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INTP Animal?

Why do people keep using owls to represent INTPs as an animal? INTPs are obviously sloths.

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INTP: *watches Iron Fist and wants to become a great kung fu warrior* Also INTP: *eats spoonfuls of caramel frosting that’s been sitting out*

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Notes on Spotting Manipulation

Manipulators seek to dominate and control your decision making, see Manipulative Behavior for more detail. Some common examples of manipulative tactics:

Si: throws past issues/mistakes at you Ni: uses knowledge of you against you Ti: gradually chips at your self-esteem Fi: twists your sense of loyalty or morality Se: evades, distracts, makes excuses Ne: empty promises, tries to confuse you Te: shuts down discussion/disagreement Fe: exploits your emotional vulnerabilities

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mbti types as weird quotes from my friends, part 2

because one post just wasn’t enough. (here is part one)

Disclaimer: These are based largely on MBTI stereotypes, so they are not necessarily meant to be an accurate description of any given type.

INFP: “It’s a free country. I can have problems if I want!“

ENFP: “I need to consult my mouth before letting it go.”

INFJ: “I’m slowly losing my soul to the Internet.”

ENFJ: “I am the apotheosis. It’s me, guys. I don’t know what to tell you.”

INTP: “Apathy is my fetish.”

ENTP: “You know that I don’t actually believe in reality.“

INTJ: “I will punch you with my mighty intellect!”

ENTJ: “I know, my mouth ruined your life. It’s not just you. You’re not special.”

ISFJ: "I don’t believe physics exists, because God”

ESFJ: "You better be inspired.“

ISTJ: “If you don’t respect tradition, you may as well fuck yourself.”

ESTJ: “Would you like some duct tape for your feelings?”

ISFP: “Dirt does wonders for your body.”

ESFP: “Did I just sexualize my emotions?”

ISTP: “I’ve been working on my laziness for a while now. I’m too invested to just give up.”

ESTP: “Sex is just recreational, marriage makes it a hobby.”

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(Saracstic Ask) How to develop each function?

How to develop Se

To fully experience that rush of living in the moment, you must jump off a cliff. Don’t have the guts? Well, you obviously don’t, since you don’t have enough Se. You may also train yourself by riding a rollercoaster repeatedly until you cannot remember who you were or feel anything anymore. The only thing you will be able to experience is the appreciation of this moment. Beautiful, isn’t it?

How to develop Si

This one is quite easy. Just go take those SAT vocab practice tests for fun. Here’s a link: https://www.vocabtest.com/ If you can memorize everything, your Si is at the top of the game!

How to develop Ne

Get high.

How to develop Ni

One cannot “develop” psychic abilities, one can only be born with it. Just go find a fortune teller, or a crazy INFJ.

How to develop Te

Model from the best. Remember that bully from your elementary school? Yes, you remember them, don’t you? Strong Te has that lasting effect on you. Pretend to be like them and go boss people around. Your Te will go through the roof in no time.

How to develop Ti

To have a fully developed Ti, you need the following items:

20 of the most frustrating chain puzzles you can find

5000 piece jigsaw puzzle (the whole thing must be the same plain color)

Solve them, take them apart, put them back together again 10 times, and you will be able to solve anything the world throws at you from then on.

How to develop Fe

Put on a “free hugs” T-shirt and go stand at the busiest mall in the city for 5 hours per day for 1 month. You’ll learn to absolutely, unconditionally, wholeheartedly, devotedly be in love with people (no sarcasms intended), just like Fe-doms.

How to develop Fi

You must learn to FEEL! And express that FEEL! - Go watch 100 movies that make you cry. Here are some examples:

The Notebook

ET

Grave of the Fireflies

A Walk to Remember

P.S. I Love You

Marley & Me

Toy Story 3

Inside Out

Good luck,

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(I am not responsible for anything that happens to you should you choose to follow my advice).

