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Babe, you're so strong 🥺 managing two boys, two stories, and still attending classes at JLU...

Sanskariwati : The Most Loyal Girl

Disclaimer:This is a true story, inspired by real events and personal experiences. However, to protect the privacy and identity of the individuals involved, fictional names have been used. Any resemblance to actual names, people, or places is purely coincidental.

They always said, “Delhi college girls are wild! aisi hoti hai waisi hoti hai” But turns out, the true tornado was neatly tied in a braid, clutching her moral science books at Saraswati Vidya Mandir Hr. Sec School, and later pursuing a management degree at Jagran Lakecity University (JLU Bhopal)

Enter: Sanskariwati Yadav The girl who redefined “loyalty” like it came with a regional filter.

In Delhi? She's loyal to her ex.

In Bhopal? She’s the perfect JLU girlfriend. Two boyfriends. Zero guilt. Full GPS signal.

Loyalty as per location. We love a WiFi-powered romance📍❤📲

Now let’s talk about her ex aka SadReel Sharma™ who had a girlfriend. A decent, honest girl. One who didn’t flirt with friends. Didn’t beg for cash. Didn’t book hotel rooms like business meetings

But she had one fatal flaw: She wasn’t Sanskariwati Yadav

Because one day, he looked her in the eye and said: “Why can’t you be more like my ex Sanskariwati?”

Sir. Please. Your ex is out here texting “Good morning jaan ❤” while you’re with someone else. Flirting after the breakup like it’s a sequel no one asked for. And when the girlfriend confronted him? He deadass said:

“It’s normal… flirting after breakup.”

I’m sorry, is this the relationship version of recreational trespassing?

Let’s rewind

Sanskariwati:

Flirted with her boyfriend’s friends? Said “I was just making you jealous”? ✔

Texted her ex while he had a girlfriend? Pretended to be innocent about it? ✔

Told her ex “I miss you” and followed it up with “paise bhej do”? ✔ (Efficiency queen)

Booked hotel rooms and asked for payment in advance? (CEO behavior, honestly.)

Yet she was always called “bholi.”

Sanskariwati Yadav didn’t break hearts; she monetized them. While his girlfriend was asking for basic respect, Sanskariwati was asking for Google Pay

The girlfriend (bless her) tried to save him. Tried to tell him: “She’s using you for money. You’re just an option.”

But he hit her with: “It’s normal. After breakups… muh maarna happens its normal for us, can't say about others!” (Sir. What is this wildlife documentary logic?)

Meanwhile, Sanskariwati was on her own timeline :

Got blocked in November 2023

Miraculously had a new boyfriend by January 2024

Probably had him lined up like Netflix autoplay : smooth transition, no buffering

Oh, and who broke the news of Sanskariwati’s new BF? Of course SpySharma 007 — his jobless best friend, whose only purpose in life was acting like a Swati Yadav live tracker “Bro she’s in Vrindavan today” “Bro she went to Delhi mall with some guy” “Bro she changed her WhatsApp DP”

Like SpySharma 007 sir, do you even breathe without Sanskariwati’s location updates?

In April 2024, SadReel Sharma decided to sprinkle in a bit of guilt: “You don’t even know… Sanskariwati contacted me when she came to Delhi. If I wanted, I could’ve cheated.”

Umm. Okay?? Why are you bragging about being a maybe-cheater with an ex who’s emotionally texting from one city and dating someone in another? You want a trophy? Here's a “Most Gullible 2024”

And now… the cherry on top: He once told his girlfriend:

“Because of you, my babe is hurt.” (“My babe” = Sanskariwati, in case the confusion isn't already peak sitcom.)

What did the girlfriend do? Steal her lunch? Insult her on Instagram?No. She simply asked him not to waste his father’s hard-earned money on a girl who sends UPI requests in between “miss you” texts

Forget what they say about Delhi college girls. Because while those girls are minding their own business, it’s the “bholi” Vidya Mandir graduates and management students of JLU Bhopal who are turning long-distance loyalty into a full-fledged relationship Ponzi scheme.

