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Quackity: what made you want to be a policeman?

Sam: officer

Quackity: what made you want to be a policeman officer?

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one word(?)

Wilbur: Describe yourself in one word. Tommy: Not gonna listen to Wilbur. Techno: Describe yourself in one word. Tommy: Or Techno.

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Tommy: I hate men

Wilbur: But youre a man

Tommy:

Wilbur:

Wilbur: T-Tommy why are you crying-

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Phil: what did you guys do last night?

Wilbur: me and schlatt-

Jschlatt: WE PLAYED UNO!

Quackity: then why was Wilbur's underwear in your room's floor?

Jschlatt: how did you enter my room?

Phil: how did you know it was Wilbur's?

Quackity: it had l'manburg written all over it.

Jschlatt: you didnt answer my question.

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Wilbur: I'm buying icecream, what flavor you guys want?

Phil: chocolate

Tubbo: strawberry

Techno: the blood and suffering of my enemies converted into a simple form of cold delight that infiltrates my health system and brings joy to the brutal flames inside my soul seeking for revenge.

Wilbur: that sounds expensive, I'm buying vanilla, its half the price today.

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Quackity, giving advice to Tubbo: My momma used to tell me, "Baby girl, don't ever eat lunch on the john."

Tommy: Your mother called you “baby girl”?

Quackity: Singing, ha ha ha ha.

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Tommy: I do it for the girls

Wilbur: What about the guys?

Tommy: No guys

Tommy: Only girls

Tommy: And non gender confirming people.

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Tubbo: What happened to your vlog gun

Tommy: Wilbur

Tommy: Not long after he took my self worth too-

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Tommy: You’re really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren’t you?

Quackity: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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tommy: GOD im useless.

quackity: no, dude.

quackity: WE'RE useless.

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Tommy: All I know is caffeine, starting a nation, rebellion, no self worth and towers

Quackity: What was that second to last one?

Tommy: Rebellion?

Quackity: No the one after

Tommy: Towers?

Quackity: Dude-

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Schlatt: I’m new in town, and it gets worse from there.

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Wilbur: Well, that’s my emotional baggage. Or as I like to call it, my griefcase.

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Tommy when Pogtopia started: Nothing can go wrong!

Tommy when Wilbur went psycho: IT ALL WENT WRONG-

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Schlatt: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice. You sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Quackity, watching him put honey in his tea: Do you take constructive criticism?

Schlatt: I absolutely fucking don’t.

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Niki: What are things that help you cope?

Techno: Bloodshed

Tommy: Towers

Techno: Potatoes

Wilbur: TNT

Techno: PVP

Niki:

Niki: How about therapy-

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Tommy: I love building towers, theyre so nice

Tubbo: Your towers are shit

Tommy:

Tommy: Look man, these are the only stable things in my life right now-