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My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer

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仲睦まじく過ごす黒ファイ

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He's pointing at something... Idk what it is..

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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

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Luo Binghe: Shizun, it's been 5 years. I missed you

Shen Qingqiu, screaming internally: please don't kill me, please don't kill me, please don't kill me, fuck, fuck, he's going to fucking kill me

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Lan Wangji: Wei Ying, it's been 13 years. I missed you

Wei Wuxian: Huh? Wei Ying? I never heard of the guy. Did you not see me flirting with men? I bet Wei Ying has never done that

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Hua Cheng: Dianxia, it's been 800 years. I missed you

Xie Lian: Do I know you?

Hua Cheng: ...

Hua Cheng: No.

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Bonus

Mobei-Jun: Qinghua, it's been a month. I missed y-

Shang Qinghua: HOLY SHIT MY KING, YOUR UNCLE IS GOING TO KILL ME!!

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check out these besties

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making sketchy hualian video

(。・∀・)ノ🌸✨

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new member of Li manor

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ootd (oubing of the day)

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kissies and meditation

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Hydrange-us!!!!!

I planted some new hydrangeas and they are so thirsty and dramatic. I usually water them twice a day, but if I miss one watering, they will droop to the floor. 😂

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summer is coming ☀️

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I'm a simple person, I see a description of zosan kissing and I have to draw it

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🌸🌸🌸

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