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Welp

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

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love it when a scrawny gay villain has a scrawnier, gayer sidekick hovering at their shoulder. sopping wet queer solidarity

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I guess I'm still on Tumblr ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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nervous system? it sure is!

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stock photos with multiple watermarks are funnier than stock photos with only one watermark

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Valid

THE SKELETON WAR IS INCLUSIVE OF ALL GENDERS BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HAVE DYSPHORIA IF YOU’RE MADE OF BONES

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#thankstoasty

jason mantzoukas should play one of the greek gods sometime in something

don’t u wanna see this dude be dionysus or somethin, that’d be fresh as hell

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I learned guitar so Mr Brightside is gay now

Finally making good on my cravings to upload properly music-y videos someday 💖 (And if I don’t use my limited skills in this department to make every song I touch gay(-er), then what even is the point?)

This was honestly really daunting to upload since I’ve got such stagefright when it comes to being heard like this, but I’ve been yearning to make guitar videos for such a long time now, and I’ve been learning recently that unless you bite the bullet and just DO something that scares you for the first time, then you’ll never do it at all. 😅 So this is me going ahead and doing it! Hopefully it makes for a nice bit of listening 💖

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Reblogged this a while back, returning to say I have one 🥰

Been a year and a half and I love him so much 🥺❤️

boyfriends are nice. can’t wait to have one some day :-))

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An 80s man?

LOU SULLIVAN, GAY TRANS AIDS ACTIVIST???

Learn more about my new hero here:

https://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/lou-sullivans-diaries-are-a-radical-testament-to-trans-happiness

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Kevin's life is hell; he can't choose if it goes off, but once someone's in range, even for a second, it takes anywhere from a month to a year for it to wear off. He thought his parents were just overprotective and enrolled him in online school because the other kids "wouldnt understand his greatness" but no, it's the worst superpower for an extrovert.

So he spends as much time as possible indoors, working from home and having groceries delivered. It might seem nice to have people see you as a god, but having everyone drop to their knees and refer to you as "the Lord and Savior Kevin" gets old real quick.

One day, his work friend Emily stops by his house to deliver an important document, but unbeknownst to Kevin, she didn't leave after dropping it off. To Kevin's surprise she greets him normally, laughing,

"So that's what you look like. You could use a haircut, you look like a weirdo!"

Kevin Hill is a 38 yo male admitted on 2/03 for grandiose delusions and an “aura of divinity” Patient claims he recently became aware he’s the destined savior of humanity and can “alter minds at range.” On exam Kevin is…dignified, attractive, and clearly correct. All hail Kevin, the Chosen One

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in a world of constant yet ever-changing terror, it is comforting to know that even eldritch beings of pure chaos can be temporarily inconvenienced by emotion

I wanna squish your chubby lil cheeks

I may be a bad bitch but don’t hurt my feelings please

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"love is knowing your partner's arm hair lore better than he does"

-my boyfriend

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you’ve heard of the skeleton war, now get ready for the

SKELETON TREATY OF PARIS