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Was it a black cat? That seems like a lot of bad luck.

It was a tabby

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if the cat comes back as a ghost, can I adopt it? I've heard Phantom even has a dog, so it's not unheard of!

I don’t think the cat is coming back. That doesn’t happen as often as you think.

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Will there be a memorial service for the cat?

I’m not entirely sure why there would be. Cats being hit by cars is an extremely common occurrence.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Sunday, July 13 and there's a 10% chance of rain. Highs are in the low eighties, and the lows are in the high sixties.

Ghost activity has been strangely low since yesterday morning. It’s unsure if there is a reason behind this, or what that reason would be.

An accident occurred this morning at the intersection of 15th and Main when a cat ran onto the road. A north-facing car in the turning lane swerved right to avoid a collision with the cat, only to be hit by a car in the lane it had swerved into.

The cat startled and ran left of the collision where it caused another car, this time south-facing on the rightmost lane, to swerve left and nearly collide with the car next to it, which sped up and veered left to avoid collision, hitting the cat who had changed direction again in its fright, then colliding with the first two cars.

Although the cat did not survive this accident, thankfully everyone else escaped with nothing more than a few broken bones at the most.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Saturday, July 12 and there's a 10% chance of rain. Highs are in the mid eighties, and the lows are in the high sixties.

Technus and Skulker were seen fighting the Red Huntress together last night. This is not the first time Skulker and Technus have teamed up against an opponent, but it is the first time they have done so against someone other than Danny Phantom.

Not much of the fight was closely observed. No dialogue could be made out, and since the fight took place midair, it was difficult to see a large portion of it. The Red Huntress did seem to come out mostly unscathed in the end, but Skulker and Technus were able to escape capture.

Danny Phantom still has not been seen since the near dissection.

All bags of organic whole carrots sold on Thursday or later from any Walmart in Amity Park, Elmerton, or Bradburry have been recalled due to E. coli contamination. Please return these carrots if you are in possession of any.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Friday, July 11 and there's a 80% chance of rain. Highs are in the high eighties, and the lows are in the low seventies.

Yesterday evening, thousands of saran wrapped pigs feet rained down from the sky above Sunnyside Elementary School. At first, it was believed that these were ectoplasmic constructs which only appeared identical to real pigs feet, but further investigation has shown that the feet are indeed real. It is speculated that they fell through a portal through the ghost zone, which connected to a second portal leading to where the feed were initially.

This is far from the first time food items have rained from the sky in Amity Park. Many are speculating that each of these instances of food rain may connect to one food obsessed ghost.

So, if there’s anyone out there purposefully making it rain pig feet for us, thank you. Without you, food banks wouldn’t be this full, and there’d surely be less soup being made today.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Wednesday, July 9 and there's a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the low eighties, and the lows are in the low seventies.

I apologize for my absence, I was trapped in a Fenton Thermos.

An unknown humanoid ghost force fed several people high amounts of raw acorns yesterday, leading many of them to become very ill. Two of these people had to seek medical attention because of this incident. Due to the high amount of tannins present in acorns, they can be toxic for humans to consume unprocessed. They only become edible after they are leeched to remove these tannins.

Eventually, this ghost was captured by the Red Huntress. Danny Phantom still has not been seen since he escaped his capture and near dissection by the Fentons nine days ago.

Damage done to Ewert Park in the firework show on Friday has been cleared up. All broken branches have been removed and unstable trees have been cut down. The park no longer has any of the hazards which resulted from the failed firework display.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Are. Are we sure the ecto junkies have all been rehabbed?

Because I was painting something. It was like. Half different greens.

Someone FOAMING FREEN AT THE MOUTH they. They.

I no longer have a half finished painting. Or a paintbrush. Or an apron. Or my paints.

My hobby art... gone. Consumed before completion... the only thing that remains is my pallete and easel.

Both licked clean like a plate.

They came from the sewer.

That sounds like they could have been possessed.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Friday, July 4 and there's a 30% chance of rain. Highs are in the low nineties, and the lows are in the mid seventies.

A ghostly goat has been appearing in people’s homes and rummaging through their belongings. Thankfully it hasn’t harmed anyone yet, but it has caused property damage. The Red Huntress has been searching to catch it.

Danny Phantom hasn’t been spotted since he escaped Fentonworks on Monday.

A firework show will be held in Ewert park starting at 10:00 pm. Burgers and hot dogs will be grilled and sold in the area from 6:00 to 9:30, and scheduled activities will take place from 6:30 to 8:30.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Thursday, July 3 and there's a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the high eighties, and the lows are in the low seventies.

