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Guess who made an irresponsible purchase and bought a 20 dollar 7 pound tub of boba. It technically saves me money if you think about it! A boba drink would cost me seven dollars and it would take a lot of boba drinks to actually get to the amount of boba I bought so—-

Give me some recommendations on boba drinks I should make to use up all my boba please. So far I have put it in the agua refreshecas that they are currently selling at the Taco Bell I work at!

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Recently got into Kandi!!! Made myself a flower bracelet. If you guys have any more Kandi suggestions for things to make then please dm me.

I would love to see more cool designs or learn more about Kandi over all. If you want you can even give me the overall history of it.

Apparently I heard it was big in the early 2000s which is funny because that’s my age group but I never heard of it before. My school group was actually obsessed with loom bands and monster tail bracelets😆. Not the same thing but pretty close.

Anyways-

Ya please!!! Give me some advice or more on Kandi history please.

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Nyagamine Purrin-

The collection of cats as vocaloids grow. This here is my friends cat.

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Me to my coworkers - it’s the Ides of March!!!!!!😁💖🥰❤️🤗🗡️

Them - The what now?!?!?😐

How do I explain to normal people at my job that tomorrow is the biggest holiday of the year but only on this one website

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Sorry Caesar, I want salad

With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared

Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!

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My dad got me a beginners sewing machine and I made little hearts out of my old jeans!

I’m putting little pockets on them and hanging scrap pieces!! They look cute but also messy and ugly so Ive just been calling them bad luck charms!!! It’s gonna catch all the back luck!!! 😆💖👏😁😆💖👏🥹

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💌🩸💖🦌❤️

💯🙏💛🟨👍

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Got no date for valentines day so now I’m helping my brother’s girlfriend plan her and his valentines day-

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Guess who was so terrified of having a needle in their mouth the dentist had to send them home and tell them to go somewhere else to get their cavities down.

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Hello people’s!!!

I have decided to try and do commissions!

I have two different types.

Poster and a Character Base.

Here are examples of my art.

I am willing to discuss prices. Please dm me if you are interested. I would love to work with you to get something drawn that you love!!

Thank you!!!

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My friend: I think you might like this book. *we found it at the store, she never read it*

Me: What book?

The book: For all the people who read the warning and said “Accidental cannibalism?! Count me in!” This one’s for you!

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Went to the Dallas FanExpo and met these two red hoods who went to the convention together. The one in the red helmets gun holster felled off and when I walked past I heard him say “This never happens in Batman Cosplay!” He said that on the spot!!!! That was so cool and I will now use it for everything. Fail a test? This never happens in batman cosplay. Allergies? This never happens in batman cosplay! Stabbed? This never happens in batman cosplay!!!!

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This is gonna be my fixation for awhile now!!!!

Max steel (2013 reboot)

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This, please and thank you!!!!!!

au to end all aus where lloyd somehow catches wind of the green ninja prophecy scrolls and decides it OBVIOUSLY means he needs to go recruit his protectors to take over the worlds. cue this ragtag band of distraught teens being dragged across ninjago by a child who somehow has even less self preservation than jay. wu shows up to the blacksmiths exactly a week late but just in time to get jumped by samukai. everyone is confused

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Me to my coworkers jokingly: I will murder you in my novel.

Me to my coworker who was joking about the area we live in being a forest: you will know what a forest is once I take you to one and bury you there-

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My betta fish fitting himself in a tiny crevice. He is adorable!