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they should've kept this

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Are you happy now! I made them kiss!

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season 1: I'm Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of Magnus Institute, London. My professional opinion is that this is all horseshit and everyone that isn't me needs psychiatric help. Statement ends.

season 2: Supplemental: God lives inside the printer and he keeps telling me my assistants are murderers. I am inclined to believe him based on the fact that Martin told to have a nice day. Innately suspicious behavior.

season 3: My only friends are my ex-girlfriend, her cat, and the many scars I've gotten from various monsters and fear cultists.

season 4: You know, just being socially adept would solve a lot of my problems. Unfortunately, I was traumatized so thoroughly by age eight that I learned the best way to make friends is to blink at them slowly until they get the idea. This does not work when your evil patron god uses eyeballs to devour fear.

season 5: Either Jonah Magnus tells us where he took all the good cows, or my boyfriend and I bash his head in with a lead crowbar. It's his choice.

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Candace Flynn would totally read and write fanfiction and then have the craziest updated in the authors notes.

"Sorry for this late chapter. My brothers built ANOTHER rollercoaster. Somehow my mom didn't notice AGAIN."

"Hi sorry, I was already to post but then I remembered it was my parents' anniversary. So then me and my brothers had to help my dad set something up. Bevause he forgot about it, so I had to distracted my mom for the whole day while my brother's rekindled Love Handle. It worked, and they had a great anniversary. Anyway, here is the next chapter of the Ducky Momo x MCU AU"

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god it’s gonna take so much strength to space out the episodes with the air dates

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Happy Phineas and Ferb Season 5!

Francis is gonna have an aneurysm once he finds out that these specific kids discovered one of his cameras.

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greta thunberg, liam cunningham, rima hassan, and everyone else on that ship, thank you, and i hope you succeed. i really hope you succeed. you know what you are risking, and i wish for you to come back safely, having done what you set out to do.

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having a intimate get together (Phineas and Ferb party! Phineas and Ferb party!) this fri for the release, any on-theme ideas? currently includes independent crafting (each person brings their preferred thing to make), meeting under a tree before going to watch inside, printing off and taping up a bunch of pnf images, and possibly a sweet treat? All ideas welcome although free/cheap ones are more likely to be utilized in this instance

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Can I offer some Perry’s in these trying times

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Happy Pride Month!

Faust is back for the 5th time! If you want to use the flag of your choice as an avatar, they're under the cut. They're free to use as long as it's for personal use only.

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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

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Sometimes love is finally getting the courage to give flowers to the girl you like, because you found them growing in the meadows and they reminded you of her, wild and beautiful and free

Sometimes love is choosing to smell oniony for the day rather than telling the boy you like that you recognise the flowers he's picked for you

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in honor of phineas and ferb coming back can you imagine being a disney investor in the early 2000s watching some guys' storyboard pitch and you're like "oh this seems funny and cute but also relatively normal for a children's television show" and then this happens without warning

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you know what, fuck you. QPRs your ship

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Phineas is canonically a Tree

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New reaction image just dropped

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Wait for Me Reprise animatic that flashes/cuts between different versions of Orpheus and Eurydice. Like it starts with the animators own designs, then cuts to Reeve Carney Orpheus and Eva Nobleza Eurydice, then Donal Finn and Grace Hoddett Young, and so on with multiple actors portrayals of the characters. Then, at the end of the song, we briefly see the Ancient Greek version of Orpheus and Eurydice, before cutting back to the animators design.