The Box Ghost and the Fentons nearly destroyed the home of a newly moved in family yesterday in the Box Ghost’s quest to steal their boxes. The family cowered in fear as the ghost rummaged through their possessions, levitating and spinning boxes above them like a tornado.

Not 20 minutes after the Box Ghost arrived, the Fentons came onto the scene, shooting wildly in the family’s living room, hoping to hit the Box Ghost. In the end, no extreme damage was dealt thankfully. Many spots on the walls were extremely scorched, and glassware was shattered, but nothing irreparable was done and nothing irreplaceable was demolished.

The Fentons will be paying for this family’s home repairs. What a wonderful first introduction to this great city of ours. Hope they feel welcomed.

The Fentons will likely be driving today. Let’s just hope they don’t make a stop at your home.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Wednesday, July 2 and there's a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the high eighties, and the lows are in the low seventies.

There have been several reports of fairies being spotted near the bridge to Elmerton. It is most likely that these are just ghosts with the appearance of fairies instead of actual fairies. Despite this, many have decided to camp out in the area hoping to catch a glimpse of these creatures.

A tree has fallen onto the Nasty Burger, completely destroying the front of the restaurant. Construction to rebuild begins tomorrow, but until the restaurant is repaired, it will be closed down.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Is Phantom okay? That sounds really traumatizing :(

He hasn’t been seen since, so it’s unknown exactly how he is doing at the moment.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Tuesday, July 1 and there's a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the low eighties, and the lows are in the high sixties.

The Fentons managed to capture Danny Phantom yesterday after a fight with the Wisconsin Ghost rendered him unconscious.

They brought Phantom to their lab to preform tests, and intended to record footage of a dissection for educational purposes, but mysteriously, Phantom was able to escape right before the dissection was set to take place.

Cleanup in Parr Hill Park has concluded. The area is now free of viscera once again.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Monday, June 30 and there's a 60% chance of rain. Highs are in the high eighties, and the lows are in the high sixties.

A large ghost dog was seen yesterday dragging Danny Phantom across town. The details around the situation are unknown, but Phantom appeared to be otherwise completely fine and uninjured.

A deer carcass exploded in Parr Hill Park yesterday. The carcass appeared in the park this morning. Animal control moved to the area at 8:23 and was about to begin the cleanup when without warning, the carcass exploded.

As it was not there yesterday, and it did not appear new, it is suspected that the carcass was deliberately placed in the area. It is also suspected that whoever placed the carcass hid an ectoplasmic bomb either in or around it.

Police are looking into surveillance footage of the area to discover the culprit.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Saturday, June 28 and there's a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the low eighties, and the lows are in the low seventies.

Several small ghosts have been spotted around Amity Park and Elmerton recently. Thankfully none have been aggressive so far. The Fentons have been chasing after them though, so it may be a good idea to keep your distance.

The Amity Park Public Library is hosting a lego building contest for ages 5-12 tomorrow starting at 4:00 PM. The creator of the winning lego creation will take home a gift basket full of treats. The contest is free and legos will be provided.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Wednesday, June 25 and there's a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the mid nineties, and the lows are in the mid seventies.

Danny Phantom was seen in a fight against three horse sized ghost dogs yesterday. The dogs had targeted two teenagers walking home from summer school classes at Newton High. They chased these students from barely half a mile away from the school, all the way to the bridge towards Elmerton. Danny Phantom arrived just in time and was able to intervene right before the dogs were able to capture the two teens.

The teens managed to get away while Phantom fought the dogs and are now being treated in the hospital for the resulting injuries and exhaustion. Phantom was able to capture the dogs, but he appeared to have sustained major damage to one of his legs. A large pool of ectoplasm was left on the bridge. Thankfully, it has since been cleaned up and the area has been decontaminated.

Shots were fired last night near the intersection of 6th and Gray after an argument broke out between two unknown men. The two appeared to be arguing about a dog when one man aimed his gun at the other and shot three times. Thankfully, no bullets actually hit the other man, who fled soon after the shots began.

Both men had fled by the time police arrived.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Tuesday, June 24 and there's a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the low nineties, and the lows are in the high sixties.

Skulker and Technus were seen arguing while walking around downtown earlier this morning. It is unknown whether or not they have been captured yet, or if they will cause any trouble warranting capture.

The nectarines sold on Saturday at the Walmart on 7th street are being recalled due to ectocontaminants. If you have already eaten one of these nectarines, please go to Fentonworks for a free decontamination.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.