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if I get this to 50k+ notes I'll actually try to bake this

TAGS BECAUSE WHY NOT

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TAG TUMBLR AND THE STAFF IN THIS CHAT!!! @tumblr @staff

EDIT 1: I'm starting to regret this. - Aug 4

EDIT 2: should I buy vanilla extract and see how many tablespoons it takes for me to get drunk

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To my surprise, we’re active!!

We have a very active Shifty, Ford, Bill, and Stan, with a Dipper and Mabel as well!

Greetings, folks! It's been awhile, hasn't it? Beyond The Falls is a Gravity Falls RP server geared to older fans! We an 18+ community though we DO NOT ALLOW NSFW! A comment or joke or two, sure, but not about minor characters. We're adults, but thats NOT why we're here!

We allow all rp styles though focus generally semi-lit! We are not strict on length, its good enough if the people can understand you and can have something to hook onto! Our plot is the basic next summer one, with ocs and AUs allowed though we prefer to have mostly canon characters.

Queer owned and operated! System friendly! Plural-kit and Tupperbot for roleplay and systems. Trans rights are human rights!

Either way! I hope you join! We'll be waiting, in the woods.

Will you accept the Call?

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Wtf is wrong with these AI ads on tumblr

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Shout out to how all the deltarune chapter bosses have no visible eyes

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Honestly that’s something I’ve stopped since!

I got my own handful of servers to deal with (small and dead and my deltarune rn served is scarily active) but I’d love to join yours!!

Hi! We remember some time ago you made a discord server for Cthulhu Mythos fans, but we can't no longer see it in our server list. Did we leave it by accident? We're we banned for spamming? Or did you shut it down? Or did something else happen?

All the answers are good, we're just a bit confused.

Oh!! No, you were fine!

I shut it down since not a soul but you joined, though you were certainly the light of it!

Sorry I forgot to inform you about it!!

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Hi! We remember some time ago you made a discord server for Cthulhu Mythos fans, but we can't no longer see it in our server list. Did we leave it by accident? We're we banned for spamming? Or did you shut it down? Or did something else happen?

All the answers are good, we're just a bit confused.

Oh!! No, you were fine!

I shut it down since not a soul but you joined, though you were certainly the light of it!

Sorry I forgot to inform you about it!!

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Greetings, folks! It's been awhile, hasn't it? Beyond The Falls is a Gravity Falls RP server geared to older fans! We an 18+ community though we DO NOT ALLOW NSFW! A comment or joke or two, sure, but not about minor characters. We're adults, but thats NOT why we're here!

We allow all rp styles though focus generally semi-lit! We are not strict on length, its good enough if the people can understand you and can have something to hook onto! Our plot is the basic next summer one, with ocs and AUs allowed though we prefer to have mostly canon characters.

Queer owned and operated! System friendly! Plural-kit and Tupperbot for roleplay and systems. Trans rights are human rights!

Either way! I hope you join! We'll be waiting, in the woods.

Will you accept the Call?

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I’m sorry is this is the funniest thing to happen to me in some time

i think you should choose carefully tenna

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Zoochosis

‼️CW: SELF HARM, ISOLATION, AGNST‼️ Shapeshifter / Shifty writing example I’m proud enough to post publicly

1, 2, 3, 4 1, 2, 3, 4

Shifty paced the bunker like a tiger in a cage. Zoochosis, is it? It felt so. Rocks crunching beneath sharply ending feet. The same rocks. Nothing CHANGES here in this damnable jail!! How long has it been? Weeks? Days? Years!? ...they really couldn't know. Nothing but how many beans they ate to keep track of the time.

...There was one thing he knew. He hated it.

1, 2, 3, 4 Festering thoughts and foul memories. WHY?

1, Tension roiled inside. Little blister-like bubbles, floating to the surface from deep within. Oh so he wanted to see that little book and so he gets left here for...

2, Steps turning into stomps. Flesh erupting and into thick feet. How long? HOW LONG!?

3, Rocks rattling with each step. A growl in their throat... To ROT!? To DIE!? Intended to remain an icy sculpture for ETERNITY!?

4, WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM? Oh, so he wanted to see a little book that old coot held in front of him. Writing incessantly in!? Why wasn't he allowed!?

