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Yamaguchi: Ugh, cmon Tsukki! It only take $0 to be kind

Tsukishima: Thats too much.

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When they like you

Hinata

I definitely see him that when he first saw you, he would be like in awe and so flustered. But after he gets over that stage, he would be such a sweetheart to you. Literally just showering you with compliments and subtly hinting his small crush. And overall just so sweet.

Kageyama

Bro, this dude - I CANT EVEN

He’s already a bit socially awkward, imagine him with a CRUSH? His brain will be having a BIG ASS ERROR. Like he would stop functioning and wouldn’t be able to form a proper sentence. He would definitely not be the way to start a conversation so you have to be the one to start the convo.

Tsukishima

When he realizes his feelings, he would just be like 😐 fuck feelings. He just so clueless what to do or how to make a move, so do you know he does instead, he teases you and makes stupid remarks. yup. Honestly, though I can imagine him like being a tad bit meaner than others cause he doesn’t know what else to do, but he definitely knows when he’s gone too far.

Yamaguchi

OK, so the first time meeting you he would definitely be a shy boy, but after processing would be just so sweet and kind. He wouldn’t be like overboard. He drop small compliments and cherish things, and just generally be so nice and sweet.

Tanaka + Nishinoya

I can definitely imagine these two having a crush and acting the same or similar. But they would definitely complement you a lot they would offer to help with stuff. And basically anything you do they like crazy like they adore you.

Daichi 

Out of all the karasuno members he would act the most mature about it. Like once he realizes feelings, he would definitely try to make small talk. Every chance he gets to. He would always like helping you and be like friends. He would definitely give small hints of his feelings and is definitely able to hold a decent conversation without being flustered and stuff.

Sugawara

I feel like he would be similar to Daichi. He would be like so caring and he would try talking to you, but I feel like he’s more like tries to give you stuff with kindness to charm you. He would definitely be more like embarrassed or flustered around you, but is still able to hold a conversation well.

Asahi

It would take him so long until he can talk to you. I mean he can barely even do a volleyball game without freaking out. Imagine a crush?? I feel like you would have to be the one to approach him because he would have a panic attack. But if he is able to talk to you, he would just give subtle compliments and be really sweet. you would definitely have to be the one to make a move though.

(omg its been so long since my last post ughh mb 😓😓)

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istg i love suna rintaro so fucking much— like please marry me and take the ring 💍

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Suga: Will you be the “A” to my “gay”?

Tanaka: Will you be the “I” to my “bi”?

Nishinoya: Will you be the “I” to my “pride”?

Kageyama, stuttering: Will- uhm erm, uh.. g-gay?

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Person: My mom is calling… hi mom.

Aran: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom. 

Atsumu: *loud fake sexual noises* 

Osamu: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! 

Suna: *is asleep*  Akagi: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.

(Inarizaki Edition)

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Daichi: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Sugawara: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Atsumu: Okay, help me please!

Suna: Got two words for you.

Atsumu: I bet they won't be helpful.

Suna: Your problem.

Atsumu: I was right

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Atsumu: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. 

Aran: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Hinata: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Kageyama: Three words.

Hinata:

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Yamaguchi: What is your biggest weakness?

Tsukishima: I can be uncooperative.

Yamaguchi: Okay, can you give me an example?

Tsukishima: No

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Kuroo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Bokuto: Oh, I’m always running  Bokuto: The question is from what

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Kuroo: *Flirts*

Kenma: *Flirts back*

Kuroo: *Thinking to himself* I was not expecting this outcome, what the hell do I do now?

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Hinata: Well, Kageyama and I finally did it! 

The rest of the team: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.* 

Hinata: That's right... We kissed!

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Person: My mom is calling… hi mom. 

Watari: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom. 

Matsukawa & Hanamaki: *loud fake sexual noises* 

Iwaizumi: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! 

Kunimi: *is asleep* 

Oikawa: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.

(Aoba Johsai edition)

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Person: My mom is calling… hi mom. 

Sugawara: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom. 

Tanaka & Nishinoya: *loud fake sexual noises* 

Daichi: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! 

Tsukishima: *is asleep* 

Hinata: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.

(Karasuno edition)

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Kenma: My favourite outdoor activity is going back inside

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No one:

Tsukishima: I tried to change my password to Hinata but Instagram said it was too short.