Sanskariwati Yadav didn’t break hearts. She diversified her emotional portfolio. Delhi for funding. Bhopal for entertainment. Best friend for intel. And a reputation covered in "innocence"

Sanskariwati Yadav is not your average girl. She’s a whole startup.

JLU Bhopal taught her management. She used it to manage boyfriends.

Saraswati Vidya Mandir gave her values. She sold them for hotel bookings.

Her ex still thinks she’s bholi.

Her current probably doesn’t know he’s the Bhopal branch office.

And her ex’s best friend is her biggest fan.

So the next time someone says, “Be like Sanskariwati,” just remember — loyalty is real… it's just geo-tagged. 🌍💔📲

Sanskariwati Yadav = Loyalty based on geography, feelings based on UPI balance.

JLU Bhopal = Her training ground in Relationship Resource Management.

Saraswati Vidya Mandir = Moral values left at the school gate, She sold them for hotel bookings

His best friend SpySharma 007 = Human Sanskariwati Tracker, unemployed by choice

SadReel Sharma= Voluntarily delusional, Posts heartbreak reels but you’re not even the heartbreak

The girlfriend = The only one with sense, dignity, and an actual moral compass.

[krishnapremika]

Sanskariwati : The Most Loyal Girl

Disclaimer:This is a true story, inspired by real events and personal experiences. However, to protect the privacy and identity of the individuals involved, fictional names have been used. Any resemblance to actual names, people, or places is purely coincidental.

They always said, “Delhi college girls are wild! aisi hoti hai waisi hoti hai” But turns out, the true tornado was neatly tied in a braid, clutching her moral science books at Saraswati Vidya Mandir Hr. Sec School, and later pursuing a management degree at Jagran Lakecity University (JLU Bhopal)

Enter: Sanskariwati Yadav The girl who redefined “loyalty” like it came with a regional filter.

In Delhi? She's loyal to her ex.

In Bhopal? She’s the perfect JLU girlfriend. Two boyfriends. Zero guilt. Full GPS signal.

Loyalty as per location. We love a WiFi-powered romance📍❤📲

Now let’s talk about her ex aka SadReel Sharma™ who had a girlfriend. A decent, honest girl. One who didn’t flirt with friends. Didn’t beg for cash. Didn’t book hotel rooms like business meetings

But she had one fatal flaw: She wasn’t Sanskariwati Yadav

Because one day, he looked her in the eye and said: “Why can’t you be more like my ex Sanskariwati?”

Sir. Please. Your ex is out here texting “Good morning jaan ❤” while you’re with someone else. Flirting after the breakup like it’s a sequel no one asked for. And when the girlfriend confronted him? He deadass said:

“It’s normal… flirting after breakup.”

I’m sorry, is this the relationship version of recreational trespassing?

Let’s rewind

Sanskariwati:

Flirted with her boyfriend’s friends? Said “I was just making you jealous”? ✔

Texted her ex while he had a girlfriend? Pretended to be innocent about it? ✔

Told her ex “I miss you” and followed it up with “paise bhej do”? ✔ (Efficiency queen)

Booked hotel rooms and asked for payment in advance? (CEO behavior, honestly.)

Yet she was always called “bholi.”

Sanskariwati Yadav didn’t break hearts; she monetized them. While his girlfriend was asking for basic respect, Sanskariwati was asking for Google Pay

The girlfriend (bless her) tried to save him. Tried to tell him: “She’s using you for money. You’re just an option.”

But he hit her with: “It’s normal. After breakups… muh maarna happens its normal for us, can't say about others!” (Sir. What is this wildlife documentary logic?)

Meanwhile, Sanskariwati was on her own timeline :

Got blocked in November 2023

Miraculously had a new boyfriend by January 2024

Probably had him lined up like Netflix autoplay : smooth transition, no buffering

Oh, and who broke the news of Sanskariwati’s new BF? Of course SpySharma 007 — his jobless best friend, whose only purpose in life was acting like a Swati Yadav live tracker “Bro she’s in Vrindavan today” “Bro she went to Delhi mall with some guy” “Bro she changed her WhatsApp DP”

Like SpySharma 007 sir, do you even breathe without Sanskariwati’s location updates?

