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So

My fiance an I were playing couch co-op on a different game earlier and I swapped over to Black Myth Wukong

And uh

Turns out

As long as the second controller is still connected this game has what is possibly the goofiest couch co-op ive ever seen?

BOTH controllers fully control the monkey

And you can just

Wander through the game with one person in charge of movement and the other in charge of spells and items and actually do so to GREAT effectiveness in a fight

Warring inputs are somehow less of an issue with two players than they are with one

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some lazy thumbnails for hermit au

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New problems.

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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

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what was something you didnt like in breath of the wild?

especially something a sequel could have done better?

im asking bc, while again im not promising i can make a big totk rant video- at least i want to try and write a script, even just to get all my thoughts into one big document, and one of the points i want to make is compare the problems botw had that totk could have done better (or changed/removed) and instead didnt, did it only on surface level or even made it worse

things im well aware/heard of already, but you can mention again, are:

the slipping while climbing in the rain (better on surface level, not actually better)

weapon breaking (better on surface level, actually worse)

dungeons are all too similar mechanically (same problems, possibly worse?)

shrines + dungeons same aesthetic (same problem + better?)

main bosses (except koga) extremely similar (better)

story too much in the past/doesnt feel like you are an active part much (worse)

rewards for exploration almost exclusively shrines or krogs/koroks (better on surface level, actually worse)

shrine puzzles often too short/easy (worse)

too many blessing/combat shrines (worse/better)

too many shrines (worse)

treatment/design/writing of the gerudo (same problems- worse)

writing itself on the weaker side (WORSE)

combat simple/broken in perfect dodges (same problems)

enemy variety too low (better on surface level only)

(i might be forgetting some well talked about points, but this is what i thought of now, im not counting the 'has no music' complaint bc thats just a straight up lie and im not validating that lol)

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happy monday

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"Ladies, ladies! .... Youre both ugly" -Tripitaka, basically

Crying at this exchange in jttw between Tripitaka, Pigsy (Eight Rules), and Wukong, id in alt

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The red strings mean they're allied, they're still gay its just quieter now...

Also Mihou's personality changed, he's more mischievous than malicious now

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say his name three times!

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

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Have gay legos while I’m in college hell lol

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Me and my monkey

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learned small detail abt young sage

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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do