#07/04/08

[lance-thunder-reporting-live]

Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Friday, July 4 and there's a 30% chance of rain. Highs are in the low nineties, and the lows are in the mid seventies.

A ghostly goat has been appearing in people’s homes and rummaging through their belongings. Thankfully it hasn’t harmed anyone yet, but it has caused property damage. The Red Huntress has been searching to catch it.

Danny Phantom hasn’t been spotted since he escaped Fentonworks on Monday.

A firework show will be held in Ewert park starting at 10:00 pm. Burgers and hot dogs will be grilled and sold in the area from 6:00 to 9:30, and scheduled activities will take place from 6:30 to 8:30.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

[meraki-sunset]

🌙Sketchdump of the mobsters🌙

Mostly Spades Slick

i used pose references for some of these👍

[the-daily-felt]

Draw each member of The Felt but in the shape of their respective numbers

Day 154

(they look so fucking stupid)

[homiu-l]

i miss when "goon" just means you were a lower tier henchman for a big time crime lord

[sugdensdingle]

Affair era 2015 (2014)

[crimsonkies]

⋆˚࿔ #𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

_ is an independent and selective portrayal of Kaia Calugarul born Moreau

Kaia was born twentysix years ago into one of the wealthiest families in New York. As the daughter of a respected judge and lawyer, fate was born in her cradle. She studied law at Harvard before opening her own law firm in New York. While her older brother decided to join the police, just like her father once did before he went to court. However, Kaia wanted more. Her intention was to put the criminals where they belong - in prison. So she closed her office two years ago and is now one of the most successful prosecutors in the New York court. A battle between her own feelings and the law.

𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐞����𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 ▬ Prosecutor at the New York Court, knows about supernatural human beings, married to @oceansmadness ,sister of @stillerebellion , semi active, minors do not interact, open for plotting no matter what genre, wire: crimsonskies, english & german but german prefered. Pinterest

Real love doesn't need grand gestures. It shows itself in the smallest glances and touches. - @oceansmadness 🖤

[lugartl]

NEW FELT AND PROBLEM SLEUTH ARTTT!!!! YAYY

Also, some close ups!!!!1!!

featuring some headcanon designs aswell as Demimonde Semigoddess and FAD's unimportant to plot love child. i literally had to look up a ref cause i couldnt remember what he looked like :sob:

[alkalinefiction]

I have collected (nearly) every appearance of each felt character in the "The Inaugural Death of Mister Seven" [1-9]

[grinsckatzc]

꩜ — Chesha — ꩜

Was ist geschehen? Wo ist er? Wer ist er?

Fragen, die regelmäßig aufploppen wie kleine Blasen in einem Schwefeltümpel. Fragen, die genauso unangenehm stinken. Fragen, die man lieber umgeht; die er lieber umgeht. Denn er kennt die Antworten genau — sie auszusprechen würde ihn bloß wieder zurück befördern, zurück an einen schrecklichen Ort. Einen, der abgebrannt ist. Einen, von dem sie geflüchtet ist.

Chesha sucht sie, findet sie, erscheint ihr. Lebt auf der Straße, ungebunden und frei. Eine bizarre Gestalt, ein sonderbarer Charakter.

own character. mdni! no ooc drama. interactions in english and german, though german is highly preferred. crossover friendly. open for plotting. tw insanity. open for contacts. face: pinkray. blog still under construction.

[mukuroom]

Every times Shidou tries to heal someone in the party, Amane keeps rolling to stop/prevent him

oh god i was just thinking abt kazui playing dnd tbf but thinking abt em all playing seriously sounds like a disaster... es tries to do the typical 'characters all meet in a tavern and form a party' intro and they all stay there for the entire session bc none of them can agree on anything and es has to keep trying to make sure they dont all just kill eachother immediately

[lance-thunder-reporting-live]

Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Sunday, August 4, and there’s a 10% chance of rain. Highs are in the mid eighties, and the lows are in the mid seventies.

