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TWST Characters as Shit Me, My Friends and My Gf Have Said™️ pt7

I made a Masterlist finally.

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Cater: Oh my fucking god it's fucking Toys-R-Us

Trey, tired because of Ace and Deuce: Shut up Cater you're not a child.

Riddle, shaking his head: Let Cater live, Trey

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Jamil, showing Kalim a recipe he was working on: Look at it

Kalim, eyes on Jamil: Why would I look at that when I can look at you?

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Malleus, trying to make a reference to something Yuu told him: My boyfriend boob, breasted boobily across the floor.

Leona, confused staring:

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Leona, at Rook while he was still in Savanaclaw: I knew it. I knew it. You fucking theater kid!

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Azul, about Idia and his past relationships: I don't mean to date all the mentally ill people but it seems like I've made it my job.

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Azul, after Floyd sneezes: What kind of anime sneeze was that?

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Some random student after Yuu was talking about Grimm not liking something: Did the cat tell you that.

Yuu: Actually yes.

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The only way i can see Trey actually telling Cater to shut up is if hes exhaused from the youngest idiots of the dorm.

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☆MFALS Masterlist☆

☆TWST Characters as Shit Me, My Friends and My Gf Have Said™️ ☆

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

☆Fic Works☆

Once Upon A Dream (Lilia x Male reader)

Purgatory!TWST idea post

Purgatory!TWST masterlist (Not yet completed)

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TWST Characters as Shit Me, My Friends and My Gf Have Said™️ pt6

Should probably make a masterlist at this point tbh

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Yuu, deadpan: I just watched Grim shove his face in my shoe-

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Epel: Possibly stupid random question, are you colorblind?

Jack: no, why?

Epel: No idea why. Except for the fact my brain said you were.

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Idia: I lost to gravity today

Ortho, quietly: He fainted

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Ruggie when tired: I have two braincells and they're both competing for third place.

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Jamil after someone comes to him with a problem: Which twinkie first year is it?

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Crowley going on vacation: I'm so glad i have the next two days to just die

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Leona: Go shit yourself squirt

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Floyd after him and Riddle have a fight: I suppose its a decent time for the make up make out.

Its been a long week. Im tired.

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TWST Characters as Shit Me, My Friends and My Gf Have Said™️ pt5

Some of these were picked by my gf, who gets a kick out of them every time.

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Rook, without warning from his room: *screams* oh I'm so gay!

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Sebek: what are you doing?

Lilia, at a box with a hole in the lid: I'm fingering the hole

Sebek: Silver tell Lilia to stop fingering the hole!

Malleus, like he's in the office: He did not, in fact, stop fingering the hole.

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Trey, reading something Cater showed him: There's a pregnancy limit...?

Trey, realizing he didn't read part of it: Oh the sims thank god.

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Vil, describing Epel: yeehaw born and bred

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Leona: Do old people ever just shut the fuck up?

Ruggie: Survey says no✨️

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Idia at Lilia during a game: Imma tell my boyfriend on you.

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Crowley: I have better stability than a 43 year old woman

Crowley, proceeding to fall down steps: NO I DON'T-

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Rook: I looked into your eyes as i died how did that make you feel?

Vil: Violated

Rook: i was feeling romantical

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I do enjoy these

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TWST Characters as Shit Me, My Friends and My Gf Have Said™️ pt4

Just lost my job yesterday. These silly little things are keeping me sane rn.

Adding some none NRC characters now. (Really just Che'nya. My baby)

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Che'nya: I don't wanna work. I just wanna live

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Deuce when he was younger: Say that word one more time and Ill shove your nose so far up your ass you'll be smelling your breakfast twice*

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Idia: Considering your lifestyle, that makes sense.

Malleus: wait what does that mean?

Idia, also autistic: oh you're autistic I forgot.

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Malleus: He's not my type.

Leona: he's totally my type...autistic for some reason.

Lilia from fuck knows where: YA THINK?

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Azul, crying: I'm not a twink

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Jade on one of his hikes: you dont choose the slug life, the slug life chooses you.

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Rook, overemphasizing his accent: my american boyfriend

Vil, spinning to look at him very softly: ...what?

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Idia about a game he and Lilia play: she didn't have ambition thats why she isnt playable and why she fucking died

Lilia doing a whole spit take:

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Jamil: Hello, do you have a death wish? Because you do now!

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Che'nya popping in randomly: don't be surprised if your government betrays you!

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My friends' insane quotes keep me sane.

*this one isnt from my friend, but actually an Aventurine CAI bot and it was so fucking unhinged i love it.

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Normally I wouldn't do this, but the reblogged blog is my main blog. I do indeed do TWST art too though. There's one of my ocs on the gallery sheet rn.

Emergency Commissions

Please reblog.