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MBTI Types Making a Play

ENTP

- wants to be director but ends up playing the weird annoying nerd in the cast

- tries to make everything fun, but is not taken very seriously

- goes around helping everyone instead of practicing lines, somehow has it all memorized by the time they have to speak

INTP

- prop controller/builder

- literally can design the coolest props that like actually do stuff and things

- doesn’t get credit for half the stuff they do 

ENTJ

- the director

- plans everything out to the dot

- creeps up on people practicing their lines and offering criticism 

INTJ

- assistant director

- helps with prop making

- finds a use for all the weird gadgets INTP makes

ESTP

- main character’s love interest 

- really good actor; can make people cry and then laugh about it afterwards

- pranks and jokes on set

ISTP

- helps INTP with props

- can repair anything, and will

- has a minor role in the play but doesn’t really care

ESTJ

- has a pretty major role as the villain’s evil BFF

- actually goes around and makes sure people are doing their thing

- gets angry when people aren’t doing their thing

ISTJ

- practices their part perfectly

- flawless execution of dialogues

- gets on no one’s nerves ever

ENFP

- main character’s goofy bff 

- makes jokes on set 

- pairs up with ENTP to make everything fun, but gets disregarded

INFP

- quiet and shy character

- everyone thinks that INFP will struggle while delivering line, but they do it awesomely and surprise everyone

- goes around helping other people with their lines and the prop section

ENFJ

- omg brought cookies for everyone on set

- main character 

- can deliver long speeches with emotion and rawness

INFJ

- brought cupcakes but no one noticed :/

- ended up eating all of them with ENTP and ISFJ

- a pretty major character, quiet off set but loud on set

ESFP

- the singing character

- actually makes everything fun 

- way too much energy 

ISFP

- costume designer

- actually drew everyone’s character

- very independent person

ESFJ

- wanted to bring cookies but nah

- also really good with their lines

- gossip ;)

ISFJ

- pretty shy, but then surprises everyone by being awesome while delivering their lines

- helps with ISFP in drawing and making costumes

- accidentally never got the cookie but got a cupcake from INFJ

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NT Moments - How types would die in a zombie apocalypse

INTP: My ENTJ female friend was showing me a video of her lifting 80kg weight off the floor.

mr-entj: That's fucking awesome!

INTP: And I always tell The ENTJ that if there’s a zombie apocalypse and he collapses, I’d leave him.

mr-entj: ...

mr-entj: RIP ENTJ.

mr-entj: In a zombie apocalypse all the introverts would survive because they're already barricaded at home. All of us extraverts would die.

INTP: We'd just die from starvation haha. Still better than being eaten by zombies.

mr-entj: That's true. I'd rather die playing Overwatch than a zombie horde. Except for the ISxJs because they're always prepared for anything.

INTP: My fridge has nothing in it except a carton of almond milk and an icecream.

mr-entj: It's okay, INTP bodies have adapted over generations to survive on nothing but air and thoughts of robots.

INTP: OMG...I’d die from no wifi!!

mr-entj: LOL

mr-entj: I love your priorities. Zombie apocalypse, government dissolves, civilization retreats-- where is the wifi?

mr-entj: True INTP.

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The MBTI and Enneagram types as Discourse Moments

ESTP:  “I, too, can divide, multiply and categorize into oblivion but what’s the fucking point”

ESTJ: “How many aneurysms did it take to render you useless?”

ESFP: “seeking for some kind of drama and attention”

ESFJ: I don’t know who wrote that book, but you have got to stop calling each other cp 6s and 4s!

ENTP: “💞Palpa 💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Palpa be ENTP🏃🏻💨 Palpa has enough Ne 🗿 To fill the sea 🍆😍! 1 Ne💦 2 Ne💦💦 3 Ne💦💦💦 4 💦💦💦💦! Palpa Ne’s💦 so much he can’t Ne any more 🙈🙉🙊! Ghost Ne 👻💦 Ghost Ne 👻💦 don’t be scared ❌😖❌! There’s always more Ne 💦👅 that can be shared 👬! Palpa makes me ☁️squishy ☁️ It’s sexy how he’s so 💧mean💧 Palpa treats me like his INFJ dream 🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 8w8 💯TRUE💯 ENTPs or else you’ll 🚫never 🚫 get any Ne 💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎‼️”

ENTJ: 8w1

ENFP: On all levels except physical, I am an 8. [intense!]

ENFJ: The manifesto people wrote about mag-ne-ti-c and his mom on twitter

ISTP: circumventing the circumgrip

ISTJ: Everyone I don’t like is Hitler a 4 

ISFP: “type me like one of your British infjs~~”

ISFJ: “nearly an 8″ *this post cannot be reblogged*

INTP: The hexadecagram 

INTJ: @glass-bones-and-palpa-skin

INFP: Hi my name is Infjandora Dark'Ness Dementia Raven Way, and I have a long ebony dark Ni-Ti loop(that’s how I got my name) with an Se loop that reaches my mid back and icy psychic blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me that I’m on the same level as Carl Jung (AN: If u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!) I’m not related to Keirsey but I wish I was because he’s a major hottie. I’m a 4 but I’m definitely not cringeworthy and attention seeking. I’m also an INFJ(the rarest type), and I spend my time on MBTI tumblr, where I’m in my seventh year here(I’m seventeen).  