The Fentons used a device which expels all ghosts within a 10 mile radius Wednesday night when the family was threatened by the Wisconsin Ghost. Due to adaptations made to this invention, it was able to keep all ghosts away for much longer than the last time it was used.

Unfortunately, their son, Daniel Fenton, disappeared along with the ghosts. It appears that the Wisconsin Ghost kidnapped Daniel and when the ghosts were forcibly removed from Amity Park, Daniel went with them.

Ghosts have slowly begun returning to Amity Park after the ghost expelling device’s effects wore off last night and luckily, Jack and Madeline Fenton were able to find their son early this morning in the southern outskirts of Chicago. Daniel Fenton is unharmed and was able to escape from the Wisconsin Ghost himself without injury.

The Fentons will not be driving today.

[the-daily-felt]

can we get all the other felt members in pajamas i love that stuff

Day 127

og post

(all of them, transparent png)

(no doc scratch because uuuhhh)

[cr1t1cal-darl1ng]

SLIPKNOT PRIDE HEADCANONS

it's pride so why not do something in the spirit of the festivities ♡ uh if you don't fw rpf don't interact <3 i don't want you here anyway

⛤ #00 SID WILSON

he / it + neos boy creature / xenogenders angled aroace + pan

⛤ #01 JOEY JORDISON

he / him transmac with top surgery + on t bisexual

⛤ #02 PAUL GRAY

he / him gnc cis demiaroace bi

⛤ #03 CHRIS FEHN

he / him [she / her] closeted transfem asexual biromantic

⛤ #04 JIM ROOT

he / him [it / its in his head] cis demiaroace

⛤ #05 CRAIG JONES

he / she / it gender apathetic + on e bisexual

⛤ #06 SHAWN CARHAN

any pronouns genderless + does drag abrosexual

⛤ #07 MICK THOMPSON

he / it trans man + binding bisexual aromantic

⛤ #08 COREY TAYLOR

he / they transneu bisexual polyamorous

⛤ JAY WEINBERG

he / she / xe genderqueer + on e bisexual cupioromantic

⛤ MICHAEL PFAFF

he / she + neos intersex + transfemmasc + xenogenders pansexual

⛤ ALESSANDRO VENTURELLA

he / she / they transmasc nonbinary bisexual

⛤ ELOY CASSAGRANDE

she / they transfem abrosexual

[valle-de-sombra-de-muerte]

Homestuck Reread: The Intermission (p. 1154-1357)

Read the previous post here. Read the next post here.

Apologies for the late post. Work has genuinely been kicking my ass. But now it's time to read the Midnight Crew Intermission. You either really love or really hate this section of the story. I've always been a fan, so I'm looking forward to going through it.

The Intermission is more in-line with the spirit of Problem Sleuth than the rest of Homestuck. Hussie is returning to the old adventure game format and jokes, like this one where interacting with one item transforms it into a completely different item.

Despite being a bloodthirsty mobster, Slick is quite prone to acts of silliness when dictated by the reader commands.

I like how the digital clock on Slick's own computer counts as one of the clocks in the Felt's mansion.

I love the Felt. They're like a lineup of Dick Tracy goons. I also appreciate how this page gives subtle hints about what each of their powers are.

There are a number of times where a command to switch the POV to one character instead goes to a different character. I'm not sure if there's any logic here, or if Hussie is just being needlessly confusing in an already very elaborate part of the comic. My gut says the latter.

Doze without a doubt has the worst power out of all the Felt. It's only useful in this specific use case where he's resistant to interrogation, but that wouldn't even be needed if he wasn't getting captured all the time.

You know, "WARdrobe" was right there. I know Slick's inventory is already called the "War Chest", but is there even a pun there? Why not call it a "Battle Chest" like Battle Chess? They're living chess pieces. Come on.

Super speed is such a high tier power, yet Itchy is felled with no effort. It's kinda funny how most of the Felt have these incredible powers and could easily trounce the MC if not for the fact that they seem to collectively share one brain cell.

