I'm Drake. No body. No witness. No need of forgiveness. Chaotic Neutral Reprobate
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Found out the Easter Bunny started an OnlyFans to afford eggs this year. Selling "lucky" rabbit's feet pics.
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Who didn’t love their Christmas Tauntauns?
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Every time an able-bodied person tells someone how to better manage their disability the able-bodied person should have $1k deducted from their account and sent to the recipient of their miraculous never before considered idea.
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For the next four years all discussions of U.S. politics will automatically break Godwin's Law.
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It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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Trick or Teats
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We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
#Friends#Halloween#Thursday#scheduling on 10/30 of 2019#so this may be a ghost post if I died in the intervening years#if I did#count this as your Halloween haunting#and think of me next time you shower as I'll be watching#soap up the bosoms for me#unfortunately still alive
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You know what they say... You can lead a horse to the Swamps of Sadness but you can't keep it from dying.
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long suffering refrain
I'm not an idiot, I'm just anxious.
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So many say that this day is just for couples in love. No, no I say! VD is for EVERYBODY!
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snoopy of the day
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