antagonists in the game where we finally return to the ruins of Raccoon City!

It would be even more thematic for the game to star Sherry Birkin, but it seems like they’re going with someone new/a decendent of a character from Resident Evil: Outbreak.

tldr; what if the Nemesis parasite attached itself to the remains of G.

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SWEET JEEBUS! I didn’t know he could get so aggressive!!

To be fair, I did take him down with the infinite rocket launcher four times prior, but still.

Scared the shit out of me!

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I…don’t know why this amused me so much.

But observe as I slowly push this soldier out of cover!

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Uhhhh……

……oops?

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!

IT WAS ALL THE SHURIKEN!

I SWEAR!

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Initiating Tactical Herpes!

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“Oops, erm…it’s kinda…uh…stuck? Hang on, let me wiggle it a bit. Oh dear, it’s further in now. Um, in my defence, you did just kinda suck it up…”

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I got the Trophy for perfect dodging an enemy!

But…erm, I was fighting a wolf.

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What. The. Fuck?!

Signed WHO?!

HOW?!

Wtf is going on?!

How is this in Control?!

How does she coexist with Jesse?!?

Wtf does this mean?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

I have some thinking to do…….

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The Board is incapable of being subtle

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Carol…….I know this guy over in Hell’s Kitchen. You should go talk to him because I’m fairly certain you’ve got what he has.

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Poor RFK Jr.

He has an actual mind virus, can’t be easy for the poor guy to think too much.

That being said, this mind virus afflicted individual isn’t very good at pretending to be intelligent. In fact every time this thing wearing RFK Jr.’s skin speaks it manages to appear even stupider.

Poor dude.

PS; backhanded insults/malicious pity is an effective way of ticking people like him off. They like to appear strong. Yet they always fail. Reiterate this fact over and over again; demolish their self esteem.

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“……hrrrgh?!”

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You’ve Been Hit By

You’ve Been Struck By

a truck

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We need to be prepared for the very real and highly likely possibility that Donnie and Co have decided to skip right to the Holocaust.

There is what appears to be a large pool of blood in El Salvador.

I double checked and yes, these images were taken in 2025.

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Why have we forgotten this is a democracy?

The people hold the actual power.

If our elected representatives refuse to do their job and actually represent us…

If they consistently and maliciously ignore the will of the people…

Then the people need to step up.

Don’t give them apathy, that’s what they want.

Give them resistance, give them anger.

They’re the 1%, not of America, but of the world; we outnumber them by the billions and they know it.

Non-violent protests are a good start, but they’re trying to cover them up.

So next time, protest closer to their news buildings. Protest in their lobbies (if you’re allowed inside; don’t trespass).

Make our voices too loud to ignore.

Make it known how little power they actually hold over us.

Because then they’ll overreact, and all that’ll accomplish is turn more people against them.

Especially with our lack of violence in comparison to their overuse of it.

Democracy is at stake, don’t do nothing. Don’t give them what they want.

Even the little actions can help.

We won’t get a chance to vote next election.

Donnie won’t let us.

We had a chance to elect the right person and we blew it.

Don’t act like this will all blow over once next election rolls around. They’ll lie and they’ll cheat.

Remember, Starlink is still used for voting.

Donnie basically confirmed that they cheated to get more votes.

They’ll do it again.

So don’t wait.

Don’t sit idly while evil has it’s playdate with America.

If you do so, they’ll win. And it won’t just be America’s democracy that’s at risk, but everyone’s.

No matter how hopeless it seems, no matter how hopeless you feel, don’t give up.

You aren’t alone in this, and you never will be.

We the people need to stand united to prevent World War III

It’s for US, for the people.

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