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Former TD contestant Harold is into rap music. Any chance of a collaboration on your "craptry" music?

Considerin' I still haven't found a way to sing and beat box at the same time, I guess I could use some back up. I'll have my mama call his mama.

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How old were u when u joined ur 1st pageant

I've been doing pageants since I could walk! I won my first pageant on my third birthday exactly, I remember 'cus we got cookie dough ice cream after!

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We're you upset that you didn't make it to the finale?

Heck yeah, I was robbed! I guess my mama was right, the world just ain't ready for craptry.

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Oh, uh, hey Sugar! How's it going?

Hey thar, zombie boy!

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No questions for the Queen of Craptry??

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What's your favorite animal?

PIGGIES!!

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Would you ever think of dating Leonard if you and him had the time?

Ya sure are askin’ me a lotta questions about tha wizard… do you gotta crush on him or somethin’?? BACK OFF! THEM WIZARDS ARE ALREADY MARRIED TA MAGIC!!!!

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Hey Sugar! What's up? What are your thoughts on zombies?

Zombies? Oh, big deal. Ya ever met a five time grand supreme winner after she just got first runner up? Boy oh boy, would I hate to be the girl who won that year!

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If you were to date one person on your team... who would it be?

I ain't really got time ta date, what between my pageants, my couponin', and my water skiin' lessons. Plus, I gotta have Sugar time!

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Hey Sugar. Are you mad you have so many haters? People hate you because you hate Ella you know.

DON'T LET HER CHARM FOOL YA SHE IS ONTA SOMETHIN' I JUST KNOW IT!!! I'VE DEALT WITH HER TYPE BEFORE. Thar all cute 'n sweet for the judges and then they STICK GUM IN YER HARPIECE AND CUT HOLES IN YER COW COSTUME!!

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do u have a crush on leonard? like do u love him?

Tha wizard?? That depends. Are wizards allowed ta get married, or are they already married ta magic? If they are, can they take a second wife? Mama says never to waste time on a man who ain’t gonna put a ring on it!

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Well, what do ya expect? Ya are talkin' to a beeyooty queen and star of the Darwin's Food Safari commercial. I've got a whole fan club over at my niece's preschool. 

HEY THAR WIZARD!!

Oh hi Sugar! You made an account too? Does everyone on our team have one. Does….Dave have one?

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are you and ella lesbians?

I HATE ELLA!!!!

Thar used to be two chickens on my farm who were lesbians. We had to kill 'em, not cause they were gay, but cause they weren't makin' any eggs. That's how we knew they were lesbians, cause we got a real handsome rooster. Ooh boy, did they make some good chicken nuggets though!

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Nuh-uh, I only made an account so I could give back to my fans, Granny and my Mama.

HEY THAR WIZARD!!

Oh hi Sugar! You made an account too? Does everyone on our team have one. Does….Dave have one?

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WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

THE FACT THAT I WON MISS SAFARI IN THE DARWIN'S FOOD SAFARI SPONSORED PAGEANT AND I GOT TO BE IN THAR COMMERCIAL! WHY WE YELLIN'??