...He stopped pacing. A mass of roiling bubbles.

...and he screamed... a roar maybe. One to rip through vocal chords as he became, a thrashing, shifting mass of claws. Ripping at stone with animalistic sounds. A monster desperate. A monster angry. Throwing himself about, about as claws sunk into anything it could. Ground, wires, even his own flesh squishing. Trickling in greenish blood.

...eventually it'll get it out by trying to dig another hole out. Another to the many.

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Any Gravity Falls roleplayers still around??

Be it groups or individuals, I just want an excuse to find a friend with the same interest in it and to play as Shifty!

He’s my little gut and I’d LOVE to see Shifty(the shapeshifter) with a redemption and recovery arc!

I’d prefer a 18+(NO SMUT) but 16+ is my minimum!

I’m semi-lit if I had to categorize myself but I’m very much flux in my style

Ocs fine though I’d prefer a mix of canon and ocs if we get them!

IF you’d like to see an example of my writing:

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Happy birthday Book of Bill!

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PLEASE CAN WE SEE MORE SEAM + RALSEI PLEASE

NIHILISTIC GRANDCAT

(In a magma with @bamjammy @astro-g0re and idk if anybody else on it has tumblr)

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Why did I put effort into this

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To me Seam sounds more like depressed Winnie the Pooh or Cheshire Cat than an old shopkeep

Something just sticks out to me to sound more like an storyteller and 50s-70s cartoon character! Especially Disney or Hannah Barbara

Soft spoken with a bit of rasp and wheeze, though they can get deeper and rougher whenever they get serious

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Please please please can we call spamtenna letterbox instead

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WELCOME, folks! To a Deltarune/Undertale Roleplay server! It is 18+ though we do NOT allow NSFW, it's just we'd rather keep kids out. ANY writing styles are accepted as long as "quotation marks" are used, and we have roles for clarity of what peoples styles are! I know I tend to write a paragraph or two and would prefer to not rp with script only, and there are others the other way around! And we love you for that Ocs and aus are allowed(though they will need to be reviewed)! Hell, we have plot reasoning for it and the UT characters being in Hometown! Serious or silly? We got you!

The ONLY characters taken as of posting is Tenna, Susie Noelle (with a reservation on Queen)! Odds are whoever you'd like to be is open!!

✧ The Taken Roster ✧ ✦➤ Kris Dreemurr ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✦➤ Susie ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✦➤ Ralsei ✦ (1/2 AU) ✦ ✦➤ Noelle Holiday ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✦➤ Berdly ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✦➤ Dess Holiday ✦ (1/2 AU) ✦ ✧.⋆ ✩ ⋆₊✧ ✦➤ Lancer ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✦➤ Rouxls Kaard ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✦➤ Seam ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✦➤ Swatch ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✦➤ Ramb ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✦➤ Clover ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✦➤ Queen ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✦➤ Mr. (Ant) Tenna ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✧➤ Jevil ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✧➤ Spamton G. Spamton ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✧➤ Eram ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✧➤ Roaring Knight ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✦➤ Battat ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✦➤ Pluey ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦ ✦➤ Jongler ✦ (0/2 AU) ✦

[NOTE: THIS SCENARIO TAKES PLACE POST-CHAPTER 4. MAJOR DELTARUNE SPOILERS BELOW]

A Titan born. The fight was tough, nearly taking our heroes out. Yet with the help of a certain old man, and some healing magic... the Titan was banished. Dark worlds sealed.

Yet its presence made a mark. A heaviness upon reality, wearing it thin. Theres new people in town from who-knows where, mirroring residents of Hometown... and it seems to not be letting up. Maybe, it just needs time to heal. *Maybe*, theres another Titan lurking, more dark worlds just under their nose. With the Knight on the loose, who knows the dangers that lurk?

TLDR:

Takes place end chapter 4

The Titan battle was nearly lost

Titan did big damage, thinning realities

Now UT characters can appear in Hometown and dark worlds, yippee!!!

(Or, unyippee considering how existentially terrifying it might be)

Implied second titan

Knight still at large 

Interested? C'mon and join us! We'd love to have you!

[REMEMBER AGAIN, DELTARUNE SPOILERS]