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AU where webtoon Lloyd and Javier meet the Knight of Blood and Iron Javier and Suho's brains went into overdrive at seeing novel Javier in real life. He might shyly hide behind Javier and ask for a photograph and tged Javier doesn't get why Lloyd treats the other him with ten times more courtesy and respect than him, someone who'd been by his side since his first day isekaied.

Javier, staring at a picture of Lloyd shyly squealing when tkobai!Javier pulled his cheek affectionately, "Master Lloyd, he is literally me from another dimension. Why aren't you treating me like that?"

Lloyd, still warm from meeting his idol and swore off washing his hand for the next week or so, "Nah you're more like Javier at home"

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Saw a comment saying character X can't be a pervert because he's ace. Bro. Bro. Bro. BRO. BRO. BRO. BR

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How you feel? No like actually, how you miss people? How you feel empaty? How do your feel enjoy, sadnnes, Fury, inconsolation, hope. How do you Care at all? I cant do that.

At least no like other people in mi surrouns do

I'm a bad person? Some kind of psicopat?

I swear I Used to feel before, I swear, I have the memory of joy, of be afreid for someone else, the memory of what empaty should looks like. juts not anymore.

I cant be Sorry for the death Of A close person, a family member, I cant be worry by the tragedy next door(actually next Door, what happen was terreble, that Poor Girl she was Just 4, and his mother and the Other woman. They all burned in their own house). I cant be happy for a close friend(someone who I choose to care, someone who I choose to follow, to take note, to see) do What they love the moust and feel joy for them.

I Still feeling, if I don't this post It wouldn't be written in the first place, I still worry, I'm not cold, maybe I'm distant, maybe I'm ungrateful. But please stop telling me that I don't care about others, I do! But it's not enough, I know.

Pff ajskajskahajhasjhajahsj, this is a post so Dramatic. Lol

Am I not a little old for that shit?

catmeme to make lighter

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AU where SY is ZZL's uncle from his father's side, so he's a snake demon. Transmigration or not, doesn't matter, he's here and delightfully clueless.

He took up raising ZZL after his brother and sister in law skedaddled. He doesn't force ZZL into anything and is proud of him when he becomes a general.

He is close enough with TLJ and SXY that when she dies, she entrusts her baby to him. Baby LBH has no sealed off demon powers because SXY trusts SY to give him a good life. He takes the baby, but has no idea what to care for the little squishy thing that cries a lot.

He somehow wings it (the fact LBH is half demon was coming in clutch real hard). He's doing well enough. Eventually, he encounters a demonic cultivator that tries to kill him for his venom or something and for baby LBH since he's a heavenly demon. That's when a cultivator saves him.

YQY was around by coincidence, attending some diplomatic meeting nearby when he sensed a lot of demonic energy in the distance. When he was done, he tracked down the energy. He dispatches the demonic cultivator, but completely hesitates to kill the snake demon because it has a baby.

He can tell the demon has the same protective love he had for his Xiao-Jiu, and he contemplates just turning his back on the incident. He really does think about it until the snake demon stops him and begs to know what a human baby should be fed.

YQY again hesitates and turns back to the demon. He rattles off baby safe foods like it's second nature and eventually asks to see the baby to see how old it was.

The snake demon hesitantly does, and YQY freezes when he realizes the baby is a heavenly demon. But he logics it out that the baby is probably half human and has a chance to be a spiritual cultivator (he can't bring himself to kill a baby).

He offers the snake demon to stay with him and allow the baby to become his disciple. The demon agrees wholeheartedly.

Yada, yada, yada. They bond during the trip back to the mountain and SY shares his name and what happened. YQY has an oh shit moment. SY says something surprisingly insightful about how no matter what as long as Old Palace Master was around, TLJ and SXY were going to end in tragedy.