INFJ: @palpa-ni-fe​

1: “I’d like you to solve this conflict like mature people instead of bitching each other.”

2: Mag-ne-ti-c’s mom

3: @palpas-st-ri-fe​

4: “a 14w13-6w5-9w10-2w4, which is in the 14-6-9-2 tetratype.”

5: Circumgrip

p6: “stable grip”

cp6: Intense!

7: ENTPs are Se-doms

8: “fucking stick your dick down my throat then pistol whip me”

9: “EVERYONE STOP ALL OF THIS UNNECESSARY MBTI DISCOURSE”

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“ Haha sometimes I’m an ESFJ, sometimes I’m an ISTP. It really changes depending on the day, you know?”

“ Umm… How is he an F in any way? He’s so smart!”

“ ISTJs are soooo boring amirite”

“ Sensors are so dumb, but I guess we do need people to work in boring office jobs and stuff like that lol”

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INTJ: No no no, I have an extremely sophisticated highlighting system. Purple is for headings, pink for subheadings, green for words of importance and sub-subheadings, blue for definitions, legislation and formulae, yellow for examples and orange for hyperactive highlighting. So no, you can not borrow the orange, it is essential to the system. Hmm, you can have... Yellow, until further notice.

INTP: *leans in*

INTP: *whispers* Your J is showing

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This is my everyday life, constantly, intp, personal, mbti, funny, stereotypes, mbti stereotypes,

Problems with low sensing functions

INTP: [is nauseous and somewhat dizzy]

INTP: ..what the heck

INTP: *puts hand on forehead to check for temperature* am i sick

INTP: [tries to ignore it]

INTP: [is still nauseous and somewhat dizzy]

INTP: [is starting to get annoyed at nausea and dizziness]

INTP: am i hungry or something???

INTP: [drinks milk]

INTP: [nausea temporarily goes away]

INTP: .. Oh so that was hunger

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Also, they’re only “giving bad names” to their type for people who fail to realize that no one person can truly speak for an entire enneagram or mbti type, and just because someone of a certain type acts in a particular way does not mean that behavior can instantaneously be regarded as a characteristic of that type. The types come from a cumulative study of many people and only try to describe the underlying potential causes for behavior. Only if you were able to observe a certain behavior in almost everyone of a certain type could you even say “there might be something going on underneath the surface that makes this person more prone to act in this distinct manner” and that’s about as certain as any of this personality typing truly gets. That being said, feel free to ironically continue this silly debate; I mostly read it as satire anyways.

@da-n-am come at me you punk ass bitch

If you keep being an idiot I’ll just block you again

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snk fandom? no you misunderstood me. im in the sink fandom

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PSA to my French followers or anyone in Paris right now

There is currently several shootings in the streets of Paris, in the Xth and XIth districts. There is already victims, 18 persons has been killed.

So please, if you are in Paris right now: stay home.

For more infos, you can read the news here, apparently we don’t know yet the why and the who.

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If you’re in Paris right now

- Emergency special number (if you need information) (please, use it carefully, too many calls will make the line crash): 0800 40 60 05 

- Schools and universities are closed tomorrow. (in the whole country btw)

- In Paris and IDF, it’s advised NOT TO MOVE. Don’t leave your home or the place you’re staying in unless you really have to.

- It seems taxis are free tonight if you need a ride home.

- IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO CRASH IN/ WANTS TO WELCOME SOMEONE: follow the hashtag #PORTEOUVERTE

- 5 metro lines are closed: 3, 5,8 9 and 11

- Maps of the attacks (source: Libération). Streets are probabky closed around these areas.

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Ti Dominant: I have all the knowledge. Resistance is futile. Resistance against the superiority of my brain, that is.

Ti Auxiliary: And I’ll use all that knowledge to BLOW STUFF UP YOLO. :D

Ti Tertiary: Or help the human race?

Ti Inferior: I KNOW I’M IRRATIONAL BUT I REFUSE TO ACCEPT IT. TRUTH WHAT TRUTH THIS IS A PLACE OF BLISSFUL SELF-DELUSION.

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MBTI Pet Peeve No. 1

When people think a character is smart they assume their type is xNTx. That isn’t how that works…