Transcript: Coffee's Emergency Commissions

So...i lost my job, which wouldn't be as big of a problem if I wasn't the primary earner of my house. I'm opening emergency commissions to help with bills while I job hunt. Please share.

Basic Prices: Sketch. Bust Sketch: $10, Flat color: $12, render: $15. Half body Sketch: $20, Flat color: $22, render: $25. Full Body: Sketch: $30, Flat color: $32, render: $35.

Add Ons: +1 Person: $5 first one, $ every additional. Background: solid color/gradient: Free. Detailed: $2-$10. Character sheet (2 Full body - front/back - 3 headshots, 2 items) $50. Full Scene/Short comic: 5 page max (A3): $100 - $200

Additionally: Will not do: Proships, Furries (I'm still learning), 18+ art/some nsfw, bigoted symbolism, heavy gore. Payment must be 50% nonrefundable upfront, 50% after Sketch finalization. Artist retains the right to not accept commissions or to terminate if fit.

Payment & Contact: Payment methods: Paypal, Chime, Cashapp, Venmo. Contact methods: Discord Enoughforacoffee, Instagram Justenoughforacoffee

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TWST Characters as Shit Me, My Friends and My Gf Have Said™️ pt3

The First years edition (also, i am doing (mostly) word for word, just changing names so ignore anything that mentions ages.)

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Epel to Rollo during Glomas: Your parents obviously didn't smack you because they were too busy getting a divorce

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Sebek: I know he's half my age

Epel: Tw...Twice my dear. He's twice your age. Half your age would be ten.

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Deuce, holding a moose pen and genuinely sad: this moose isnt doing too good...

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Ace: I cost 18 bucks

Yuu: Congratulations

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Sebek: Sometimes you just need to scream into the void. And sometimes the void just needs to scream back

Jack: yeah no thanks

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Jack: being domestic is kinda hot anyway

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Grim: Money is a social construct, go commit tax evasion and embezzlement today!

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Ace: Do you ship me and Deuce?

Jack: HUH???

Ace: I know its a weird question I'm researching something.

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First year exclusive i s'pose. I think im gonna start posting these consistently.

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TWST Characters as Shit Me, My Friends and My Gf Have Said™️ pt2

Why not. This one includes some ships.

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Cater, yelling from his room: I JUST GOT WEEZERED BY A FUCKING CAT PIANO

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Idia: Take me on a date first

Azul, exasperated: I've taken you on several!

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Lilia, talking about a dumb online quiz they found: Normally with those types of questions you see at least one or two alt outfits in

Idia: Like im sorry i don't fucking shop for clothes at the starbucks.

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Epel: What do you mean maturity is realizing? Maturity is realizing you're full of shit.

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Trey: Is the potatoes done yet?

Ace: No

Trey: Alright

Ace, five seconds later: I lost the potatoes.

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Riddle about Floyd: I'll tolerate him

Trey, fully aware Riddle is down bad: Yeah you'll do a little more than tolerate him

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Deuce: My nightstand is covered in caprisuns

Yuu: I thought you said cannabis for a second

Ace: WHAT?

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Rook, about Vil: I'm spreading this cunty man's rhetoric everywhere

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There will be more in the future.

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TWST Characters as Shit Me, My Friends and My Gf Have Said™️ pt1

Note, I hate how limited the color options are.

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Idia: No that's my pocket dimension!

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Leona, as Rook walks into a room: Oh god it's the french fuck

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Jack: I can lead us! I don't have depth perception bu- oh thats a wall-

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Azul: Guys I'm gonna die for real this time

Idia: Womp womp

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Deuce: I mean I'm not gay but who knows?

Deuce, five seconds later: Wait a second i am-

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Rook, looking at Vil and Neige: If art was edible id inhale it.

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Jamil, excited: Theres a steamer attachment too!

Kalim: You sould like an adult

Jamil: THERE'S BAKEWARE TOO

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Cater: Hes gay girlypop, i get where you're coming from but hes gay!

Cater, a few seconds later: You ever see a straight fucking circle? No!

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Lilia: Awoop jumpscare, aka second degree burn

Silver: Jesus the fuck you do?

Lilia: Cup of noodle declared war

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Lemme know if you want more. Me and my friends say some unhinged shit so-

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*squinting at lilia* do i wanna date you or am i just you?

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quick reminder that my own gay ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

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So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

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Lets be honest, I don't actually care for this theory. I find it kinda pointless? Bit i like the writing nonetheless.

The Twisted Wonderland orange peel theory

The orange peel theory: A theory in which one requests their significant other to peel an orange for them. If they say yes, then it means they are willing to do small tasks for their lover. If they say no, it may suggest they are less willing to offer support, the theory says.

featuring: Lilia, Malleus, Trey, Rook, Vil, Leona, Ruggie, Ace, Deuce, Riddle, Jade, Floyd

Sitting around in the presence of your beloved whilst holding an orange, you glance at him contemplating something. You decided to put him to the test! Will he pass?