In April 2024, SadReel Sharma decided to sprinkle in a bit of guilt: “You don’t even know… Sanskariwati contacted me when she came to Delhi. If I wanted, I could’ve cheated.”

Umm. Okay?? Why are you bragging about being a maybe-cheater with an ex who’s emotionally texting from one city and dating someone in another? You want a trophy? Here's a “Most Gullible 2024”

And now… the cherry on top: He once told his girlfriend:

“Because of you, my babe is hurt.” (“My babe” = Sanskariwati, in case the confusion isn't already peak sitcom.)

What did the girlfriend do? Steal her lunch? Insult her on Instagram?No. She simply asked him not to waste his father’s hard-earned money on a girl who sends UPI requests in between “miss you” texts

Forget what they say about Delhi college girls. Because while those girls are minding their own business, it’s the “bholi” Vidya Mandir graduates and management students of JLU Bhopal who are turning long-distance loyalty into a full-fledged relationship Ponzi scheme.

Sanskariwati Yadav didn’t break hearts. She diversified her emotional portfolio. Delhi for funding. Bhopal for entertainment. Best friend for intel. And a reputation covered in "innocence"

Sanskariwati Yadav is not your average girl. She’s a whole startup.

JLU Bhopal taught her management. She used it to manage boyfriends.

Saraswati Vidya Mandir gave her values. She sold them for hotel bookings.

Her ex still thinks she’s bholi.

Her current probably doesn’t know he’s the Bhopal branch office.

And her ex’s best friend is her biggest fan.

So the next time someone says, “Be like Sanskariwati,” just remember — loyalty is real… it's just geo-tagged. 🌍💔📲

Sanskariwati Yadav = Loyalty based on geography, feelings based on UPI balance.

JLU Bhopal = Her training ground in Relationship Resource Management.

Saraswati Vidya Mandir = Moral values left at the school gate, She sold them for hotel bookings

His best friend SpySharma 007 = Human Sanskariwati Tracker, unemployed by choice

SadReel Sharma= Voluntarily delusional, Posts heartbreak reels but you’re not even the heartbreak

The girlfriend = The only one with sense, dignity, and an actual moral compass.

[krishnapremika]

Sanskariwati : The Most Loyal Girl

Disclaimer:This is a true story, inspired by real events and personal experiences. However, to protect the privacy and identity of the individuals involved, fictional names have been used. Any resemblance to actual names, people, or places is purely coincidental.

They always said, “Delhi college girls are wild! aisi hoti hai waisi hoti hai” But turns out, the true tornado was neatly tied in a braid, clutching her moral science books at Saraswati Vidya Mandir Hr. Sec School, and later pursuing a management degree at Jagran Lakecity University (JLU Bhopal)

Enter: Sanskariwati Yadav The girl who redefined “loyalty” like it came with a regional filter.

In Delhi? She's loyal to her ex.

In Bhopal? She’s the perfect JLU girlfriend. Two boyfriends. Zero guilt. Full GPS signal.

Loyalty as per location. We love a WiFi-powered romance📍❤📲

Now let’s talk about her ex aka SadReel Sharma™ who had a girlfriend. A decent, honest girl. One who didn’t flirt with friends. Didn’t beg for cash. Didn’t book hotel rooms like business meetings

But she had one fatal flaw: She wasn’t Sanskariwati Yadav

Because one day, he looked her in the eye and said: “Why can’t you be more like my ex Sanskariwati?”

Sir. Please. Your ex is out here texting “Good morning jaan ❤” while you’re with someone else. Flirting after the breakup like it’s a sequel no one asked for. And when the girlfriend confronted him? He deadass said:

“It’s normal… flirting after breakup.”

I’m sorry, is this the relationship version of recreational trespassing?

