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I am no longer explaining my chronic illnesses. I'm only ominously referencing them like I'm a fantasy realm NPC dropping plot hooks:

I am besieged by the affliction

The ritual was successful, but it has drained me. I need time to recuperate.

I can't do that, because of The Curse

Dark forces are conspiring within me. I must conserve my strength to battle them.

Unseen foes assault me. I cannot strike back with blows, but I can lessen their influence by consuming certain alchemical rites.

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Every time i step into the aquarium store i feel soooo tempted to start a saltwater aquarium

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OH i thought it meant make them feel at home like a guest

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grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

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This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him

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I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

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Hiya! Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine! 🕊️

Click for the other causes as well if you can!

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Woke boss forcefemming me on company time

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I don't know how well Alfira can play with that pose but I don't think Durge minds, so long as its music in the background

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the king just told me my jester subscription is going up by 2 bucks this month… fuck this. im just gonna hire some pirates to kidnap him

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Can I have a moodboard Princess Mimi?

Princess!Mimi Tachikawa (Digimon)

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I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

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