General warnings: Gender-neutral reader. Also if you don't like oranges/are allergic to them, just imagine something else! <3

TW: None! Just fluff <3

Lilia

Your fae lover sat at his computer playing away at his video game while you lay upon his bed fiddling with an orange in hand. You glanced over at him, turning around to lay on your stomach and holding out the orange.

"Lilia, love?" You asked.

"Yes, darling?" He replied, eyes glued to his screen

"Will you peel this orange for me please?" He paused his movements and turned his head to look at you with a carefree smile upon his face. Without hesitation, he grabbed the orange out of your hand and began peeling away at the skin and discard it in the garbage that sat next to his gaming desk. You giggled slightly and thanked him with a kiss against his cheek, Lilia removing himself from his computer and engulfing you in a hug tackling you to the bed.

"If you wanted my attention, surely you could have found something more creative than peeling an orange, my little bat~"

verdict: Pass! He had the wrong idea of your intentions, but he still won.

Malleus

"Malleus," You asked the tall male, interrupting his focus in crafting the gargoyle he had been paying attention to, holding out the orange in your hand.

"Yes?" He asked, averting his attention from his craft to attentively look at you. He glanced at the orange and flicked his eyes back to yours, tilting his head in confusion.

"Will you peel this for me, please?" Malleus had furrowed his eyebrows ever so slightly- a frown upon his lips as he studied the fruit.

"Are you struggling with peeling it by yourself?" He asked in genuine concern, grasping your hands to study them, "Are you experiencing any pain that is hindering your skills?" You giggled at his strangely focused pout while analyzing your hands, it wasn't even a moment later before he used his magic to lift the orange, peel it, and even take apart each of the slices before grabbing it with his hands and holding one to your mouth.

"Here, I shall feed you. No need to further strain your hands, dearest."

Verdict: Pass...? he has the spirit!!

Trey

The moment you were studying the orange dubiously with an interesting look of focus immediately caught his attention. You didn't even have to ask Trey before he was asking for you!

"Would you like me to peel that for you? You've been staring at it for a while," He chuckled. You smiled up at him and held out the orange with enthusiasm and a nod. He took it gracefully and peeled it perfectly, handing it back and throwing away the peels for you.

"You're the sweetest," You smiled whilst popping a slice into your mouth, Trey responding with a bashful smile and rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly.

"There's no need for that...you just seemed deep in thought, so it was more or less an excuse to bring that up. Is something on your mind? You can talk to me about anything."

Verdict: Pass with flying colors!

Rook

"Rooook!" You called out holding an orange to the sky, "Can you peel this orange for me, please!? I don't want my hands to smell like oranges!" You seemed to be calling out into the woods at nothing, but in reality you were sitting against a tree waiting for Rook to finish hunting. You decided to put his loyalty to the test. You heard rustling around before an arrow zoomed past the top of your head, piercing the orange out of your hand and hitting the tree.

Your jaw slacked open, mortified.

You trusted Rook with your life, yes, but he likes to test this sometimes.

"If that is what your heart desires, of course I shall peel this orange for you, my beloved!" He skipped over and took the orange off of the tip of the arrow and began to peel away at it. You stared at him in horror.

"...Rook."

"oui?" An innocent smile as he worked away at the...now miss-shapen fruit.

"Go get me a new orange."

Verdict: ...Questionable pass..? He went and got you a new orange, and peeled it properly for you.

Vil

"Can you peel this for me?" Vil glanced over with furrowed eyebrows and a frown upon his perfect features.

"Why do you require my assistance in peeling an orange? Are you unable to do it yourself?" The question was valid and innocent enough, but you were determined to go through with this challenge.

"Just do it, please?" You gave him puppy eyes, "I don't want to get the peeling under my nails." An excuse you felt he would be able to understand, surely!

"And you believe I do?" He retorted.

Touché...

You flashed him a pout, and he caved. Vil sighed and held out his hand for you to place the orange, slowly and with care removing it's peel. You gave him a bright smile and a little giggle, for you knew he always caves eventually when it comes to you. He loves that part of you though, how you seem to always brighten up at the smallest of things. It's a part of your charm.

"What are you giggling about? It's just an orange, silly potato. You get excited over the most random of things..."

Verdict: Pass with some push

Leona

"No." He was pretty immediate to reject your question. You began to whine and pester him.

"Leona! Please? Will you do just this little thing for me?" You gave him puppy eyes, to which he sighed exasperatedly and rolled his eyes.

"Why can't you do it yourself?"

"Because I want you to do it."

"That's not an answer."

"Why do I need to have a reason?"

"You woke me up from my nap to peel an orange."

"And?"

He turned around to fall back asleep, you responded with shaking his body and complaining to your lover. Leona turned his body and used his strong arms to pull you into his chest.