Let’s rewind

Sanskariwati:

Flirted with her boyfriend’s friends? Said “I was just making you jealous”? ✔

Texted her ex while he had a girlfriend? Pretended to be innocent about it? ✔

Told her ex “I miss you” and followed it up with “paise bhej do”? ✔ (Efficiency queen)

Booked hotel rooms and asked for payment in advance? (CEO behavior, honestly.)

Yet she was always called “bholi.”

Sanskariwati Yadav didn’t break hearts; she monetized them. While his girlfriend was asking for basic respect, Sanskariwati was asking for Google Pay

The girlfriend (bless her) tried to save him. Tried to tell him: “She’s using you for money. You’re just an option.”

But he hit her with: “It’s normal. After breakups… muh maarna happens its normal for us, can't say about others!” (Sir. What is this wildlife documentary logic?)

Meanwhile, Sanskariwati was on her own timeline :

Got blocked in November 2023

Miraculously had a new boyfriend by January 2024

Probably had him lined up like Netflix autoplay : smooth transition, no buffering

Oh, and who broke the news of Sanskariwati’s new BF? Of course SpySharma 007 — his jobless best friend, whose only purpose in life was acting like a Swati Yadav live tracker “Bro she’s in Vrindavan today” “Bro she went to Delhi mall with some guy” “Bro she changed her WhatsApp DP”

Like SpySharma 007 sir, do you even breathe without Sanskariwati’s location updates?

In April 2024, SadReel Sharma decided to sprinkle in a bit of guilt: “You don’t even know… Sanskariwati contacted me when she came to Delhi. If I wanted, I could’ve cheated.”

Umm. Okay?? Why are you bragging about being a maybe-cheater with an ex who’s emotionally texting from one city and dating someone in another? You want a trophy? Here's a “Most Gullible 2024”

And now… the cherry on top: He once told his girlfriend:

“Because of you, my babe is hurt.” (“My babe” = Sanskariwati, in case the confusion isn't already peak sitcom.)

What did the girlfriend do? Steal her lunch? Insult her on Instagram?No. She simply asked him not to waste his father’s hard-earned money on a girl who sends UPI requests in between “miss you” texts

Forget what they say about Delhi college girls. Because while those girls are minding their own business, it’s the “bholi” Vidya Mandir graduates and management students of JLU Bhopal who are turning long-distance loyalty into a full-fledged relationship Ponzi scheme.

Sanskariwati Yadav didn’t break hearts. She diversified her emotional portfolio. Delhi for funding. Bhopal for entertainment. Best friend for intel. And a reputation covered in "innocence"

Sanskariwati Yadav is not your average girl. She’s a whole startup.

JLU Bhopal taught her management. She used it to manage boyfriends.

Saraswati Vidya Mandir gave her values. She sold them for hotel bookings.

Her ex still thinks she’s bholi.

Her current probably doesn’t know he’s the Bhopal branch office.

And her ex’s best friend is her biggest fan.

So the next time someone says, “Be like Sanskariwati,” just remember — loyalty is real… it's just geo-tagged. 🌍💔📲

Sanskariwati Yadav = Loyalty based on geography, feelings based on UPI balance.

JLU Bhopal = Her training ground in Relationship Resource Management.

Saraswati Vidya Mandir = Moral values left at the school gate, She sold them for hotel bookings

His best friend SpySharma 007 = Human Sanskariwati Tracker, unemployed by choice

SadReel Sharma= Voluntarily delusional, Posts heartbreak reels but you’re not even the heartbreak

The girlfriend = The only one with sense, dignity, and an actual moral compass.

[krishnapremika]

Fast & Furious: Hinduism Edition

✿˳༚༅༚ You zoomed up to Rukminī like a Delhi metro running late, skrrt to a stop, & said—

क्वनु गमिष्यसि चन्द्रमुखीति तां सरसमेत्य करेण हरन् क्षणात् । समधिरो��्य रथं त्वमपाहृथा भुवि ततो विततो निनदो द्विषाम् ॥७॥

You (Lord Krishna) went speedily near Rukmani and told her, “Hey moon faced one , where are you trying to go?,” And then caught her by your hands and made her, Board your chariot and abducted her & the sound, Of the your enemies there filled the entire earth - Narayaneem Dasakam

Before she could even react..☆・．❕ the entire neighborhood poora mohalla, tauji, fufaji, aur dushman sena was screaming in full Dolby Digital surround sound —

"AREY ROKO ISKO! SHAADI FIX THI!"

