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didnt tell yall i started a red bubble did i :D most on the stuff there right now is (not gonna lie) pretty basic for a red bubble but after some consideration ive been thinking about being a menace on the internet there too.

link here if you just want to check it out<3

https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/colorful-sprite-by-meefsteak/103515831.EJUG5

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a retired gacha kid here, drew my old gacha oc cake :DD

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nina. she has my whole heart.<3333333333333333333

i wanted to add a background but i ran out energy lmao-

i also think i finally figured out how to work colors :'D

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watching markipleir game play videos while i draw!!

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Innocent is as Innocent does

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GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

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seb my sweet great boy

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when i started writing this comic, there were courses on duolingo for klingon and dothraki, fictional languages that are only spoken by characters on television shows who don’t exist, but the course for yiddish, a language spoken by jews – real, living, breathing people – for generations, didn’t exist until april 2021.

in 2017 a jewish employee at the anne frank museum was asked to put a baseball cap over his yarmulke. yeah, you read that right – an employee who worked in the house anne frank and her family hid for two years was asked to hide his judaism when he came into work. 

what i’m saying is goyim are trying very hard to pretend jewish people don’t exist anymore, and it’s safer for a man to tattoo a swastika on his face than it is for me to wear a necklace with a symbol of my culture on it.

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Jeff: Parents be like “My child is completely fine” and then their child has a haircut like Tim’s.

BEN: [Trying not to burst into laughter]

Tim: What’s wrong with my haircut?

Y/N: Absolutely nothing, you look fabulous.

Tim: Thank you, damn right I do.

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Why did we all agree back in the early 2010's that this douche was a hot emo boy? Anyway he's the reason why i'm in this website in the first place, have some fanon murderer guy

Sry i've only been posting random ms paint doodles, college is killing me

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i think ill finish this later idk. but jeffrey is so <33333 fucked in the head

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jeff x nina drawing?? them cuddlin or smthing

I don't really like the ship, so I drew them as buds instead!! Spa day for our boy jeff!

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BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAUSED ME SO MUCH PAINAIDFY*CToygaiofvuCVG LHB:GPYIOTFivkvbhkla;

4'2

All eyes we're turned towards me in that moment making me cower behind Jeff's 10 foot tall body🥺🥺 he was super tall compared to my 4'1 self.

The blonde haired one was the first to greet me, and only then did I notice that his whole eyes was black and his piupl was as red as blood.

"Heya there hottie mc.hotterson" he said in a awfully high voice making Jeff growl like a feral wolf and step in front of my 4'0 self.

"Don't call my, kitten that😈"

His voice dripping with malice while he said that, quickly making the short male back off.

"Y-yo dude i-i-i-i-i was just-just kidding"

Scoffing he sends me a wink with his none existent eyelids closing and opening wile doing so making me blush🥺🥺🥺🥺

I'm so small his icy blue eyes had to look down at me while doing so🥺🥺🥺

The boys at my old school always wanted to out their bussy destroyers 500 inside of me but I never wanted that. All the other girls were jealous of me and would beat me up at home back of the school when it ended because lesbians definitely don't exist🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

They were just so jealous of my beauty, but it isn't my fault hat every guy I cross wants to fuck the ever living shit out of me🥺🥺🥺🤪🤪🤪🤪

The next one to speak was the ticking weirdo who's name I don't know.

"H-h-h-h-h-hi-i-i-i-i-i m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-y n-n-n-n-n-name is-s-s Toby!" He said in a excited voice as he pulled a plate of waffles and syrup out of nowhere and started eating them with his bare hands.

The others continued to introduce them self's and I learned all of their names.

The blonde was Ben drowned, Ben for short. The ticking weirdo🙄🙄🙄🙄 was named Toby, the dude with the girly mask was named Masky, the black hoodied one was named Eyeless Jack, EJ or Jack for short and the yellow hooded dude was named Hoodie.