"Stop your whining and take a nap with me, herbivore. The orange can wait."

Verdict: Fail...? but in a weird way. You get it?

Ruggie

"Eh?" Ruggie looked up at you with wide eyes, "Peel an orange? Why?" You pouted at the brown haired heyena and placed your free hand upon your hips.

"Because you're my boyfriend, and i'm asking you oh-so-nicely..." He shrugged and took the orange, peeling it.

And then, when you thought he was being extra nice to you and peeling away the slices for you to eat, he took half of the orange and popped it into his mouth. Much to your dismay.

"My orange!!" You complained. Ruggie handed you the other half and laughed.

"What? There's always a price for labor, even if it's just an orange! Besides, you're my s/o, and I wanted it oh-so-bad...sharing is caring, right?"

Verdict: Pass...and you made him go get you another orange. In which he also ate half of before it got to you.

Ace

"Peel this for me," You said in the middle of watching a movie, holding out the orange. Ace eyed it dubiously before looking back up at you.

"Eh? Why can't you do it yourself?" He whined, "I don't wanna smell like oranges."

"Ace, please? for me?" He gave you a deadpan stare and you spent a solid minute just looking at each other in a silent battle. He then sighed loudly and obviously theatrically, snatching the orange away from you and peeling it (not without some attitude.)

"I don't get it...I've seen you peel oranges so many times. I don't think you actually care about smelling like oranges, somethin' else is definitely going on here!"

Verdict: Lowkey failed, but that's okay. Eventually, it worked!

Deuce

"Deuce, can you peel this for me, please?" You asked the blue eyed male, offering up the orange.

Deuce was pretty fast to jump to the opportunity to peel it for you. He likes when you can depend on him on such tasks that are seemingly mundane, it makes him feel important, that you trust him. Even though it isn't that deep. Grabbing the orange and peeling it with eagerness, you smiled fondly at him.

"Here you go!" He said proudly, handing you a...messily peeled orange. It wasn't very pretty, you could see parts of the orange where he managed to either miss some of the peel or scraped some of the main part with his nail by mistake. But that didn't matter to you.

"Sorry it isn't the best...I should practice peeling oranges so it's perfect next time. Huh? You were just testing me? Don't worry, i'll do anything you ask of me! It's important to work as a team, so you won't have to worry about doing tasks by yourself!"

Verdict: Pass, he's a little angel

Riddle

"Riddle," You said taking him away from his studies, "Will you peel this orange for me?" The red head set down his pen and looked over at you and then the orange, holding out his hand for you to give to him right away.

"Of course. Hand it here." You gladly gave him the orange and he peeled it perfectly, cleanly, and discarding the peels right away and standing up to wash his hands.

"I don't mind doing such things upon your request. It's a healthy snack too, much better than the chips and other things I see Ace and Deuce sneak around...hm? No, I don't mind if you eat your orange while we study. Now... where were we?."

Verdict: passed with flying colors (Already knew about this theory beforehand, but wouldn't let you in on that!)

Jade

It was pretty simple, you handed the orange while he was reading something, and he peeled it without you even asking. He peeled it while reading, handed it back to you, although handing you the peels to throw away yourself. You smiled and gave him a kiss on his cheek, Jade chuckling in response.

"Were you testing me with the orange peel theory? What, are you surprised I know of it's existence? I actually anticipated you would attempt it at some point. I see some of the things you like to look up. How do I know what you search online? ...hehe. That's a secret."

Verdict: Pass! ...with a few extra questionable things!

Floyd

"Haahhh?" He looked at you with his signature look of annoyance and dismay. "What'dya mean you can't peel an orange? I don't wanna either," He whined, going back to...whatever weird thing he gets up to in his free time.

"Floydddd," You pouted, "Please? for me?" He looked at you, then the orange. Then you, then the orange. This went on for a minute.

"Fine. I'll go ask Jade." You fled the scene before you could reap the consequences of your statement, hearing his loud protests from afar and the sound of scrambling to catch up to you...

Verdict: Fail. Big big fail. Sorry Floyd lovers.

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Heyy!! Are reqs open?

If so then can I request the Octavinelle boys with a constantly tired autistic male reader? Like, very sleepy and falls asleep almost anywhere

Octavinelle With a Sleepy Autistic S/O

A/N: Hii I hope everyone had a happy holiday :) I’m super exited to write this because I have an issue with sleeping too much, to the point where my neurologist banned me from taking naps lol

Male reader, autistic reader, mlm fic

Azul

- Let’s be honest, the first thoughts Azul probably had was “how can I profit from this?”