Full-on family WhatsApp group meltdown—

"Beta, aaj kal ke ladke na... Kids these days have no patience!"

[krishnapremika]

₊˚ʚ Be like a lily—pretty, low maintenance, and always the star of shaadi centerpieces ₊˚✩ ₊ ⊹

Lilies in a desi home are like that one overachieving cousin—always looking elegant, stealing the spotlight at every shaadi, and somehow ending up in every family photo, whether you invited them or not

[krishnapremika]

Student Traveller of the Year

2 ghante jaane ke 2 ghante aane ke, aur sirf 1.5 ghante ka paper?

Bhai, mujhe toh lagta hai university walon ka asli maqsad hamari education nahi, endurance test lena hai. Ek din boleinge

BETA, DEGREE NAHI, TUMHE ROADIES KA CONTRACT MIL RAHA HAI

[krishnapremika]

I think I'd be the mom who would climb into my child's bed and kiss their forehead and call them 17 different nicknames and tell them i love them just randomly

[krishnapremika]

Rukmini Tirtha

. , ₊˚ — : The Divine Birth of Rukmini : In the grand kingdom of Vidarbha, ruled by King Bhishmaka, a celestial event unfolded. His second child, a daughter, was born with an ethereal glow. As the royal chamber filled with joy, an unembodied ethereal voice echoed through the air :

☆﹒ꕀ ; "O Bhishmaka, this girl must be given in marriage to a Four-Armed One born on Earth."

Astonished by the divine prophecy, the king and his queen rejoiced. Learned Brāhmaṇas were summoned, sacred mantras were chanted, and the child was given the name Rukmini, for she bore a golden freckle from birth—a mark of her divine destiny﹒﹒✿﹒The royal family, overwhelmed with happiness, invited kinsmen and sages from far and wide to witness the auspicious ceremonies celebrating the birth of this divine princess.

꒰꒰🧸﹒﹕Rukmini’s Betrothal to Shishupala

As Rukmini grew into a maiden of extraordinary beauty and grace, many noble kings sought her hand in marriage. Among them was Śiśupāla, the prince of Chedi. His father, Damaghoṣa, believing the prophecy referred to his son (also called Caturbhujā, meaning "Four-Armed"), approached Bhīṣmaka & proposed the match. Blinded by political considerations and unaware of the deeper truth, Bhishmaka agreed. The wedding preparations commenced, and invitations were sent across kingdoms. Among the invited were Balarāma and Keśava (Krishna), the mighty scions of the Yādava clan.

⌣ ﹒ ✿ ﹕ The Grand Wedding and Krishna’s Arrival

As the wedding day approached, Rukmini, adorned in bridal finery, stepped out of the city at dusk to worship Goddess Ambikā. At that very moment, Krishna, disguised as a cowherd, appeared before her. Their eyes met, and the divine love ignited. Krishna turned to Balarāma and whispered, "O dear brother, this precious jewel of a bride must be taken away."

──★ ' The Daring Abduction ' ⭑.ᐟ

As the royal guards prepared for the ceremony, Krishna swiftly lifted Rukmini onto his chariot. A fierce battle erupted between Krishna & the assembled kings, including Rukmi, her brother, who fought to uphold the arranged marriage. Despite their efforts, Krishna emerged victorious. Even Rukmi, who had arrogantly opposed the divine union, was defeated but spared by Krishna’s grace. In humility, Rukmi acknowledged Krishna’s supremacy & blessed their marriage

.𖥔 ݁ ˖╭ ┆ “O Lord Keshava, unlucky and sinful that I am, I had hit your chest with arrows. It behoves you to forgive me. Formerly Janaki was given over to you by Janaka himself. Now, O Lord of Devas, Rukmini is offered unto you by me. Marry her duly in accordance with the injunctions”

꒰ ⊹ ࣪ The Divine Blessings & Rukmini Tirtha ˖ ୨୧

As Krishna & Rukmini’s sacred union was completed, celestial sages & Devas rejoiced. The divine presence sanctified the land where these events transpired, making it a Tirtha (holy pilgrimage site). According to the Skanda Purana, this site—now known as Rukmini Tirtha—became a place of immense spiritual power.

