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Don't ya'll just love blocking and removing bots from your account??

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Soo I've made some Twisted Wonderland coffins for my ocs i'm not 100% with them but I think they look nice?

Well you can be the judge with that right now I just did the Heartslabyul ones but I'll be doing more

I tried to make them fit my OC's I don't really like the last one all that much but maybe it'll grow on me

And I tried to make them look more like cards with their suit at the bottom and top and I'm not sure if it helped

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Incorrect Quotes #3

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Ft. M/Mc, F/Mc, Gn/Mc

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Mammon: I have feelings for you.

F/Mc: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Mammon: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Leviathan: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our Lucifer.

Mammon, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

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Gn/Mc: Why would you do that?

F/Mc: Because I feel guilty.

Satan: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.

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Satan: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?

Lucifer: Yes.

Satan: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)

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Mammon, to Mc(s): You know, Lucifer can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.

Mammon: *blows airhorn at Lucifer* GET FUCKED!

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Solomon: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Raphael: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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M/Mc: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Gn/Mc: I only like dark humor.

M/Mc, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?

Gn/Mc:

M/Mc: An IMPASTA!

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Gn/Mc: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Leviathan: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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M/Mc: Go fuck yourself.

Belphegor: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward!

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Luke: Okay, two person huddle.

Simeon: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

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Diavolo: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Barbados: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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Mammon: When was the last time you cried?

Leviathan: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??

Mammon: really? That recent?

Leviathan: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*

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Incorrect Quotes #2

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Ft. M/Mc, F/Mc. Gn/Mc

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Leviathan: So anyways have y'all seen F/Mc?

Belphegor: I think they went in Solomon's room 'studying'.

Thirteen: Doubt that. I heard groans there.

*Meanwhile in Solomon's room*

F/Mc & Solomon, fighting:

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Solomon: Come on, Simeon. Nobody actually believes that Gn/Mc is in love with me.

Simeon, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Gn/Mc is helplessly in love with Solomon.

*Everyone raises their hand*

Solomon: Gn/Mc, put your hand down.

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Belphegor, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.

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F/Mc: What’s up? I’m back.

Mammon: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

F/Mc: Death is a social construct.

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Gn/Mc: No returns.

Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

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M/Mc, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Lucifer: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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M/Mc: Look guys, I need help.

Asmodeus: Love help?

Diavolo: Financial help?

Beelzebub: Emotional help?

Satan: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Satan*

Satan: What?

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Belphegor: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

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Lucifer: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Solomon: Why are you on fire?

Satan: This is just how my day is going.

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Belphegor: You disgust me.

Satan: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

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Solomon: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

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Asmodeus, texting Leviathan: Leviathan there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Asmodeus: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Asmodeus: Leviathan

Asmodeus: Leviathan

Leviathan: Leviathan is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

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Genshin Impact...

I think Ya'll know my answer

my last game is actually overwatch haha… wbu?

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Incorrect Quotes #1

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Ft. M/Mc, F/Mc, Gn/Mc

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Gn/Mc: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

M/Mc: Damn, if people did that to each other, F/Mc would've killed me years ago.

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F/Mc: Diavolo, I’m afraid.

Diavolo: Just stay close to Solomon.

F/Mc: That's why I’m afraid.

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Solomon: Hand me the people opener.

Gn/Mc: ...

Gn/Mc: Pardon?

Solomon, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!

Gn/Mc, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Solomon: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Gn/Mc: Knife. It's called a knife.

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F/Mc: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.

Beelzebub: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?

F/Mc: NO-

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Diavolo: M/Mc, Gn/Mc, I’ve left a letter telling your guardians not to worry—

M/Mc: They won’t.

Diavolo: That you’re safe—

M/Mc: That’ll just depress them.

Diavolo: —and you’ll see them in a few months.

Gn/Mc: Do we have to?

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Lucifer: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?

Asmodeus: Because your toast would get soggy!