- This is before the two of you are dating though, as a relationship starts, he’s more worried about it and wants to help you

- He’ll go for a way to try and help you, but also letting you take a nap when you need it

- He’ll encourage you to stay awake if you can, but if you really need to sleep he’ll let you

- He starts to track your schedule to see if there’s anything that may be causing it

- He tracks what you ate, when it gets the worst, how much sleep you got the night before, and other things like that to see if there may be a correlation

- He’ll try to not let you fall asleep in class, but if you do he’s got all the notes you could need free of charade, boyfriend privileges after all

- When it is time for you to sleep he’s got everything you need

- He makes sure you’re going to bed a decent time

- He makes sure that you have your favorite clothes, the prefect temperature, any background noise or stuffed animals if you need it, and of course a water bottle because hydration is important, especially to get a good night’s sleep

- If he can’t be there, then he’ll text you a reminder to go to bed along with an “I love you” because how could he not?

- He tries to find a solution for you, but if he can’t, then he’ll be the most accommodating he can be

Jade

- Jade catches on to your problem quickly, even if you’re not close yet

-He always offered a helping hand if you may need it

- Much like Azul, once the two of you become something more, he takes a more critical take on the situation

- He will also try to see if there’s a root to your problems and if there’s anything that can be done to fix it

- He’ll make sure you’re eating the right amount, even giving you meals or drinks with a little more caffeine to keep you awake (if caffeine works on you)

- It’s never things with too much caffeine though, just something simple that will be able to keep you awake for the time needed

- Jade will let you fall asleep in class, finding a way to subtly cover for you so that you don’t get a lecture from any of the teachers

- When he’s working at the lounge, he’ll offer up his side of the dorm for you to sleep in when he gets back

- When it is time for you to sleep, he’s there to make sure you’re sleeping well and the right amount

- Jade will always have your back when you need it, whether it’s needing to stay awake or falling asleep

Floyd

- When it comes to Floyd, he’s the opposite of Azul and Jade

- The first time he notices you falling asleep, he pokes you and bugs you about falling asleep, not leaving you alone until you tell him why you’re so sleepy

- He doesn’t really try to find a way to stop you from falling asleep, but he is good to be around if you do fall asleep once he knows your situation

- Although you may be a bit of a bad influence on him, as he starts taking your naps as an invitation to also fall asleep

- He already has a bad habit of falling asleep in class, and unlike you, he doesn’t really have a good excuse for it

- He also slacks while working at the lounge to go check on you, as much as Azul complains

- Unlike offering up his side of the dorm like Jade, he’ll let you fall asleep in one of the booths, keeping you hidden from Azul

-He may even sneak you something to eat whether you ask for it or not

- When it comes to the time when you should actually be sleeping, he’s great to be with

- He’ll fall asleep with you, keeping you in his arms just like he knows you like

- He’ll get you anything you may need, you just need to ask for it

- Although he might get a little distracted and bring back some things you don’t need but he thought would be nice to have

- While he doesn’t find a way to fix you’re problem, he’s on top of accommodating you, even if he may fall asleep with you in the process

If anything, this kinda just made me want to take a nap lol, ty for reading and have a nice day :)

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As much as I want to destroy current Lilia...the primal urge over young Lilia

Idk man. It hits different when they're this super powerful and/or respected person. Just breaking them completely beneath you-

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Completely forgot to post this.

Epel's Glomas card still gives me life.

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COWARD ♡ floyd leech

━━━ eels are cowards ♡ fluff, pining, fuck ooc i listen to no one (respectfully), reader is male but he gets called pretty, lowercase intended

eels are cowards. not many knew this, however, and if they did, they believed it couldn't possibly apply to the leech twins.

those two couldn't possibly be scared of anything.

but how wrong they all were. because they failed to realize that cowardice is a completely different light compared to the intimidation, they placed the twins into.

floyd leech was intimidating, towering over most people and always flashing his sharp teeth in a wide grin that quickly made anyone facing him question their next course of action. floyd leech was intimidating, usually sent out with his brother to find anyone who had yet to pay their dues to their good friend Azul. floyd leech was intimidating, pulling others into a tight grip that had them swearing that they could hear the way their ribs snapped, and their heart squeezed under the force.

floyd leech was intimidating. but he was also a coward.

a coward when it came to the boy taking residence in the old dorm on campus. the boy usually found running errands for a negligent headmage or bailing their cat-monster and the heartslabyul duo out of trouble. a coward when it came to the only person who didn't stray away from him because he was intimidating.

you were no coward; he realized that the moment you walked into Octavinelle and struck a deal with Azul to get back your idiots. and when you faced your third overblot with a sigh, complaining about mentally unstable idiots who can't handle their emotions (your words), before reluctantly addressing the ink that had taken over his housewarden. you certainly were no coward.

he liked that about you; of course, he liked a lot of things about you. if you asked jade or azul, they'd tell you all about how floyd talked about you and only you. ━ how you were the prettiest boy he'd ever seen. how you always let him squeeze you. how you never batted an eye when you found him threatening another student. how you said hi to him that morning just before you were dragged away by a hungry Grim. and did he mention pretty? because you're so pretty.

but of course, you remained unaware because floyd could never tell you. he was too much of a coward after all.

but that's okay, because you weren't.

