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@MrMax: wtf is a bitch nigga????

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Dude, calm down-- I'm just joking, cool the hostility. Sharing is caring. 

Find something to do, then, that’s not my fuckin’ problem. Of course I’m being stingy, I’m not gonna’ share my weed with a fuckin’ stranger.

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Eh, as long as you don't make me dance-- then I guess we've got a deal. 

"I might be able to squeeze you in if you’re pretty much my slave for two weeks since that’s how much I have to do. Every task I say, it must be done."

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Whatever you want, just try to keep my wallet out of it. 

"I’d rather see what you’re offering me first."

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Yet, you're the one who's got my attention. Pssh, since when are you a good Samaritan? Well, I wouldn't show up without an invitation; but I'd still hope to get one. What? You can't even make an exception for me?

I’m one hundred percent sure that’s not true and there are way more interesting people around here. I’ll just kinda chill in the background and be good. I dunno, I never invite anyone. Then you get people who always think they’re invited, and it gets out of hand. You missed it, I only gave those out on the first day back to school. Should have been there buddy.

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I guess I skipped that phase then. Alright, alright-- my bad for prying, I've just been bored as fuck for the past three months. Hmm, being stingy, I see. 

Everyone’s down for homicide at one point or another. I’m just binge watching eight seasons of my favourite television show, dude. Don’t look so much into it. Get your own fuckin’ weed.

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What do you want?

"What’s your offer?"

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3 hottest girls at nwhs

1. Willow2. Anne3. Sayers

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Two seconds ago, you were down for homicide. Either you're just mentally unstable or you're fried. Why does everyone bring that up, yet not one has invited me nor offered to share?

I really don’t. I’m just watching Dexter on Netflix. Seriously, if you’re looking for mental stimulation, I’m not your guy. I just kind of smoke a lot and watch a lot of television.

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Frick, the school's got to come up with a better welcoming committee. They care, but they care about our big ass family also. Nah, see- they're people; smart, intelligent people who just so happen to like sex. Everyone loves sex, we're just not ashamed to admit it. 

Well, your parents don’t give a damn about your education, clearly. C’mon, dude. That’s pretty much exactly what they are.

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Wow, then you've got lots and lots of shit on your mind. Care to enlighten me? I'm in need of some stimulation. 

I’m sober as fuck. 

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Well, you've got the beauty and the personality to be well-known around here. Wow, weird-- how come I'm never invited? Well, that's good. Eh, actually glad to be back in the pits of New York. Where's my welcome back hug?

I love how you say that like I’m some kind of local celebrity when in reality I’m just a seventeen year old girl that smokes a lot and hangs out with her pet cat. Life has been treating me quite well actually. How about you?

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Bro, are you good, or are you baked?

I’ve watched too much Dexter because I think I’m having homicidal tendencies. But then again, maybe they’ve always been there and they’ve just been suppressed. I hope I don’t go on a murder spree anytime soon, that would suck.

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Oh, well if it isn't little Miss Willow Sayers. How's life been treating you?

Your parents clearly don’t give a single fuck. I hardly do my own work, so that’s gonna have to be a no.

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Not when it’s at the beginning or the end of the year, which is when my family decides to plan long ass trips. Ah, harsh. I wouldn’t say “sluts” really describes my friends. 

Isn’t missing school a good thing, though? No thanks. Get one of your slutty followers to do it for you.

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It's always a drag coming home from these awkwardly long family vacations knowing that I've basically missed two weeks of school. Anyone wanna offer their services and do my makeup work? I'm willing to bargain.

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