manhatingbeewolf

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please rest. you can try again tomorrow. it’s okay, i promise.

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we’ve been hooting with delight over green kitchens as we should be but have we considered: yellow kitchens. I think we should consider yellow kitchens.

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but you can't be free...cause I'm shellfish I'm obscene.....

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On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

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*removes headphones to make sure random ass noise was part of the song and not psychosis*

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That cute chubby baby on the bus that was staring at me? I'm telepathically sending it Gerber star puffs

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why have i been disgraced

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Everybody shut the HECK up and look at this

S H O R K

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being in your 20s is like: i’m so young i’m so old. i should do everything i should rest. i can do what i want but i need to be careful. i’m an Adult™ but i need help from an Adult™. i’m so smart i’m so stupid. i’m leaving i feel left behind. i want to be a kid again and i can’t wait to be old. i’ve done a lot i’ve done nothing. i wanna be alone but i’m so lonely. like.... what the hell ??

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i think about the “i’ll stay home brockhampton” tweet every day

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Glonk

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hey all it's 80° and unbearable in my apartment right now, and it's only June. texas summers only get hotter from here. my bf and i are trying to buy this portable air conditioner:

it'll be a few cents shy of $500 after tax, so that's our goal. please help us out by reblogging or donating. thanks in advance!

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Smart and stupid gang rise up. I am a college graduate and I look at an analog clock like it is a fucking math problem

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I take you on a tour of my house but every room looks like this