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i like to think bad was cursed into a demon as a kid so here's some doodles of the curse being (temporarily) broken
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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
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YOOOO!!! IM SCREAMING
I WAS RIGHT FOR ONCE!!!!!
OKAY OKAY OKAY–
I HAVE A WEIRD IDEA!
If Thomas goes on a Roman trend:
Virgil –> the Roman poet
Roman and Remus –> Romulus and Remus, the twin founders of Rome
SOOO
There’s a guy named Faustulus who finds the twins being raised by Lupa. And Faustulus is pronounced like ‘false-to-lus’.
My key is on the ‘false’
And you guys know how Deceit is…
So, if you see where I’m going….?
But also, just a weird idea, pls dont yell at me
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But on another idea:
Janus
Janus (Latin: Ianus) is the Roman god of “beginnings, gates, transitions, time, duality, doorways, passages, and endings.”
He is often depicted with two faces, similar to Deceit’s snake symbol.
I don’t know why I didn’t think of this before-
OKAY OKAY OKAY–
I HAVE A WEIRD IDEA!
If Thomas goes on a Roman trend:
Virgil –> the Roman poet
Roman and Remus –> Romulus and Remus, the twin founders of Rome
SOOO
There’s a guy named Faustulus who finds the twins being raised by Lupa. And Faustulus is pronounced like ‘false-to-lus’.
My key is on the ‘false’
And you guys know how Deceit is…
So, if you see where I’m going….?
But also, just a weird idea, pls dont yell at me
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In our house, we call them scary, big ass mosquito-y bug.
There is a mosquito hawk in the corner of the room that keeps running into said corner it is annoying but I’m to lazy to kill the flying bitch
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Why is my subconscious better at coming up with stories than me when I’m awake?
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OKAY OKAY OKAY--
I HAVE A WEIRD IDEA!
If Thomas goes on a Roman trend:
Virgil --> the Roman poet
Roman and Remus --> Romulus and Remus, the twin founders of Rome
SOOO
There’s a guy named Faustulus who finds the twins being raised by Lupa. And Faustulus is pronounced like ‘false-to-lus’.
My key is on the ‘false’
And you guys know how Deceit is...
So, if you see where I’m going....?
But also, just a weird idea, pls dont yell at me
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your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?
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Okay, but listen:
Assassin’s Creed AU of C.C. Tinsley and Ricky Goldsworth, where Ricky is a member of the Assassin Brotherhood and Tinsley is a Templar. But when Tinsley meets Ricky, and gets to know him through various encounters, he realizes ‘Maybe the Templars aren’t going about it the right way?’
Eventually Templars realize he’s diverging and they send someone to tie up the lose end but Ricky saves him (or alternatively he escapes the attack but he’s beat up so bad, Ricky almost sets out to assassinate the bastards who touched him). Tinsley later joins the Brotherhood, after proving himself, and he helps out the best he can.
What do you think?
#tinsworth#assassin's creed#au#C.C. Tinsley#ricky goldsworth#templars#assassins#fanfic#idea#if someone writes this i'd love you forever#buzzfeed unsolved
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I AM SCREAMING
WTH

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