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Hormonal acne and stress acne have formed an unholy pact to make sure I am as wrecked on the outside as I am on the inside for Election Day.

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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

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“Hide me in your arms

just for this night,

while the rain breaks

against sea and earth

its innumerable mouth.”

I know Pablo Neruda was a trash human being but damn if his poetry doesn’t still hit just right.

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Jason: -and at least if I was being stalked, I’d know!

Tim: You really wouldn’t.

Jason:

Jason: …What’s that supposed to mean?

Dick: Oh, he doesn’t know.

Jason: What don’t I know??!

Tim: Nothing. You know everything. You are omniscient.

Dick: Not as omniscient as 9 year old Tim apparently.

(*Three hours later Jason finds a stack of candid photos from his Robin years on his desk, taken from disconcertingly close ranges.*)

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I think it’d be funny if Dick and Jason, due to wearing bright yellow capes on the job for years, are capable of stealth to a frankly unhinged degree. They barely have to try anymore it’s so second nature. Dick can just completely disappear while in the loudest neon clothes imaginable. Jason is constantly startling people who don’t understand how they missed a guy the size of a fridge standing right there. Bruce is extremely grateful for his unbreakable poker face because they have both startled him by accident and would never ever let him live it down if they knew.

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I like to think that all the bat siblings just randomly drop insane lore about themselves. Like- they all have so much going on that there's no way to update everyone on everything so whenever one person mentions something crazy that happened in passing, the rest of the bats that didn't know are super chill about it. Except Bruce. When he finds out something he doesn't know, he always freaks out a little bit (control freak).

(Tim taking his daily antibiotic)

Bruce (trying to remember if something happened on patrol): Are you injured?

Tim (casually): No I'm alright. I've just had to take these ever since I lost my spleen.

Jason: Word. Good to be careful I guess.

Bruce (internally panicking): You lost your spleen?

Tim: well, maybe lost is the wrong word. I'm pretty sure Ra's Al Ghul still has it in a jar somewhere.

Jason: Not even surprised. He's creepy like that.

Bruce: ??!??!?!?!!

(Dick, Cass, Tim, and Bruce after patrol one night)

Tim: Hey Dick that was a cool move you pulled back there

Dick: Oh that? Yeah I learned that when I was apprenticing for Deathstroke.

Cass (nodding): Skilled fighter.

Dick: Yeah, situation kinda sucked but oh well.

Bruce: (Trying to piece together when the fuck that happened)

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Another picture of the BAT-family!!! Bruce will make them all fit under his wings if it’s the last thing he does.

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Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

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how many times have any of the batmembers had to come up to leslie and been like ‘hey got into a fight with a bat from the cave’

and she sighs and ask which family member only to realize they lost against a literal bat and need 12 different shots

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Culparía a la pérdida de sangre, pero contestaría lo mismo en cualquier otra situación.

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Young Justice (1998) #7

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do NOT separate them

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Okay so we all acknowledge that the YJ98 team, despite their best efforts, were deeply unserious. As a bunch of young/mid teens (some experiencing this for the first time) fucking around on the weekends, they had to do some regular teen things.

SO I PROPOSE THAT THEY DEFINITELY MADE A HOMEMADE MUSIC VIDEO.

Choreographed dance routines, matching outfits and accessories, they even get Traya involved. Red Tornado is the best cameraman (no camera shakes) and Bart naturally is a great rapper.

It hasn’t been seen in years but they all know that Tim has a copy saved somewhere.

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Timmy Drake 🏃‍♂️

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and another thing. I just had a thought of Tim being captured by whoever, really. honestly, the circumstances are not important.

i had a thought of Tim in danger, and he shouts for Jason. not Hood, Jason. And he knows he can use Jason’s name because when he gets here, all these people are fucking dead.

and i’m just picturing Bruce being on his way to help Tim, and all he can hear is Tim screaming for Jason. He’s about to drop down and take care of business, and then shots ring out.

bang. bang. bang.

he looks again and all three kidnappers are dead, Tim is untied, and Jason is holding Tim to his chest. “It’s okay,” He mutters, “I’m here. I gotcha.”

Tim would never dream of outing Bruce or Dick, or even Damian. There’d be someone around to hear it.

But Jason? When Tim is in danger, Jason never leaves survivors.