"prefect?"

"hey, jade." you greeted the twin, hands stuffed into the old pockets of your hand-me-down uniform as you entered the mostro lounge. you split away from the line entering the on-campus business to stand in front of the leech. "is floyd here?"

jade raised a questioning brow, but you only met his eyes with a tilt of your head. it was unusual for you to come seeking floyd out, much less at the mostro lounge. although that mostly had to do with how busy you always were, keeping your friends and only dormmate out of trouble and always running the errands crowley decided to dump on you. when you could, you did visit, even if only for a mere minute before you were being dragged off again. because of that, it was usually floyd who went in search for you; and he never tires from the chase, jade notes.

"he is, but i'm afraid he's working the kitchen today."

you frowned, "that's too bad, i really wanted to see him."

floyd would be ecstatic to hear that. jade can already hear the rant he'd likely be at the end of if floyd were to learn you'd said that. ━━ "he wanted to see me!"

"may i ask where you friends are? they're usually not far behind." jade smiled his customer smile.

"oh!" you sighed, scratching the tip of your nose and looking almost sheepish when you continued, "i'm hiding, actually."

"oh?" jade chuckled, "is that so?"

you sighed again, "i needed a break, and i missed floyd."

oh, this just kept getting better.

"i'm sure floyd would be happy to hear that."

"do you think, if you get the chance, you can tell him i'm here?" you asked, "i want to at least say hello just in case my friends find me."

jade's sharp teeth were on display as he grinned at you, a little unsettling for you to witness. you were used to floyd's menacing smiles, but jade's were far more unsettling and eerie. or maybe that's just your bias talking. either way, his smile was starting to spook you. "i think i'll just go get him for you." he offered. you expected something totally different to be said by the way he was grinning at you. (what, though? you're not sure).

you shook your head, "are you sure? "

"of course."

"isn't he busy?"

"someone else can cover for him in the meantime."

"won't azul be upset?"

"he'll learn to live with it."

you pursed your lips and stared at the leech, still grinning widely at you. he was quick to shut down your questions, maybe a bit too quick. he always was the harder twin to read, but then again, just this once, you think you understand what he's doing.

"okay, if you're sure."

a chuckle but no response as jade turned away and began towards the bar. you blinked, but followed him, only stopping when you reached the bar and he disappeared into the back.

you waited for a bit before the moody leech twin dragged himself out of the kitchen. when he seen you, his mood quickly changed, his face lighting up as he called your name excitedly. you smiled, standing from the barstool you had taken a seat in. floyd was quick to scoop you into his arms, as he always does when he sees you, squeezing you into a tight hug that you tried to return by placing your hands on his shoulders.

"hey, floyd." you laughed.

"shrimpy! what are you doing here?" floyd asked you, refusing to place you down. you hardly bat an eye, used to being squeezed by the twin.

"i wanted to come to see you!" you answered with a smile aimed down at the boy, and floyd was reminded of how much of a coward he was, as he stared up at you. "and i'm trying to hide from the others. want to hide with me?"

floyd finally placed you down, eyes wide with unnoticed adoration and his signature sharp-toothed grin. he giggled, "you bet!"

that's when jade finally came back after he went to fetch his brother, glancing at the giddy floyd. he found it amusing how quickly his brother became so animated when you were around. of course, the way you acted around his brother only proved to him how much those feelings were returned.

"i'd offer to hide at ramshackle but they'd definitely find us there." you sighed, completely ignoring the other twin as if you hadn't noticed him at all (and he's quite sure you didn't), crossing your arms and tapping a finger on your chin, "they'd also eventually think to look here."

that's when jade decided he wanted to be helpful (but floyd knows his brother and he knows he was probably just trying to set him up for failure.)

"why don't you and floyd hide in our room?"

floyd is a coward. because even now, after the push from his brother to make the first move by offering their shared room to hide in, he still refused to do anything. even as you flopped down on his bed and jokingly complained about how messy his side of the room was compared to jade's, he still chose to run away from his feelings.

you turned onto your stomach and grabbed one of the pillows he had tossed around in his sleep. you got comfortable on his bed, eyeing the mess of his dorm side and the neatness of jade's side, giggling, "i think you might be messier than grim."

floyd grumbled something you didn't quite hear as he pushed off the clothes hanging off the side of his bed and climbed in beside you. you scooted over a bit so he could get comfortable, smiling at him when he turned his head to you, remaining oblivious to his cowardly heart beating a bit too quickly for his approval. he's always chose to deny his feelings, being the coward he is, he didn't want to accept them. but he's never wanted to run away from you; but right now, that's all he wanted to do ━ is it possible for a boy to be this pretty? it should be illegal. he's too much of a coward to be able to handle this.

your smile had been noticeable since you first seen him, even as you asked, "so how was your day?"

watching you smile at him made him think of a conversation he heard with the first years you always hung out with. he was looking for you when he overheard you and your friends.

crabby had whined something about you never actually smiling, "come on, prefect you're so cold. you could at least try to give us a real smile, ya know?"