Completely normal names for normal looking people 🥺🥺🥺🥺

After that Jeffy ran upstairs with his hand entertwined with mine as he ran to what I assumed was his room.

Slamming the door shut he whipped me in front of him causing me to fall in my big, jiggly ass checks that only jiggled more when I fell to the ground. Tearing up I looked up at him with my blue orbs through my lashes.

His face was one of jealousy and anger as he coldly stared down at 3'11 self, growling angerly he out his foot into my flat and skinny stomach 🥺🥺🥺🥺

"What were you thinking? Looking at them, you should only be looking at me with those eyes." He barked out in jealousy as he grabbed me by my long blonde hair and through me onto his black bed.

"I'll make sure you know who you really belong to, kitten. " he said as he got into the bed and slowly crawled over to my smol form that was cowering in fear.

One question reminded in my mind.

What's he gonna do to me?

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jane,,,, my wife

me being a nerd below the cut (and like a mini fic but dont get intimated i promise its small <3)

so when i first found the jane the killer story or at least the variation i read i was to say the least, a little disappointed. i was expecting some bad ass black widow villain and what i got was early days Harley Quin. (seriously, they even got down to the chemical burn) The story in general to me just felt basic and like the writer just threw a love interest at jeff the killer. like she was the "good girl turned bad" but she also wore a little back dress and somehow was a serial killer and had a perfect body?

then again i never read the original

so this is my personal version of the story <3

...

so jeffrey was fresh out of the hospital and the bleach and fire gave him some brain damage for sure, and that mixed with his previously existing violent urges completely warped his perception of reality.

so somehow in his twisted train of thought he though.

"yooooooo im so fucking pretty i gotta do this to jane lmao"

a month or so later, his family are definitely noticing the changes in jeffs behavior but, his parents are ignoring it because they already thought they lost their son, so when he was finally doing better, he could walk, he could talk, they were trying to hold on to the very little bit of the son they had before.

lius not having it though, hes like "tf" this isn't my brother", he's already gotten over the loss and is watching his fucking back. he also keeps one of the pocket knives his father gave to him for his birthday by his bed just in case. (it was a good idea)

...

its a monday. mr woods is having a afternoon nap. mrs woods is preparing dinner, and liu is at whatever club he could join to avoid staying at home. it isn't the same anymore, the air is thick with grief and the faces at home always portray the same pained smile. its been a solid 6 weeks since the "incident". no ones been taking it well, liu wishes he could avoid the constant questions and the pitiful looks he is bombarded with at school. everyone is always so eager to know how jeff is doing.

but jeff. jeff is waiting for jane in the shed behind her house. he knows that her parents are out of town. he knows she has to feed her chickens before she goes over to her to stay at her friends house. he also knows, that this is the perfect place to catch her alone. they were friends after all, it only makes sense that they would exchange schedules.

jane opens the door.

before she could process what was happening to her she was doused in the fowl smelling cleaning product, although this would do nothing for the people who would end up cleaning the gruesome scene.

the first thing she noticed was her eyes burning with pain. she screamed and tried to get the excruciating chemical out with her fingers, but little did she know more pain was yet to some.

flick flick

the lighter sparks

...

liu only survives bc of the knife by his bed btw the rest of the story goes out normally.

and the reason shes so hell bent on killing jeff is because of brain damage also

no i did not do research

last few thing i wanna add about drawing im rly sorry this is so longggg.

in my drawing i wanted to keep the femininity janes character, i always liked that about her character.

but also like

she's a serial killer, there is no way shes not scuffed up.

shes not some sort of anime girl she👏 is👏 a👏 woman👏

i also wanted to give her broad shoulders because i think she deserves it

this was a whole lot longer than i expected and i dont want to edit, but i hope you enjoyed! :DDDDDD

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I told everyone my stupid comfort character was coming back, so HERE is my first drawing of him in FOREVER </3

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Haven’t posted in god knows how long, here’s a doodle of the boys as compensation :>

edit: god the quality is shiiiiiiit

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