It makes me wonder if the MC and Felt's rivalry had only consisted of harmless cartoon antics up to this point. And it's only after the Felt "knocked over" one of Slick's favorite casinos that MC decided to escalate to murder. I'd compare it to how the '60s Batman TV show was campy slapstick, but modern Batman media has since transitioned to being much grittier and more violent.

I need a version of this comic page with Clover being shocked about Slick killing his friends.

Unlike the previous carapacians we've seen (WV, PM, AR), Slick has five fingers instead of four. I think he, Droog, and the Queens are the only ones with five fingers.

Meanwhile Deuce only has three chunky fingers. I'm not sure what the deal with that is.

A lot of people like to infantilize Deuce in the same way they do to WV. Here's a reminder that he reads erotic magazines just like the other Crew members.

See what I mean? He is a grown ass man, people.

Trace is my favorite Felt member. I like his goofy underbite and the way his coat collar makes it look like he has a shark fin on his head. His power of seeing and interacting with people in the past is also pretty cool, even if it gives him away as soon as he starts messing with them.

It's a nice detail including Deuce in the panel since Droog had alerted him to where Trace will be at this point in the future.

I love this panel. I believe Hussie just grabbed that image of the cane without realizing what it was until this point.

It's telling that the only timeline where Slick is dead is one where he died before he was able to rebuild society.

This might be a contender for the horniest page in all of Homestuck.

Biscuits has no special powers or anything, he just wants to be included. I love that.

Fin, despite having the power to see what others do in the future, was unable to react to Droog smacking him with the cue stick and getting pumped with bullets. Again, these guys are all morons.

Remember when this was the only clue we had about Lord English's appearance and everyone thought he was going to be some tall, rail-thin Tumblr Sexyman? Good times.

I'm a fan of this detached method of writing how the characters talk to each other. There's a lot of personality being conveyed in what they're saying even though none of it is being presented as dialogue. Unironically it feels more natural to read than the standard dialogue box format.

Snowman can do whatever the hell she wants and all anyone else can do is just watch. The benefits of having your lifespan inextricably linked to that of the universe.

Also, I don't think it needs to be said, but "Three in the Morning" is a god tier track.

Nearly every mention of Sawbuck comes with a jab about his weight. Don't come at me with asks saying that it's just Slick being an asshole. We all know whose "voice" this really is. (Hint: It's the guy with all the fat jokes on his Formspring).

I wonder how many people remember that Slick is a canon zoophile.

Slick's "rapier wit" strikes again!

A strong contender for most gruesome death in all of Homestuck.

So does this mean that it's set to go off a few seconds after the point Biscuits would exit the oven? If the oven behaves normally and Biscuits is just sitting in there until the timer goes off, that must be the case. The wording is very awkward though.

Cans's ability to punch people into the future might make him the most powerful of all the Felt. No wonder the MC was hoping he wouldn't show up.

I like that the detail about the shopping trip is included.

It's noteworthy that this early look at Karkat's room doesn't look anything at all like how it appears when he's properly introduced. Also, this is the sole appearance of Crabsprite, which stings a bit since we don't ever get a proper glimpse of what Karkat's relationship with his lusus is like.

This was a fun little diversion. Not a lot to talk about here other than how much I enjoyed a lot of these gags. I kind of wish that Hussie expanded upon this and made a whole adventure with these guys detached from Homestuck. It would've made for a nice follow-up to Problem Sleuth, something more true to that story's tone and humor.

But that would never come to pass, unfortunately. Now it's back to business as usual. Act 4 awaits.

[outtacontextlitwtc]

Chris: "right, king tut was a loser, he was dork, he was a big dork" Will: "and they put him in a fucking triangle" "they put him in a fucking triangle and he was like 'guys stop' and they were like 'shut up nerd'" (will laughing) "'make me, make me stop, that's what i thought, bitch'" Fudge: 1:07:45 - 1:08:04

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[sugdensdingle]

Andy & Robert (1996/2016)