"no idea what you're talking about." you sighed.

"yeah right," ace rolled his eyes, "you only ever really smile at grim or━"

"he who shall not be named!" epel interrupted, eyeing the space around them, as if something was going to pop out. and he probably was because his face fell as floyd soon decided to announce his presence, yelling for you. it seemed no one realized he had eavesdropped, except maybe that wolf who only raised his brows at him and shook his head. what?

floyd sighed loudly, exaggerated, "it was good! but then azul had to go and ruin it!"

you hummed, "he did?"

"yeah! he was all upset since i haven't been working my whole shifts or something like that. and━"

you listened as he ranted to you about azul getting upset with him because he kept ditching his shifts completely or halfway through (to be with you. like right now). and how jade just sat there, enjoying watching him get scolded like it was his entertainment alone for the day. and then azul told him he was going to be on strict watch by jade (though it didn't seem as strict now). and then floyd was working his shift before you got there when he and this savanaclaw student almost got into it, but jade had broken it up, and azul grounded him to the kitchen, saying that's where he'd work the rest of shift.

"but it wasn't my fault! he started it!"

"i'm sure he did." you agreed.

"but then you showed up, shrimpy!" he grinned, flashing his endearingly sharp teeth as he turned his head to look at you.

you returned the smile, shifting in your spot to lay on your side with one hand under the pillow while the other went up to ruffle his hair. floyd blinked owlishly at you, smile faltering; you really weren't intimidated by him if you were able to do that without having to think on it too long. oh, the poor coward's heart.

"you're so cute floyd."

you retracted your hand and floyd pouted. you hummed, shutting your eyes and resting your hand back on the bed. your words are unfair, he thinks, because you're far cuter.

"hey floyd?" you called, eyes remaining closed. floyd hummed as he continued to stare at your face, peaceful even in his presence. laying like this would be unsettling for others, although he'd never let anyone else this close in the first place. "what would you do if i kissed you?"

━coward.

floyd blinked, and you peeked an eye open to look at him when you gained no response. you eventually opened the other and sighed, pushing yourself up into a sitting position and crossing your legs, "my bad, that wasn't a very good confession." you leaned forward a bit and smiled warmly, "i really like you, floyd."

eels are cowards. but when they have to, they will come out of their burrows to face their opponents; sometimes the opponent just has to take the first move.

floyd's face lit up with a wide grin, a 180 to his cowardly heart now full of joy at hearing your words as he quickly lunged forward, burying his face into your abdomen and causing you to quickly place a hand behind you for support. he giggled into your uniform, and you shook your head, smiling down at him as you raised a hand to pet his hair.

"awe shrimpy likes me!" he muffled into the fabric, but you heard it clearly. he was giggling so much into your clothes, enjoying your hand running through his hair as he lifted his head to finally look at you. "i really like you too, shrimpy!"

you grinned at him, "good. jade wasn't lying to me." floyd rested his chin on your stomach as he stared at you, tilting his head at the mention of his brother. and you answered his unasked question, "he visited me a few days ago and said that you liked me, but then he said eels are known to be cowards so i would probably have to make the first move."

floyd pouted; it was true, but jade didn't have to say it. he grumbled, tightening his arms around your waist, "stupid jade."

you chuckled, "i have to thank him though, i probably wouldn't have confessed if not for him. this is actually part of why i had to sneak away from the others or else i'd never have the privacy i needed to tell you."

floyd stared at you as you explained the way you managed to escape your friends while ace and deuce had started bickering, which eventually led to sebek and grim coming to add to the mess, allowing you to slip away with only epel and jack aware. they actively helped with epel keeping the argument going so no one else noticed, and jack provided you cover with how tall he was. if not for them you're sure you would've been caught before you even made it to the mirror chamber.

when you quiet, floyd called up to you, "hey shrimpy?"

"yeah?" you hummed, tucking some of his hair away from his face. he still had yet to release his arms around your waist and you're pretty sure he had no intention of doing so any time soon.

"you said you wanted to kiss me, yeah? you did, i heard you." he looked excited at remembering your first attempt at a confession, words a bit fast, exactly as you know them to be when he got really excited.

you let out a quiet ah, before laughing quite loudly. everyone at night raven college knew that you weren't exactly the expressive type; you never laughed that loud. at least, not with anyone but floyd (and maybe the monster you called your kid). you eventually calmed down, only letting out the occasional breathy giggle, mumbling something about the eel being so cute; the same eel who was staring at you with bright eyes. (his shrimpy was the prettiest boy he's ever known.)

"yeah, i did." you tilted your head at him, smile seeming to grow when you asked, "do you want me to kiss you floyd?" at the excited nod you received from him, you laughed again, watching the leech finally release his grip around your waist to sit up and lean closer to you. your hand rested on his shoulder while the other continued to keep you supported from behind.

although eels aren't always cowards after they confront their opponent ━ it would seem floyd is too cowardly to close the gap despite how excited he was.

but he remembers that you're no coward when you close the little distance left, (pulling him into a kiss that definitely lasted longer than you intended).

when you went to pull away, floyd quickly followed. cowardice forming into want as he placed a hand on the nape of your neck to pull you closer while his other hand supported his own weight, so he didn't crush you with how he was practically leaning over you now. you laughed into the kiss, to which floyd smiled.

eventually, you placed a hand on his chest and leaned further away, taking in a deep breath and keeping floyd from chasing after your lips. (he could easily win in strength but he remembered that you need to breath.)

you laughed, maybe a little out of breath while you did, but you brushed that off in favor of scolding him, "that is not what i meant." but the smile on your face told him there was no actual heat behind your words.

"shrimpy." he whined and pouted, "but you're so fun to kiss, please?"

you rolled your eyes, refusing to give him what he wanted as you instead asked, "are you free tomorrow?"

"for you." floyd answered quickly, and you narrowed your eyes, saying his name in warning, but he quickly rebutted, "it's fine! jade can cover for me!"

"floyd." you sighed and shook your head, "fine."

you smiled at the leech, straightening out now that floyd had leaned back and sat properly on his bed, "let's go on a date and then i'll give you another kiss."

floyd lit up, grinning widely, "but you're still gonna kiss me again now, right? right?"

you sighed and shook your head. but you relented, deciding he was too cute to deny. "alright, alright, c'mere." you grabbed the back of his head, fingers in his hair as you pulled him toward you. floyd quickly met you halfway, melting into the kiss, as one of his hands rested on the bed beside you and the other on your knee.

floyd doesn't think there's cowardice left in him now that you're his (or well, will be ━ he'll make sure of it after the first date.)

eels are cowards, but they eventually come out of their burrows to face whoever lies outside. and for floyd, that was his feelings for you.

bonus;

"prefect━"

"floyd━

"what the fuck?!"

the two of you separated as the door swung open. floyd glared at your visitors while you only blankly eyed the cause for yelling, completely unfazed.

grim and the rest of your friends were wide eyed and frozen in the doorway. they were all well aware of your feelings towards the leech, but they probably didn't expect to discover the both of you making out in the twin's bedroom. except maybe epel and jack, the former giving you an encouraging grin and double thumbs up while jack only sent a single nod your way.

and behind them, a not-so-happy azul and a grinning jade.

"i tried to stop them." jade said.

"how could you do this to us?!" ace yelled dramatically.

you snorted in confusion and yelled in return, "the fuck are you talking about?!"

he didn't answer you; "we don't approve! right, guys?" ace pointed his nose up in the air, fully expecting to hear a chorus of agreements from the rest of your friends. when he heard nothing, he turned to them with a glare of betrayal. "guys?"

deuce shrugged and scratched the back of his head, "well if he's happy, i don't see anything wrong with it."

ace grumbled something towards his dormmate before turning to the others for their answers.

"it's none of my business. leave him alone." jack rolled his eyes.

"jack and i knew he was going to confess! of course we approve!" epel added.

"the prefect's love life has nothing to do with our own opinion! he is allowed to seek out anyone he pleases!" sebek huffed, mumbling something like "even if it is leech".

"you guys all suck." ace hissed, turning to the cat-look-alike looking between you and floyd with narrowed eyes. "come on, grim! you agree, right?"

grim didn't answer for a moment, but when he did, it was to completely ignore ace's question and address a different matter entirely. he pointed at you in accusation and huffed, "you owe me tuna for ditchin' me like that!"

you blinked, and then sighed, "aye, aye."

floyd was still glaring at the interruptions, though his glare was now aimed mostly at ace. "hey, crabby, you got a problem with me?"

the heartslabyul freshmen tensed, chucking awkwardly as he looked anywhere but at the menacing leech. "do you guys hear that, that sounds like riddle. gotta run!" and then ace was gone, and soon enough, so were the others.

azul and jade remained; the housewarden looked ready to say something, but then decided for a shake of his head. he turned away from the two of you, but not before floyd decided to yell after him his plans for tomorrow and how he won't be working his shift, again.

it's safe to say he got a long scolding after your date the next day.

i didn't like this enough to post on my main

do not repost / translate. all credit falls to me @h2llish