⋆˚࿔ Bathing here on auspicious lunar days grants freedom from the cycle of rebirth.

⋆˚࿔ Offerings of gold, silver, and sacred gifts bring divine blessings.

⋆˚࿔ Those who merely see the trees at this Tirtha are freed from their sins.

⋆˚࿔ Devotees who observe fasts, circumambulate the site, & worship Bala - Kesava attain moksha.

• ═ ━⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹━ ═ • ═ ━⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹━ ═ •

Even today, Rukmini Tirtha (on Narmadā) remains a testament to divine love, devotion, and Krishna’s promise to his devotees—granting liberation to all who seek his grace.

[krishnapremika]

˙ . ꒷ How to Heal When You’ve Been Left Behind🍰 . 𖦹˙— With Mother Rukmini’s Grace ✨

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ‿︵˓ ʚ♡ɞ ˓ ︵ ͜

➪ ︴Allow Yourself to Feel

Don’t suppress your emotions. Cry, grieve, and acknowledge the pain. Mother Rukmini sees your heart and holds your sorrow with love.

➪ ︴Surrender the Pain to Her

Imagine placing your hurt at her feet. Trust that she will transform it into strength and wisdom. She never lets her devotees suffer in vain.

➪ ︴Remember Your Divine Worth

You are not defined by who left. Your worth is eternal, untouched by the actions of others. Rukmini chose love over rejection—so can you.

➪ ︴Focus on What’s Meant for You

If something left, it was never truly yours. Rukmini is preparing something far greater, a love that will honor you.

➪ ︴Surround Yourself with Devotion & Light

Pray, chant, create, and immerse yourself in divine energy. Healing comes when you replace pain with purpose.

➪ ︴Trust Her Divine Plan

You may not see it now, but Rukmini is leading you toward something beautiful. Hold onto faith; she is always with you💛

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ‿︵˓ ʚ♡ɞ ˓ ︵ ͜

What leaves makes space for what is truly meant for you. Let Rukmini guide you toward a love that stays✨

[krishnapremika]

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this is a safe space for beautiful brown eyed insane women

[krishnapremika]

I love how almost all the Ramji lovers (lakshman bhaiya, hanuman ji, vanar sena, etc) are supposed to be overly protective of him, chaotic but somehow also lawful, and are absolutely ready to bite anyone who as much as breathes a wrong word in his direction, unless Ramji stops them himself, which is their only restraint btw.

Guard dog energy.

"We'll protect you!!" and it's the lord of entire universe we're talking about, who is also trying to hold us all back.

[krishnapremika]

₊˚⊹♡ A Touch of the Divine ‧₊˚ ☁️

Wrapped in love, painted in devotion—Rukmini & Krishna, a timeless bond that whispers of faith, grace, and infinite affection. Tap, save, and let their blessings surround you..

I made a wallpaper to bring their sacred presence to your screen. A gentle reminder that love, in its purest form, is always near. 🌿

[krishnapremika]

मोहे काला टीका लगाओ री, उनकी छब से दिखूं में तो प्यारी

Kailash Kher sir's songs are not solely for earthly love, he sings for the love that transcends this realm and go beyond.

[krishnapremika]

गौरीनन्दन गजानना | गिरिजानन्दन निरञ्जना पार्वतीनन्दन शुभानना | शुभानना शुभानना पाहि प्रभो मां पाहि प्रसन्नाम्‌ ||

[krishnapremika]

— "POV: You’re lost in an ethereal fairytale."