They get to YQY's home and SY gets a whole wing of the house to himself (I hc that the sect leader leisure house was meant to originally be the headquarters of the sect before it became the 12 peaks so the home is really big). SY and YQY take care of baby LBH, SY taking care of feeding and most things because well that's his baby >:[ and YQY takes care of teaching him cultivation.

Okay so now that I tricked you into following me into this dark alley, I think it's a good time to mention this with be a freak4freak thing... Also that in my head SY's demon form is something like this

This is a DND Yuan-ti. Kinda fitting lmao. And like SY would be like a REALLY pretty snake. Because it's SY.

Anyway back to our irregularly scheduled programming.

SY also teaches LBH demonic cultivation (to balance LBH and make sure he can't get corrupted yk) , but they make sure that he knows it's a last resort sort of thing. When LBH gets older, YQY starts taking him to spar with him, but SY was to get to a tiny snake form and hide in YQY's robes when he goes out with them.

For some reason SY starts like hardcore crushing on YQY (it's not hard to just look at him 🥴), so he starts trying to get to know YQY and starts stalking him because like no one around TLJ is normal about affection. It works a little, SY starts giving YQY gifts he likes, which gets him attention in return.

But during one of his stalking moments he finds YQY having tea with SQQ. SY immediately gets jealous because YQY acts so much softer with this man that glares and insults him than him and their child. He starts overanalyzing to see what possibly could this man have that he doesn't?

SY concludes that the thing this man has over him is that he's a peerless beauty. So what does he do? Lock in on cultivation so hard until he can force himself to have a human form. Obviously.

So because he's busy with that, he starts letting LBH and YQY alone with their training. YQY thinks it's because SY feels weak and wants to be strong enough to protect LBH, which he's like "why? does he think I can't protect him? I need to try harder then :(" And LBH somehow reverse logics his way into the right conclusion and he's all for being able to walk around with his baba in the open.

Eventually during one of the training sessions, someone sees LBH and YQY. And that's like obviously his secret kid or something because that kid is a noisy disciple that loves starting shit.

It soon gets to SJ's ears and he's pissed. How DARE someone knock up his gege without his knowledge! He goes to MQF (always assume I'll somehow sneak in mujiu if the ship is yueyuan) and demands to know WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

And MQF is like "I haven't delivered any mpreg babies in a while" and SJ concludes his Qi-ge knocked up a woman, which is strange because he headcanoned his gege as gay and his headcanon CAN'T be wrong.

Around the same time SY unlocks the human babe skin on his avatar and shows YQY. YQY is going through it, and his erectile isn't dysfunctioning now. SY is all proud of himself thinking that YQY will like him better now, and YQY is panicking because Helen of Troy is in his house.

LBH is happy because he can go on walks with his father AND his baba. So he's basically winning. Especially because he's finally old enough to join the sect.

LBH's dads (he has so many fathers his greed sickens me) are going through it in the background as he's having his first day at school. Something happens that I'm too out of to figure out and now he's crushing on MF.

MF feels like he's being hunted but every time he looks he just finds the sect leader's son looking at him like this

So obviously he thinks he's going crazy and moves on.

SQQ eventually sees LBH and thinks "FUCK he has my gege's eyes! The rumors are true!" He then becomes determined to make MF beat LBH at everything else. MF is confused, but he's not going to disappoint his father figure.

Around now YQY is still freaking out about Helen of Troy being in his home and also a demon. And with a little Airplane logic he's like "Well, fuck me I guess. I have to eventually introduce him because he's LBH's dad, and I'm also like LBH's dad. Co-parenting would leave too much room for questions. I guess we're getting married."

YQY uses a seal to hide SY's demonic energy and forges marriage papers and hides them in the records to make it seem like his master had allowed them to elope in secret.

Anyway my point is stupid slice of life romance anime shenanigans that might become serious as it continues but then returns to stupid slice of life romance anime shenanigans

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Ao3- What if we held hands 👉👈

Tumblr- What if we kissed? 😘

Ao3- What if there was only one bed?