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Simeon: Lucifer's refusing to wear their glasses!

Lucifer: Simeon, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.

Lucifer: *points to Leviathan* Leviathan.

Lucifer: *points to Diavolo* Diavolo.

Lucifer: *points to Mammon* Sasquatch.

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Lucifer: You are an absolute fucking dork.

Gn/Mc, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Lucifer: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

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Luke: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?

Mammon: Dorito’s cool ranch.

Luke:

Luke: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.

Mammon: I love that song.

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Leviathan: You... you said I could trust you!!

Leviathan: You said you were a GAMER!!!

M/Mc: Leviathan... I only play mobile games.

Leviathan: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Gn/Mc: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Luke: You and me!

Gn/Mc: *tearing up* Ok.

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Does anyone know a good translation app? I have a book that is in a different language and was wondering if there is an app to help?

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Okay obey me book(s) idea please this isn't an ask this is my idea and I'm planning to do it

Don't get on my back for bad grammar and no periods or commas I did this for fun and didn't wanna go tho it or perfected it I'm not a good writer but here will go I guess

(Book 1)Basically self-insert but if I died went back in time and God was like hell or heaven and me being me chose hell and Diavolo was like here boys take care of her so they did (cuz Lucy) first it was like a chore and then it was like I love this kid baby sister.

Then a few years later(2nd book) Exchange Program starts 1 Female oc and 1 Male oc(Solomon is still there don't worry I just couldn't pick one)and all that happened brothers do not love them they are all just friends not a dating sim well not yet

Lessons 1-20 will not change some future event will be different and then we will go off the rails ending of book 2 will join into another book following Male oc's family(book for that will be made after 1st year in Devildom)

(Book 3) Will be the brothers Simeon Solomon Raphael and Barbatos falling in love~ at this time Diavolo's love life is mentioned but I won't say that much as it's a major spoiler for the 1st and 2nd book at this time it's less a self-insert and more a dating sim again book 3 will be funny mostly about love some drama cuz these boys have issues let's be real

(Book 4) Will be more violent Solomon's and Simeon's lover brings something to the Devildom and Celestial realm(on accident they are a good person trust me) what they bring has some past with the brothers not gonna say to much tho ending will be like a fairytail ending all happy until the doom of children with the Final book?(maybe one more)and by doom of course children are fun and everything until the mess with the timeline and almost f-up their entire universe but haha that's the end

I don't know why I did this

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reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

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Mr. Compress: It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.

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MCU sibling duos where one of them is the *chaotic good* with the knives

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A au in which Todoroki tries to confirm that All Might is Izuku's father, but instead finds out literally every other family conspiracy in class 1-A.

Ooooo

After everything comes out, Todoroki has detention for the rest of the year and his access to the internet is limited to homework only.

Izuku can't bring himself to be surprised with how bizarre the year is going that he ends up being All For One's son. Like that sadly somehow isn't the weirdest thing. On the other hand, convicted ex-hero Lady Nagant being his older sister, and Hawks being his cousin very much are.

No one is really that surprised by Crimson Riot being Kirishima's grandfather. Well, except for Kirishima, though it does explain why both of his moms were so fond of the hero too.

It's very awkward for Todoroki to discover that Geten of the PLF is a member of his mom's family.

The single most surreal discovery for Todoroki in the end didn't involve any other class 1-A student.. It was the fact Monoma Neito of 1-B was All Might's grandson.

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You: I hate you!

Dabi: Oh yeah? Well, I hate you too!

You: (sobs) You what??

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Toga: Studies show that you are cute.

You: source?

Toga: Myself.

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Deku: sooo… what’s it like dating Y/n?

Monoma: Once, I asked them for a glass of water while they were pissed at me, and they brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait.”

~~~

Todoroki: I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I have a crush on Y/n.

You: (walks past Todoroki)

Todoroki: (ignores you)

Todoroki: That went pretty good.

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