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Fan art

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That's my US Champ right there

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“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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i’ve been drawing since i’ve been gone, so have this lol

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so, for the first time in like at minimum a month, i’m back

and in true Kish fashion i’ve had a realization

i can say words

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back to my mandatory tumblring every few months to prove to y’all that i continue to live

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you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

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my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

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I keep seeing people responding to the executive order Trump signed defining biological sex as being fixed at conception, and everyone's making the same joke that it means all Americans are women now because all embryos develop as female at first (hence male nipples).

However, since the order declared biological sex to be based on what gametes (sex cells i.e. sperm or egg) one produces, then that obviously means that no one has a biological sex since no one produces gametes at conception. Congrats Trump! Everyone's non-binary now.

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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

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HELP

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Why don't you darken your clothes and strike a violent pose and maybe you'll calm down

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what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe