Malcolm Bright - he/him profiler, consultant for the NYPDQuestionable sanity. Probably not the most sane one anymore.I have made the - probably foolish - decision to trust my father.Let's go out with a bang.Gil, don't fire me.Still not a serial killer.
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Hm... catchy.
Let’s write our own book. ‘How We Totally Didn’t Kill Nicholas Endicott’.
#rprodigal son#prodigal son rp#malcolm bright#character blog#best seller#we got this#fuck you hoxley#you think you’re something?#you ain’t nothing
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I’M GOING BACK TO WORK
Dear Malcolm Whitly,
Today’s gonna be a good day, and here’s why…
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I’ve acquired twizzlers. According to Gil, I’ll be staying home for a while.
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Easy fix; don’t wear white
They always wait until you’re wearing white to stab you with a knife
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Accurate response.
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@the-surgeon-is-in @richsinglemother Look at your daughter.
#character blog#rprodigal son#malcolm bright#you saying what the fuck is the best thing ever#lmao#let the predatory sociopath say fuck
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Still not allowed to come back into work.
#character blog#rprodigal son#malcolm bright#this is bullshit#gil i'm filing a complaint#lol kidding i know they'd laugh in my face#but seriously#i can't take much more of this#sitting at home is not for me...
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On the grounds that you’re an ass
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@the-surgeon-is-in @richsinglemother Look at your daughter.
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you’re an ass
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@the-surgeon-is-in @richsinglemother Look at your daughter.
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If I die, let it be known Ainsley threatened to kill me on Tumblr.
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@the-surgeon-is-in @richsinglemother Look at your daughter.
#character blog#rprodigal son#malcolm bright#your tags are damning ains#you've already been taken in once#because of tumblr
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@the-surgeon-is-in @richsinglemother Look at your daughter.
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No. Fanfiction. About yourself.
A degree in journalism is a slippery slope to writing fanfiction
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Imagine writing fanfiction about yourself
A degree in journalism is a slippery slope to writing fanfiction
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Oh, understandable. I don’t know, I mean, I’m still considering it.
Might be the gunshot wound and aftereffects of anesthetic talking but…
@the-surgeon-is-in How do you feel about parole?
#character blog#rprodigal son#malcolm bright#could be interesting tbh#you could use some more time out in the sun too#of course you wouldn’t have TOTAL freedom but#it’d be better than sitting in that cell all day#and i wouldn’t have to come to claremont for our visits#we could just#meet at the park or something#grab a coffee#idk if you drink coffee
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Hey, she’s worth at least five packs of twizzlers.
Important question - HAS ANYONE SEEN SUNSHINE THIS SEASON???? Where is Sunshine???

#character blog#rprodigal son#malcolm bright#speaking of twizzlers#guess who forgot to buy more#god my fight with gil really threw me off#i use the word fight very loosely#anyway lol
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Yes...? You do know what parole is, right?
Might be the gunshot wound and aftereffects of anesthetic talking but…
@the-surgeon-is-in How do you feel about parole?
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So apparently I’m not allowed to go back to work because I’ve “just been shot” and “need to rest”.
Sounds sus, as I’ve heard the kids say.
#character blog#rprodigal son#malcolm bright#gil’s just trying to stop me from making a move isn’t he#he can’t keep us apart forever#lol#but in all seriousness#gil please i need to work#this hurts more than the gunshot wound#what about my musical trivia???#i didn’t stay up all night listening to musicals for this
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I’M GONNA
Okay that… was a great musical.
I still kin Jeremy. Michael is amazing.
But Christine is my favorite character.
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