Tumblr- What if we were enemies .. who then became lovers?

Ao3- What if we were best friends who lost touch and later found each other again on opposite sides of a battle but only recognized each other after a long and brutal fight where one of our masks was ripped off and we were forced to see what we had both become, and with the last of our strengths we crawled towards each other and lay together watching the sun set one final time?

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Ao3- I mean... what if we cuddled?

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His name is dodble, he like sleep and do nothing

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Hiii! I'm back!

Decided to join in on this. Here's the og;

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To be fear, sy have a Weird type

#save #ssvs #shentwins

[ID: Scum Villain fanart. With a flat expression, Shen Jiu says, "And why is it always them..." while thinking of Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe respectively saying "Bro~" and "Shizun~" with piteous expressions, labeled "pathetic + crybaby". Shen Yuan looks at him with bewilderment, and Shen Jiu strides off, saying, "You have a weird type." Shen Yuan, still confused, frowns, "What are you talking about??" End ID]

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So hungry, I even could eat maito Guy

Or not, very much fibre

im so hungry i could eat Obito Uchiha

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH AROACE/ENBY COMMUNITY, Y'ALL ARE VERY VALID AND COOL 😘😘 (full piece undercut)

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Svairinī: An archaic Sanskrit term translated to mean many things- a woman who was unchaste, a woman who did not want to marry, a businesswoman, or a woman who slept with other woman.

Ultimately, the word svairinī meant 'freedom', or a woman who embodied it.

Happy pride month.

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#syIsTheHater #shenTwins

Shen twins au where the transmigration goes badly and instead of inhabiting Shen Qingqiu's body, Shen Yuan ends up in an identical body instead, and Shen Jiu just decides they're twins now - no discussion necessary.

They both have a system (SY is tasked with saving SJ, & SJ is tasked with character development, or something like that).

They both decide to troll the peaks by seeing how long it takes for anyone to notice there are two of them. Eventually it's found out and they further mess with everyone by claiming it's literally always been this way. (When asked, Yue Qingyuan confirms this with a straight face and then goes to the peak to get the true story.)

But, now that everyone knows they are twins, people begin to notice the differences and decide they like Shen Yuan better. He's so nice and Shen Jiu is such an asshole.

Except, someone makes the mistake of insulting Shen Jiu to Shen Yuan's face - and SY, born a hater died a hater, instantly unleashes the most caustic pissy vitriol, naming every character flaw and buried skeleton in their closet, and just absolutely destroys their reputation and self esteem in a rant that leaves everyone's ears ringing.

And people decide maybe they like Shen Jiu a little better. At least with him you know what you're getting. He might be an asshole but he's a straight forward asshole. Shen Yuan might be nice, but he's gathering your dark secrets and judging your character behind that sweet smile.

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#happyandhope #butAlsoImVeryDepressed

#happypride

A little piece of rainbow just now. Happy June! 🌈

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#OMG¡cuteee! #ssvs #save #shenyuan #zhuzhiLang

AU where Shen Yuan transmigrates into a random snake, meets Zhuzhi Lang and is delighted. Shen Yaun finds him absolutely fascinating. He helps out Zhuzhi Lang because he feels for him and also that's his snake demon. Eventually manages to cultivate a form and continues to follow him around

Imagine tiny snake Shen Yuan on top a Big Snake Zhuzhi Lang's head, just traveling

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Haven’t posted anything on Tumblr for a while.

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I see your pre-transmigration Shen Yuan in a t-shirt and sweats and raise you pre-transmigration Shen Yuan wearing the fussiest rich guy outfits and cosplay and traditional formal wear because why not. He's rich he's bored and he looks good in it. Throw in some wigs and extensions and jewelry for good measure. It helps him feel a little more in control of his life when he's well dressed.

Also explains how he knows how to wear Shen Qingqiu's clothes and do his hair without much issue.

Eccentric clotheshorse Shen Yuan.